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  • Peaches
    Old broad
    • Oct 2002
    • 13933

    #101
    I was raised mostly by my Dad, haven't lived with a man in 24 years and thankfully learned how to do 99% (100%?) for myself anything I'd need a man for

    I think the first Christmas tree I did alone was when I was in my early 20's. The best was the one I got on sale that leaned a bit. I rigged it up with a hook and wire from the ceiling.

    Electrical and cable type wiring sometimes throws me off but I've always managed to get it done. Car stuff too. Though if you want to pump up a bruised ego of a man, the best thing to do is act like they were the ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD who could have hung that picture the right way!!

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    • AaliyahLove
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2008
      • 2722

      #102
      Originally posted by PersianKitty
      Unless you count my sons, there's not been a man around my place for 9 years.

      I've replaced a garbage disposal in my kitchen, fixed the wiring on my trash compactor (cause I was determined it was too easy to call Sears for), and replaced a few light switches over the years. I need to redo a few electrical sockets but for some reason those freak me out more than light switches.
      DAMN PK you go girl!

      When you are in the area again maybe you can come over to my apartment and fix a couple things around here.. hehehe

      and way to go Julie, you rock! There's no way I woulda done all of that by myself, I have a little plastic tree I put up every year and thats about it


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      • Big Red Machine
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 9586

        #103
        in the ol'days to be a Man you were supposed to Plant a Tree, Build a House, and Have a Son......sounds like half the ladies in here can do that

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        • Trixie
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 1850

          #104
          The stereotypical man's work I've done? GETTING A GIRLFRIEND TO DO ALL THE WORK FOR ME. She cooks, she cleans, and she let's me pimp her out on the internet. We've been together six+ years.

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          • The Adult Broker
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            • Dec 2004
            • 5265

            #105
            I am a Father to my daughter as well as her mother.

            I think that about says it all. ;)

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            • Imortyl Pussycat
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              • Apr 2006
              • 5449

              #106
              Originally posted by WonderWoman
              I have always been the proverbial man around the house ... both growing up and for the past 7 years living alone. A list of some of the things I have done:

              1) All types of electronics wiring including speakers (i.e. TV, Surround sound system, satellite dish, etc) as well as putting in cable connections and setups (cable, internet, phone, etc)
              2) Built and fixed computers (both hardware and software work)
              3) Changed tires and oil filters
              4) Assembled all types of furniture (desks, tables, chairs, book shelves) as well as moved them around myself
              5) Plumbing and garbage disposal work
              6) Carpentry and Caulking
              7) Hanging large mirrors and picture frames
              8) Installing large appliances (stoves, washers, driers, refrigerators)
              9) Fixing various electronics (VCR, CD Players, etc) include sautering
              10) Putting up curtain rods, curtains, valances, and mini blinds
              11) All types of yard work (moving lawn, planting, weeding, etc)
              12) Metal Welding


              I own a complete set of tools, power drill, ladder, and believe I can fix anything. I also carry my own groceries, take out my own garbage, and make my own money and support my family. OH yes.. and I can pick out a dress and heels to die for and look like a million bucks not to mention cook and sew.

              At first this all started out of necessity, but then I felt liberated. The only reason why I post in here and write all this is that it is important for us women to liberate ourselves and embrace the "I can do it myself" attitude. Not to be difficult, but to be self sufficient and self reliant. For those that have kids or are planning on having kids, the best thing to be able to pass on to them is "You can do anything you set your mind to" but you have to lead by example first.

              Keep up the good work ladies.
              you are a Goddess my dear!
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              • Imortyl Pussycat
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2006
                • 5449

                #107
                Originally posted by The Adult Broker
                I am a Father to my daughter as well as her mother.

                I think that about says it all. ;)
                it sure does my friend. i was waiting to hear from you in this thread and you delivered
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                • Blingbaby
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 1079

                  #108
                  Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                  last week i went to the tree lot, picked out my xmas tree, tied it to the top of my 4runner, got it home in one piece, rolled that 7ft fucker over my shoulder somehow from the roof of the vehicle, got it up a flight of stairs and into my living room ALL BY MYSELF WITH NO HELP FROM A MAN!!! i dropped that tree on the floor, yelled "i fucking did it!!!" and proceeded to do the most badass touchdown dance you ever saw.

                  my next thought was "hey, i only need a man for my sexual pleasure now, no other reason"

                  what have you done that is stereotypically "a man's job"? share and empower us

                  ok boys, if you can't resist commentary, impress us with what you have done that is "women's work"
                  The fact that you think this is *man's work* shows how dependent you really are

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                  • NickB.
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 8865

                    #109
                    Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                    my next thought was "hey, i only need a man for my sexual pleasure now, no other reason"
                    sending resume now

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                    • Imortyl Pussycat
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 5449

                      #110
                      Originally posted by Blingbaby
                      The fact that you think this is *man's work* shows how dependent you really are
                      nope, i have lived on my own for years, run a business, raise a child all without the help of a man my friend. what i can't do myself i hire someone qualified to handle.
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                      • thehand
                        235 Pound Gorilla
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 3470

                        #111
                        Originally posted by The Adult Broker
                        I am a Father to my daughter as well as her mother.

