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  • jaYMan
    peace&profit,
    • Jan 2001
    • 4885

    #1

    ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a ___________.

    Fill in the blank & Ill post pics.


    This one is really ironic folks.
    ;/

    peace&profit,
    jaYMan
  • Zuzana Designs
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    #2
    Another Hummer ??

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    • Exotic Gold
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      • Jul 2007
      • 528

      #3
      Originally posted by jaYMan
      ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a ___________.
      Prius?

      Gas station?


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      • Pete-KT
        Workin With The Devil
        • Oct 2004
        • 51532

        #4
        into a "ditch filled with jello"

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        • StuartD
          Sofa King Band
          • Jul 2002
          • 29903

          #5
          chicken?

          Was it crossing the road?

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          • Sands
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            • Feb 2007
            • 3134

            #6
            A wormhole, where you time traveled to an alternate reality where dinosaurs ruled the world, and you had to fight the evil Tyranno-king to free the enslaved cavemen and cavewomen?

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            • PorniSteph
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              • Feb 2008
              • 358

              #7
              Originally posted by jaYMan
              Fill in the blank & Ill post pics.


              This one is really ironic folks.
              ;/

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              • Bama
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                • Nov 2001
                • 2727

                #8
                I know the answer but I won't spoil the fun!

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                • bobby666
                  boots are my religion
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 21765

                  #9
                  into a lake ?

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                  • brand0n
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 26983

                    #10
                    a member of xxchurch
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                    • SCOOTER
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                      • Oct 2001
                      • 4010

                      #11
                      ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a gas station and filled up for the 3 time in 2 blocks.
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                      • natas
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                        • Mar 2002
                        • 3377

                        #12
                        car showroom, where you bought something that didn't make you look like you were in the army?

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                        • Slick
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 7338

                          #13

                          School Bus

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                          • Twistys Tim
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                            • Apr 2008
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                            #14
                            ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a global warming convention.


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                            • StuartD
                              Sofa King Band
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 29903

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Slick

                              School Bus
                              Wow, that school bus sure is a lot tougher than that hummer.
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                              • Fucksakes
                                Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 7567

                                #16
                                is your hummer white? are you from montreal? if so I drove in your hummer and you dont even know about it hehe

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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 16502

                                  #17
                                  ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a fat bitches ass.

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                                  • 3xTom
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                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 1610

                                    #18
                                    Ummmm Stripper? Hooker? cread head? Dealer?

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                                    • commonsense
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                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 1790

                                      #19
                                      a Raven?





                                      or


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                                      • Tom_PM
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 16443

                                        #20
                                        One of those Ice machines outside a market?
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                                        • Triple10Terry
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                                          • Jun 2007
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                                          #21
                                          Hooker??


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                                          • pornguy
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                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 62910

                                            #22
                                            a police car.
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                                            • commonsense
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                                              • Feb 2007
                                              • 1790

                                              #23
                                              .. an ice cream truck?

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                                              • DomP_nl
                                                So Fucking What
                                                • Sep 2005
                                                • 631

                                                #24
                                                a giant black hole with rasta's ?

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                                                • Daddy Big Nuts
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                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 1080

                                                  #25
                                                  Manger scene in someone's front yard?

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                                                  • LauraLee
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                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 3821

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Exotic Gold
                                                    Prius?

                                                    Gas station?
                                                    LOL. I was going to say a hybrid or a gas station sign.

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                                                    • BradM
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                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3397

                                                      #27
                                                      OMG the suspense is killing me tell us alreadyyyyy

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                                                      • jaYMan
                                                        peace&profit,
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 4885

                                                        #28
                                                        ahaha these are great.


                                                        hooker was my fav so far, and somehow strangely closest.
                                                        peace&profit,
                                                        jaYMan

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                                                        • Exotic Gold
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                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                          • 528

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by LauraLee
                                                          LOL. I was going to say a hybrid or a gas station sign.
                                                          Funniest thing ever - a few weeks ago I saw a Prius on the side of the freeway and some geeky looking guy walking towards it carrying a gas can.


