I always sit on the toilet when I shit. Sorry but I ain't hovering.
Sometimes I see shit and piss on the seat and I will line it with paper which makes me feel a bit better.
OP goes to cruise and toe tap the guy in the next stall
“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
I fucking hate when I walk in the public bathroom and I see somebody missed the toilet... Like come on.
One guy dribbles, then the next guy stands back half a foot to avoid stepping in the dribble and ends up making a bigger puddle, this keeps up and pretty soon you have to stand back
4 feet to avoid the puddle and sort of launch the pee in a rainbow/artillery type of trajectory in order to get any of it in the urinal.
I admit it I never step up to the the puddle and am contributing to the problem.
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