                        I think that about says it all. ;)
                        Commendable - as you know I have opposite, though same situation

                        I am a Mother to my daughter as well as her Father.
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                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                          WW4L
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 10581

                          #112
                          Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                          last week i went to the tree lot, picked out my xmas tree, tied it to the top of my 4runner, got it home in one piece, rolled that 7ft fucker over my shoulder somehow from the roof of the vehicle, got it up a flight of stairs and into my living room ALL BY MYSELF WITH NO HELP FROM A MAN!!! i dropped that tree on the floor, yelled "i fucking did it!!!" and proceeded to do the most badass touchdown dance you ever saw.

                          my next thought was "hey, i only need a man for my sexual pleasure now, no other reason"

                          what have you done that is stereotypically "a man's job"? share and empower us











                          ok boys, if you can't resist commentary, impress us with what you have done that is "women's work"

                          I will one up ya on the x-mas tree. I had to cut mine down one year with a fucking dull double sided axe, get it on top of my Denali (im only 5'2"..haha) and drive 115 miles home hoping it wouldnt fall off and kill someone. Got it home, then had to get it off the top of the truck and into the house. I then had to break out the hacksaw and proceed to trim that fucker up. My Dick just wanted to bitch about the pine needles and branches everywhere...WTF

                          Ive changed my own oil in my motorcycles and cars/trucks. Fix the plumbing on the sink and toilet on occasion.

                          The best thing I can do that is a mans job is FUCK MYSELF!

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                          • Jens Van Assterdam
                            The Dupre Pimp
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 6677

                            #113
                            I once made myself something to eat.
                            Still remember that day like it was yesterday!
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                            • Daniel-CG
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 162

                              #114
                              Originally posted by WonderWoman
                              I have always been the proverbial man around the house ... both growing up and for the past 7 years living alone. A list of some of the things I have done:

                              1) All types of electronics wiring including speakers (i.e. TV, Surround sound system, satellite dish, etc) as well as putting in cable connections and setups (cable, internet, phone, etc)
                              2) Built and fixed computers (both hardware and software work)
                              3) Changed tires and oil filters
                              4) Assembled all types of furniture (desks, tables, chairs, book shelves) as well as moved them around myself
                              5) Plumbing and garbage disposal work
                              6) Carpentry and Caulking
                              7) Hanging large mirrors and picture frames
                              8) Installing large appliances (stoves, washers, driers, refrigerators)
                              9) Fixing various electronics (VCR, CD Players, etc) include sautering
                              10) Putting up curtain rods, curtains, valances, and mini blinds
                              11) All types of yard work (moving lawn, planting, weeding, etc)
                              12) Metal Welding


                              I own a complete set of tools, power drill, ladder, and believe I can fix anything. I also carry my own groceries, take out my own garbage, and make my own money and support my family. OH yes.. and I can pick out a dress and heels to die for and look like a million bucks not to mention cook and sew.

                              At first this all started out of necessity, but then I felt liberated. The only reason why I post in here and write all this is that it is important for us women to liberate ourselves and embrace the "I can do it myself" attitude. Not to be difficult, but to be self sufficient and self reliant. For those that have kids or are planning on having kids, the best thing to be able to pass on to them is "You can do anything you set your mind to" but you have to lead by example first.

                              Keep up the good work ladies.
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                              • JFK
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                                • Jan 2002
                                • 67369

                                #115
                                Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                I once made myself something to eat.
                                Still remember that day like it was yesterday!
                                I think we have a WINNER here

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                                • Imortyl Pussycat
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 5449

                                  #116
                                  Originally posted by Voodoo
                                  Now, let's see you change the clutch on a rear-wheel drive vehicle.
                                  do you really want to drive that car after i do?? hehe
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                                  • Imortyl Pussycat
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 5449

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by JFK
                                    I cook, does that count ?
                                    huge points for that sweetheart. we have to ask your wife how it tastes to be sure though
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                                    • geedub
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                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 3489

                                      #118
                                      Originally posted by Babagirls
                                      That's awesome!

