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  • BFT3K
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #1

    Make Your Predictions for 2009

    Any topic - Anything goes.

    Here are loose examples of how to phrase your prediction(s)......



    I predict monkeys will develop into flying machines sometime in 2009.

    By the end of 2009 humans will no longer require food, etc.



    These are ridiculous of course, but you get the idea....
  • halfpint
    GFY's Halfpint
    • Jun 2007
    • 15223

    #2
    Here in the UK

    Over 75,000 people will lose their homes and the unenployment rate will top 2 million in 2009

    I predict that we are fucked over here in the UK
    Last edited by halfpint; 12-18-2008, 04:45 PM.

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    • Yngwie
      I am an Alien from space
      • May 2003
      • 11118

      #3
      I predict in March, 2009 there will be a huge war that will make all others seem like play time at a daycare. (I'm just making shit up here)
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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94179

        #4
        Lots of people will die... of death.

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        • Ethersync
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          • Mar 2008
          • 5289

          #5
          Originally posted by halfpint
          I predict that we are fucked over here in the UK
          Yeah, I predict you're right...
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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            50 percent will be out of our industry.

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            • Big Joe
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              • Jul 2008
              • 248

              #7
              i will make a shit load of sales!
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              • spacedog
                Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                • Nov 2001
                • 14149

                #8
                I predict Israel will attack Iran before inaugaration day.

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                • iMind
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 937

                  #9
                  I predict that Obama will be inaugerated and the world will suddenly become a better place, there will be no more starvation or wars, and the economy will grow immediately.

                  the big 3 will be bailed out and turn record profits over the first 6 months and create millions of jobs.

                  The US and Iran will become best friends after iran hands us over it's nukes and korea might just do the same

                  The Federal reserve will hand back the money to the people, because they finally understand lending each dollar out at interest, well, just isn't fair.

                  There will be no racism now that the president is black.
                  The cure for cancer will be found, and they'll stop putting poisons in the water and food we consume.

                  The US will pay it's $10,660,106,727,644.50 in debt off finally, and will return to being the worlds one and only super power.
                  Last edited by iMind; 12-18-2008, 06:39 PM.

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                  • The Duck
                    Adult Content Provider
                    • May 2005
                    • 18243

                    #10
                    1. There will be a massive economic meltdown.
                    2. The north american union will be announced in the wake of the economic meltdown
                    3. Invasion by the US and allies of Iran and or Pakistan
                    4. On the last day of 2009, codex alimentarius will be implented which will lead to the death of millions, possibly billions in 2010.

                    From there on WE ARE FUCKED!

                    Honestly, who knows what will happen..
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                    • iMind
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 937

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kandah
                      1. There will be a massive economic meltdown.
                      2. The north american union will be announced in the wake of the economic meltdown
                      3. Invasion by the US and allies of Iran and or Pakistan
                      4. On the last day of 2009, codex alimentarius will be implented which will lead to the death of millions, possibly billions in 2010.

                      From there on WE ARE FUCKED!

                      Honestly, who knows what will happen..
                      Man, enough with the doom and gloom,

                      for fuck sakes.. Don't you think CNN and Fox would be telling us if this stuff was going on?
                      Tin Foil ranger.

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                      • spacedog
                        Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 14149

                        #12
                        Originally posted by iMind
                        I predict that Obama will be inaugerated and the world will suddenly become a better place, there will be no more starvation or wars, and the economy will grow immediately.

                        the big 3 will be bailed out and turn record profits over the first 6 months and create millions of jobs.

                        The US and Iran will become best friends after iran hands us over it's nukes and korea might just do the same

                        The Federal reserve will hand back the money to the people, because they finally understand lending each dollar out at interest, well, just isn't fair.

                        There will be no racism now that the president is black.
                        The cure for cancer will be found, and they'll stop putting poisons in the water and food we consume.

                        The US will pay it's $10,660,106,727,644.50 in debt off finally, and will return to being the worlds one and only super power.
                        He ain't the messiah you think he is

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                        • iMind
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 937

                          #13
                          Originally posted by spacedog
                          He ain't the messiah you think he is
                          I'm just a sexy girl.

                          Re read my post spacedog

                          and read it again, and again, till you get it

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                          • BFT3K
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 10764

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                            Lots of people will die... of death.
                            Oh no, death!

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Eventually pull out of this shit

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                              • mynameisjim
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 2985

                                #16
                                The Chicago Cubs will win the World Series.
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                                • Redrob
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 4791

                                  #17
                                  The bailout (ie. federal money grab) will continue as all the corporate welfare types continue to line up for a piece of the pot. House prices will rise in the Hamptons and Cape Cod.

                                  The rest of us are fucked.

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                                  • Calico Jack
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 2051

                                    #18
                                    I predict I shall get my cock sucked!

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                                    • spacedog
                                      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 14149

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by iMind
                                      I'm just a sexy girl.

                                      Re read my post spacedog

                                      and read it again, and again, till you get it
                                      Does that make your weenie feel like a real mans dick?

                                      Don't you know sarcasm?

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                                      • iMind
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 937

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by spacedog
                                        Does that make your weenie feel like a real mans dick?

                                        Don't you know sarcasm?
                                        If you were being sarcastic in reply to my post .. I apologize, it certainly didn't seem that way.
                                        I think judging by your 1st reply you missed the sarcasm in my predictions.
                                        Last edited by iMind; 12-18-2008, 10:02 PM.

