On my way home from poker, after FELTING a few more people and winning over $400...I'm stopped at a red light and BOOM! WTF is that I am thinking for 3 seconds...then realize some rear ended me 
I get out and it's some girl, clearly drunk asking where her phone is....cops are right on the scene, two witnesses describe her erratic driving. They have us pull over to the side road and she almost hits me again!
She fails the sobriety test and then I see on her SUV window she has a Bernie sticker on the back She ends up blowing a .09 after refusing the breathalizer test at first and is hauled away in handcuffs. I make fun of the Bernie sticker to the cops and they all laugh. I drive to the gym, pump some fucking iron and here I am boys ! 
I get out and it's some girl, clearly drunk asking where her phone is....cops are right on the scene, two witnesses describe her erratic driving. They have us pull over to the side road and she almost hits me again!
She fails the sobriety test and then I see on her SUV window she has a Bernie sticker on the back
She ends up blowing a .09 after refusing the breathalizer test at first and is hauled away in handcuffs. I make fun of the Bernie sticker to the cops and they all laugh. I drive to the gym, pump some fucking iron and here I am boys !
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