                                      I shovel our long driveway, concrete patio, and sidewalks everytime it snows (which, in Wisconsin, is about every day and about 6 inches per snowfall. lol) Takes me 2 hours everytime it snows, and most of the time it's that snow/rain crap that is heavy as hell.
                                      you'll have some shoveling to do tonight then!
                                      where do you live? i stay in madison
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                                      • Peaches
                                        Old broad
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 13933

                                        #119
                                        Well, there's a point where being raised by a man is detrimental. I bought a new floor lamp today and it took 20 minutes to put it together. I could have done it in 10 had I bothered to RTFM

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                                        • CosmicTang
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 1478

                                          #120
                                          I never thought of cooking as woman's work. Everyone in my family, male or female, could cook.
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                                          • Altwebdesign

                                            #121
                                            lmao!
                                            brilliant!!

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                                            • MaDalton
                                              I am Amazing Content!
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 39861

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by WonderWoman
                                              I crack myself up all the time so I will say I will continue to be single. Thank you for the offer though.
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                                              • RyuLion
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 32371

                                                #123
                                                mad views!

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                                                • seeric
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 41917

                                                  #124
                                                  my dishwasher here in the apartment does the only thing i hate doing.

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                                                  • The Adult Broker
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 5265

                                                    #125
                                                    Originally posted by thehand
                                                    Commendable - as you know I have opposite, though same situation

                                                    I am a Mother to my daughter as well as her Father.
                                                    I commend you as well. We must do that playdate soon

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                                                    • bloggingseo
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                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 1793

                                                      #126
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                                                      • Vicious_B
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 2564

                                                        #127
                                                        Ive done the get my own christmas tree thing twice I just unfortunately suck at picking out a tree. I was really proud of the first one, I was 8 months pregnant and sawed the bottom to even it out and got into the stand. 2 hours later I had to use rope to attach it to the wall to keep it straight. My then husband fixed it the next day but not bad again considering I was as big as a house at the time.

                                                        Ive also done the whole hanging all the paintings and picture things but being I dont have the patience to really measure things out I had 3x the amount of nail holes in the wall than I did actual nails. My boyfriend heard the story and since we moved into our new place has hidden the drill from me.

                                                        Mostly though when I was a full time bartender I usually ended up carrying more cases and ice and moving more kegs than any of the guys. I hated to let things get too low and if a keg blew I never had the patience to wait for the guys. I have actually gotten applause from the bar because as soon as they would see me moving the keg the guys would start saying I would never be able to do being the keg weighed more than me. Oh and ladies if you dont know how to tap a keg learn, apparantly guys find that hot!
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                                                        • Cyndalie
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 3615

                                                          #128
                                                          Did you get it straight up in the stand all by yourself too?
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                                                          • Vicious_B
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                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 2564

                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by Cyndalie
                                                            Did you get it straight up in the stand all by yourself too?
                                                            The first one when I was pregnant? No, I got so frustrated with it I tied a rope around the trunk and then nailed the other end of the rope to the wall. My ex husband fixed it the next day.
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                                                            • kahell
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 292

                                                              #130
                                                              Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                                                              last week i went to the tree lot, picked out my xmas tree, tied it to the top of my 4runner, got it home in one piece, rolled that 7ft fucker over my shoulder somehow from the roof of the vehicle, got it up a flight of stairs and into my living room ALL BY MYSELF WITH NO HELP FROM A MAN!!! i dropped that tree on the floor, yelled "i fucking did it!!!" and proceeded to do the most badass touchdown dance you ever saw.

                                                              my next thought was "hey, i only need a man for my sexual pleasure now, no other reason"

                                                              what have you done that is stereotypically "a man's job"? share and empower us











                                                              ok boys, if you can't resist commentary, impress us with what you have done that is "women's work"

                                                              pics of the Christmas tree would be nice

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                                                              • Peaches
                                                                Old broad
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 13933

                                                                #131
                                                                Except for the one time the tree was crooked (hey, it was free), I've never had an issue with getting it in the stand. Not exactly rocket surgery. If you have a tough time, get one of these:

                                                                http://www.amazon.com/Emerald-Innova.../dp/B0008F78J8

                                                                I bought one 14 or so years ago but lost part of it in the move 8 years ago But it's the easiest way EVER to put up a tree IMHO.

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                                                                • raven1083
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                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                  • 7687

                                                                  #132
                                                                  you really enjoyed the moment. Good
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                                                                  • Babagirls
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                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                    • 18812

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Originally posted by geedub
                                                                    you'll have some shoveling to do tonight then!
                                                                    where do you live? i stay in madison
                                                                    I had the hubby do the shoveling from the other days snowfall.
                                                                    We live right outside of Milwaukee. You're about 45 mins from me I believe.




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