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  • TimBlaze
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 1625

    #1

    My date thought that a thesaurus was a dinosaur

    Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

    Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity
    Roll that shit, light that shit,
  • pornask
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2006
    • 6518

    #2
    Dumb whores probably give good head, cause that's all they're good for - whoring themselves out. Dick slap the skank and kick her in the cooch if the bitch spits that shit out.

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    • Doctor Feelgood
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2005
      • 2112

      #3
      Originally posted by TimBlaze
      Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

      Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity
      keep her, she sounds like a real winner

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      • mona
        Registered User
        • Feb 2008
        • 1940

        #4
        I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...

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        • Va2k
          I’m still alive barley.
          • Oct 2001
          • 10060

          #5
          Um it's not? lol

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          • TimBlaze
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2006
            • 1625

            #6
            \/\/
            Originally posted by mona_klixxx
            I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...
            yes
            Roll that shit, light that shit,

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            • Machete_
              WINNING!
              • Oct 2002
              • 14579

              #7
              Originally posted by mona_klixxx
              I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...

              one word; Female

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              • itto
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2006
                • 1364

                #8
                seems like a match made in heaven, i mean.. really.. c'mon, janet, look at it this way: she's obviously interested in you as a person, despite all that "he looks like a retard and lives in his parents basement and what about his jurassic fetish - does he think i'm dumb - aww he likes 'em littlefoot animated movies and.." -kind of mumbo jumbo kind of crap. go get her, big boy!

                'scuse me i had a few.
                Last edited by itto; 12-24-2008, 04:28 PM.

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                • notoldschool
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                  • Aug 2007
                  • 5687

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ebus_dk
                  one word; Female
                  LOL, I know what you mean.
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                  • Machete_
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 14579

                    #10
                    Originally posted by notoldschool
                    LOL, I know what you mean.
                    Judging from your sig, you are also smarter than average
                    Last edited by Machete_; 12-24-2008, 04:32 PM.

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                    • mona
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 1940

                      #11
                      That being the case, the real question is...Does she know what a dinosaur actually is?

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                      • detoxed
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 17798

                        #12
                        Is she hot? slap her with your cock while screaming what a thesaurus is

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                        • MetaMan
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 28682

                          #13
                          Please explain to me how you actually figured out what she said?

                          when a woman starts to talk when i first meet her i normally stop listening.

                          i did not know tits had a mouth, thats just me.

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                          • dav3
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                            #14
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                            • Machete_
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by dav3

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                                • mona
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                                  • Feb 2008
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by dav3
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                                  • fujiko
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                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 566

                                    #18
                                    nobody's perfect.. so wats ur problem
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                                    • pornask
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 6518

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by dav3

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                                      • Si
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                                        #20
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                                        • Boobzooka
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                                          • Aug 2006
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                                          #21
                                          That's almost as dumb as a car salesman I just met. He didn't know leather was made out of animals.


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                                          • Darkland
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                                            • May 2002
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                                            #22
                                            See avatar... Idiocracy is the norm and stupid people are taking over the world. Look who runs the country.


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                                            • slavdogg
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                                              • Jan 2001
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                                              #23
                                              that reminds me few months ago a chick asked me what Science was, than said is it like Scientology.

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                                              • d-null
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Darkland
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                                                • uno
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                                                  #25
                                                  Dude just hit it and move on. If she's hot enough take her out in public to events but don't let her speak.
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                                                  • WiredGuy
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                                                    #26
                                                    She's probably hot if thats the way she thinks, lol. Not much for conversation but still useful
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                                                    • BusterBunny
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                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 19291

                                                      #27
                                                      try fucking some sense into her if that don't work dump her

                                                      Originally posted by dav3
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                                                      • hjnet
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                                                        • May 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                                        Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

                                                        Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity
                                                        Well it depends what you want from her, if you just want to fuck her I wouldn't see that as a problem.

                                                        And I guess a Relationship is not an option anyway.....

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                                                        • Jack Sparrow
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • HorseShit
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                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 17513

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                            Please explain to me how you actually figured out what she said?

                                                            when a woman starts to talk when i first meet her i normally stop listening.

                                                            i did not know tits had a mouth, thats just me.

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                                                            • fris
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                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              isnt that from somebody's standup comedy act?
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                                                                  • Vicious_B
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                                                                    • May 2008
                                                                    • 2564

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Some girls play up the dumb think thinking its cute, I never understood why guys fall over stupid chicks. Eventually you take your dick out of their mouth and they talk.

                                                                    I knew one girl that got pulled over because she believed her brother when he told her that the stop signs with white trim were optional. She also at 26 thought guys had a uterus. Tater tots are smarted than this girl but yet she always has guys falling all over themselves to be with her.
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                                                                    • bronco67
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                      • 29026

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I will marry her right now.

                                                                      But we should be asking you how the word "thesaurus" came up in conversation during a date.
                                                                      Last edited by bronco67; 12-26-2008, 07:42 AM.

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