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                                        • woj
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 47880

                                          #21
                                          Number of threads on gfy related to tubes will increase by 47% in 2009....
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                                          • EXPORT
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 1345

                                            #22
                                            for 2009 i predict:

                                            at least 1 or 2 shady program owners(or those used as scapegoats by them) to go to jail

                                            gfy to be populated by even more clowns

                                            visa stopping all things adult

                                            myself to find God and laugh at all of you

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                                            • Raym
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                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 386

                                              #23
                                              I predict that I will go cross-eyed from staring at woj's avatar.
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                                              • qxm
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                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 5970

                                                #24
                                                I will make more monies

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                                                • 96ukssob
                                                  So Fucking Banananananas
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 12991

                                                  #25
                                                  economy will get worse and more people will rely on cheating to get sales. more people will make threads about cross sales and tube sites are taking down the business and complain how its not fair, but refuse to evolve and resort to trying mainstream sites.

                                                  some of the smaller sponsors will start to lower their prices in hopes that they will get more sales, and affiliates will stop pushing them because the commissions are higher on other sites, so these sponsors offer BJ's to top producing affiliates and its all the rage on GFY

                                                  dating sites will start to get pushed harder and harder until they convert at 1/4 of what they are now because of being over saturated in the market. they will also be included in cross sales of some programs around early summer time.

                                                  more sponsors will start to come out with free tube site scripts loaded with their content and less and less people are creating TGP/MPGs. at the same time, a number of sponsors realize that giving away hosted videos is just causing them bandwidth bills, so they cut back and make affiliates host the videos. many cant afford the bw bill and leave hosting companies stranded with their bill.

                                                  thehun launches a tube site. this kills their text link site and they change the home page to a tube site but also keep text links. pornhub and redtube get pissed and now have 2 popup ads on the video pages

                                                  finally... someone decides that tube sites are a just like first generation TGPs and they create a CMS that allows webmasters to upload their own FLV or video files with their link codes and these sites charge through the nose for partner accounts. 1000000 of these pop up over night and aid in over saturating dating and cam sites. these tube sites 2.0 save on BW bills and make 1/2 their revenue on webmaster memberships to submit video galleries.

                                                  thats it for now, i just dropped my crystal ball and have to glue it back together
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                                                  • Iron Fist
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 23400

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Spunky
                                                    Eventually pull out of this shit
                                                    I predict you will surpass 100,000 posts and Juicy will be jealous.
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                                                    • hankphone
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                      • 540

                                                      #27
                                                      I predict that people will still be making stupid fucking predictions in this thread in 2009

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                                                      • V_RocKs
                                                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 32467

                                                        #28
                                                        I predict that George Bush will be so revered by his country that the 2 term limit will be lifted so he can right this country in 2012.

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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 39032

                                                          #29
                                                          I predict that 2009 will start on January the 1st...
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                                                          • notime
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 8027

                                                            #30
                                                            I predict that 2009 will be full of surprises and challenges

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                                                            • Bama
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 2727

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by iMind
                                                              I predict that Obama will be inaugerated and the world will suddenly become a better place, there will be no more starvation or wars, and the economy will grow immediately.

                                                              the big 3 will be bailed out and turn record profits over the first 6 months and create millions of jobs.

                                                              The US and Iran will become best friends after iran hands us over it's nukes and korea might just do the same

                                                              The Federal reserve will hand back the money to the people, because they finally understand lending each dollar out at interest, well, just isn't fair.

                                                              There will be no racism now that the president is black.

                                                              The cure for cancer will be found, and they'll stop putting poisons in the water and food we consume.

                                                              The US will pay it's $10,660,106,727,644.50 in debt off finally, and will return to being the worlds one and only super power.
                                                              I predict that you'll go 0 for 7 in your predictions

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                                                              • Antonio
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 14136

                                                                #32
                                                                1. I will meet and hook up with a very hot 22 yo old girl with nice big breasts, she'll have her toenails painted birght red color too.
                                                                2. The summer will be great - the best one in 10 years!
                                                                3. I will make more money than in 2008 (not from adult though).
                                                                4. I will visit London (since I purchased the tickets already that's almost ni the bag).
                                                                5. Towards the end of the year I'll go to Egypt.
                                                                6. The prie of the petrol will go up (not too much though).

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                                                                • Antonio
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 14136

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bama
                                                                  I predict that you'll go 0 for 7 in your predictions

                                                                  O, Bama, how could you say that, get it O, Bama/Obama, ok nevermind

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                                                                  • robfantasy
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 6445

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i will make a few million
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                                                                    • ExLust
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                                      • 3223

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Offshore business will be increasing.

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                                                                      • jollyperv
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 3927

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Tube owners turning up mysteriously dead

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                                                                        • buyandsell
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2008
                                                                          • 692

                                                                          #37
                                                                          The way its going its back to the wildwildweb days like 1999 again, No copyrights people just steal everyone elses content and make sites!

                                                                          I can see a few shady programs associated with tube sites failing or just not paying people.

                                                                          oh yea and the UK is badly fucked
                                                                          Last edited by buyandsell; 12-19-2008, 04:45 AM.

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                                                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 94179

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by jollyperv
                                                                            Tube owners turning up mysteriously dead
                                                                            Ruh roh ...

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                                                                            • HorseShit
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 17513

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I predict kandah will still be selling shitty content.

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                                                                              • Malicious Biz
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                                • 4575

                                                                                #40
                                                                                a small group of truthers will die in a hilariously misguided stand off with the ATF.

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                                                                                • Malicious Biz
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                  • 4575

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                                  O, Bama, how could you say that, get it O, Bama/Obama, ok nevermind

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                                                                                  • BFT3K
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                                    • 10764

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by jollyperv
                                                                                    Tube owners turning up mysteriously dead
                                                                                    Nice one!

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                                                                                    • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                      I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 21684

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I predict that all processors will ban user generated content without proper docs

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