iPorn dumps production head in favor or Porno Dan?
Yep, it's true. That bumbling clown jester of porn, Porno Dan, has managed to hack his way into another company using his superior backstabbing techniques. Francis Koenig, CEO of Adultvest, has done it again. He has dropped his head of production in favor of Porno Dan. Not only has he given him the keys to the city, he's let him get in good with the Mayor and is now in control of all of the money for iPorn productions for the foreseeable future. It wasn't enough that Koenig has become the most hated man in porn, but he had to add Dan in order to add to his renegade antics on set, which included real assault rifles, guns, and floods of alcohol on his production sets. Apparently, Koenigs former production head wasn't renegade enough for his taste and added Dan to "spice" things up a bit. Currently, with Dan at the helm, he has convinced the Mayor that DVD is the way to the promise land, promising him mega profits via the DVD route. Now we here in internet land know where the road down DVD land ends, don't we. Let's look on the bright side, I'm sure that we will all be treated to more "star" studded parties at that world famous club, Blue Moon Nights, filled with illegal sex shows involving Porno Dan getting his cock sucked surrounded by fans groping the few more popular porn stars that dare to show up, until they are totally overwhelmed and vacate as fast as they came in. Stay tuned iPorn fans, there is sure to be more from these bumbling band of idiots to come.
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Porno Dan is a clown - really.
I know I'm Loud, but at least i'm not a loud idiot without a clue like Porno Dan
Porno Dan should team up with Kevin Blatt (or whatever he calls himself now)Last edited by Machete_; 12-12-2008, 03:17 AM.Comment
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i dont know what is this all about but ill park my sig here
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Porno Dan is the MAN!!!
Love that guy!! What a character!!!Comment
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whats funny is how at least you no longer deny being a scammer, nothing else.
you were busted scamming GFYers reselling my product, and your name will forever be tarnished as a no good scammer you are, you even tried to blame it on your girlfriend at th time, what scum.
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Waited 1.5 years to make your first post?Comment
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i think someone might be a little upsetComment
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I've never met this Dan dude but I haven't heard good things. Lots of douchey posts on here, including the whole enjoying cooking cum on a skillet.
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I like Dan.
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we have a very new traffic aggregation for you to try mr. dan.Comment
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wow, this iporn thing sure does seem like one massive clusterfuck.
they should hire someone who knows what they're doing to get a
handle on this nightmare as soon as possible.Don Pueblo
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Dan is a great guy, he doesnt take himself very seriously. That is why you will never see him even respond to this shit. It always seem's to be people who are sticking up for him. I dont think he would harm a fly. Everyone that I met over at IPORN was & is great (wether they are still there or not). They put together a great team, it will be interesting to see how everything turns out, I wish them the best. I do know this, I did have a very interesting time in Berlin though. Go PolishPrivates.com (lol)"Internationally Know & Locally Respected"Comment
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wow I think for the very first time I am actually offended by something said on this board.
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Porno Dan for President in 2012!Comment
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Dan's a wild guy. I don't think this thread warrents his response... surely, that would get your goat if you were ignored.
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i wish him the best of luckComment
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i am very hot. much hotter than this dan guy.
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lots of porno dan haters out there on GFY, guess I just dont see the point in making it public, I hate tons of people but I'm not telling everyone about it.Ross Horwitz
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LOL... I love Dan. He is a charector and a real down to earth person who is way smarter than he lets on.
Dan is very smart and very knowledgeable about what is what online and in the DVD world.
If people dont like you, you are doing somthing right.lol
Ohhh yea, welcome to GFY Leo...lol
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Good for Dan! You can't be mad at that!Comment
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Yeah Dave, but you know as well as I do what the plan was from the start.Comment
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