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                                                          • tranza
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                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 57559

                                                            #30
                                                            Nobody got it so far???
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                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 19969

                                                              #31
                                                              18 year old stripper with daddy issues and a tight body?
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                                                              • cwd
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                                                                • Feb 2006
                                                                • 1955

                                                                #32
                                                                tranny hooker dressed as Marilyn Monroe who had parked her Prius next to a gas station full of school buses

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                                                                • Sharky
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                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 4938

                                                                  #33
                                                                  car driven by raven riley?
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                                                                  • Tom_PM
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                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 16443

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Snowplow?
                                                                    Another hummer?
                                                                    Hooker giving a hummer to a snowplow driver in his snowplow (but his daily driver is a hummer?)?
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                                                                    • stickyfingerz
                                                                      Doin fine
                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24984

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Salt truck.

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                                                                      • Godsmack
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                                                                        • 4525

                                                                        #36
                                                                        into another Hummer?
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                                                                        • Bama
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                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                          • 2727

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Sands
                                                                          A wormhole, where you time traveled to an alternate reality where dinosaurs ruled the world, and you had to fight the evil Tyranno-king to free the enslaved cavemen and cavewomen?
                                                                          You know if that were made into a movie - all the cave women would be ugly except for 1 who would fall in love with JaYman and let him into "her cave". There would of course be a cave guy who was in love with the same cavewoman (creating the sub-plot of tension between the two of them).

                                                                          Cave man prepares to battle it out and rushes at jaYman who, pulls out a Glock and proceeds to plug holes into the guy.

                                                                          All the cave folk now perceive jaYman as a God....

                                                                          He'd of course fuck the cavewoman but then give her the brush-off - breaking her heart and time travel back!

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                                                                          • Wagerboy
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            im going with a plowtruck/icetruck.
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                                                                            • JamesK
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                                                                              • 16731

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                              ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a fat bitches ass.
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                                                                              • Anthony
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                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 9653

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I'm going with Ice Cream Truck.

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                                                                                • Sands
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                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                  • 3134

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Bama
                                                                                  You know if that were made into a movie - all the cave women would be ugly except for 1 who would fall in love with JaYman and let him into "her cave". There would of course be a cave guy who was in love with the same cavewoman (creating the sub-plot of tension between the two of them).

                                                                                  Cave man prepares to battle it out and rushes at jaYman who, pulls out a Glock and proceeds to plug holes into the guy.

                                                                                  All the cave folk now perceive jaYman as a God....

                                                                                  He'd of course fuck the cavewoman but then give her the brush-off - breaking her heart and time travel back!
                                                                                  You, sir, are a visionary and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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                                                                                  • jaYMan
                                                                                    peace&profit,
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 4885

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    LOL bama wow ;)


                                                                                    Ok, here's the pix, dmg is 5k to the truck, and who knows to the guard rail that surrounds the..... strip club.




                                                                                    I hit a fucking strip club, and if that rail wasn't there, head on at 25mph in a 4 ton truck (guesssing) woulda put me through the wall and on center stage.





                                                                                    The alignment is whacked, frame is an inch or so off on drivers side, and the lower bumper is bent up, plus the grill peice is popped off.

                                                                                    ;/


                                                                                    Now time to dick aroud with insurance companies. Black ice is a bitch. I got lucky.
                                                                                    Last edited by jaYMan; 12-17-2008, 09:09 AM.
                                                                                    peace&profit,
                                                                                    jaYMan

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                                                                                    • _Richard_
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                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                      • 30989

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      a snake shop!

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                                                                                      • jaYMan
                                                                                        peace&profit,
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 4885

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        And I WASNT going to the strip club, theres apartments BEHIND the club I was going to.
                                                                                        peace&profit,
                                                                                        jaYMan

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                                                                                        • LeRoy
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                                                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                                                          • 13362

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          You hit a strip club? Thats crazy and funny at the same time.

                                                                                          Lucky it wasn't to bad. Those hummers are safe.
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                                                                                          • Pornopat
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                                                                                            • 10598

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Somehow I knew it was a stripclub. You always make quite an entrance.
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                                                                                            • marketsmart
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                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 20419

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              chris rock is a liar, there is sex in the champagne room...

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