Its called a WHOIS, Dumb-ass!!!!! lol@this dumb fucker.

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  • jmcb420
    So Fucking Drunk
    • Oct 2006
    • 2155

    #1

    Its called a WHOIS, Dumb-ass!!!!! lol@this dumb fucker.

    K, I refused to sell this moron a domain name a week back. Then I let the domain name almost expire before I renewed it.

    I just got this mail from him:
    ____________________

    Mr. Jason. I see that you have somehow made the domain extend its period. I ask you not to, as we will be using this name in the time to come and we will need you to make good that we may be allowed to use this domain as it is very urgent for us to do so. If you see to keep this domain be known that we will be using it as we have made contact and let you know. It is not good that you make the date more then you try to keep it. Do you wish for us to take this from you? You are not good. I offer you money in return but you keep this from us. this is not a good way to be.
    I would you will see my reasons as you make for you a bad contact with us. You are not good.
    -(i wont put the name or e-mail here)
    __________________

    I hope this is a fucking joke, no one is that fucking stupid, or speaks such good/bad english........ If it is a joke, good one. I almost pissed myself laughing.

    This is a cool break from all the "you will rot in hell" mail I get from the bible thumping crowd.
    I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.
  • TeenSluts
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2006
    • 1966

    #2
    haha what's the domain

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    • tiger
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 6986

      #3
      Pretty funny.

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      • Mr Pheer
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2002
        • 22082

        #4
        You're not good.

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        • dav3
          Confirmed User
          • May 2007
          • 7348

          #5
          This guy might be dangerous when he finally figures out how you made your domain magically extend it's time.
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          • Persius
            Tap into MOBILE!
            • Jul 2003
            • 11779

            #6
            hehhh you are no good lololl

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            • Jayvis
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 5430

              #7
              I had one email from a guy that let a pretty nice domain expire... the thing is, I had it regg'd for a good two years or so before he ever sent anything, basically the gist of it was "I use to own this domain and now I'm going to use lawful tactics to get it back." It was a generic domain, no copyright etc, I didn't even bother to respond.

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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24812

                #8
                Must be 'Dumbass Emails' week or somethin'.

                We just received one from an affiliate who's pissed with their lack of sales - and in the same broken english tried threatening us for compensation because they were disabled and in dire need of money.

                They sent us a whopping 95 hits since August.

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                • B O B
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 2664

                  #9
                  lets just hope its not AlQaeda.net you have
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                  • wyldblyss
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 5779

                    #10
                    Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that.

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                    • Thumbking
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 1067

                      #11
                      Well i might as well add my story from this week too, A "band" wants a domain of mine and for me to hand it over to them because they are going to use it for their music and pictures and because I do nothing with it right now i should... lol, they couldn't afford what this domain will be worth in 5 years... as I always say though, it never hurts to try..

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                      • d-null
                        . . .
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 13724

                        #12
                        Is it possible that they have some type of copyright or name claim to your domain, and just couldn't properly express that in English? That is the gist of what I got out of it, it sounds like they are saying that they would have given you some money for it to make the process easier, but since you were unwilling, they are going to take further steps to take the domain away from you in which case you would get nothing.

                        Is that a possibility?

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                        • the Shemp
                          congrats to the winners
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 10891

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jmcb420
                          K, I refused to sell this moron a domain name a week back. Then I let the domain name almost expire before I renewed it.

                          I just got this mail from him:
                          ____________________

                          Mr. Jason. I see that you have somehow made the domain extend its period. I ask you not to, as we will be using this name in the time to come and we will need you to make good that we may be allowed to use this domain as it is very urgent for us to do so. If you see to keep this domain be known that we will be using it as we have made contact and let you know. It is not good that you make the date more then you try to keep it. Do you wish for us to take this from you? You are not good. I offer you money in return but you keep this from us. this is not a good way to be.
                          I would you will see my reasons as you make for you a bad contact with us. You are not good.
                          -(i wont put the name or e-mail here)
                          __________________

                          I hope this is a fucking joke, no one is that fucking stupid, or speaks such good/bad english........ If it is a joke, good one. I almost pissed myself laughing.

                          This is a cool break from all the "you will rot in hell" mail I get from the bible thumping crowd.
                          you are very bad man ....
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                          • Matt 26z
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 18481

                            #14
                            You mean I can extend the dates on my domains???!!! Here I've been starting all over on new domains every year. wow. sucks.

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                            • AaliyahLove
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 2722

                              #15
                              you are not good. !!



                              www.AaliyahLove.CamModels.Com

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133978

                                #16
                                Lol @ this is not a good way to be

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                                • andy83
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 1605

                                  #17


                                  not good.. :D

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                                  • jmcb420
                                    So Fucking Drunk
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 2155

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TeenSluts
                                    haha what's the domain
                                    Originally posted by d-null
                                    Is it possible that they have some type of copyright or name claim to your domain, and just couldn't properly express that in English? That is the gist of what I got out of it, it sounds like they are saying that they would have given you some money for it to make the process easier, but since you were unwilling, they are going to take further steps to take the domain away from you in which case you would get nothing.

                                    Is that a possibility?
                                    Wow, I wish I hadn't laid down and gotten my baddie-sleep, this turned into a funny thread. The url in question is teenfuckdolls.com and if this jackass has legal domain over it, i'll shit my pants. They contacted me about buying it a week or so ago. I told them I wasn't interested in selling, and they told me they knew it would expire soon anyway. I really dont think this person knows what they are talking about when it comes to domain name ownership, I just think he may have a hard time with english that makes it sound threatening.

                                    I got the domian a year ago, set up a tgp on it and really never did jack shit to it again. I did have plans for it, but they have taken a backseat to every other project I have worked on. Eventualy I may have the time. Til then I guess its my business to just to not be good and extend my period or something.


                                    I really thought this was a joke. Seriously.
                                    I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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                                    • woj
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 47880

                                      #19
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                                      • JamesK
                                        hi
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 16731

                                        #20
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                                        • lazycash
                                          Troll Patrol
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 15214

                                          #21
                                          How much was he willing to pay for the domain? Doesn't seem like that great of a domain so why not take some easy cash if he's willing to pay?
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                                          • jmcb420
                                            So Fucking Drunk
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 2155

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by lazycash
                                            How much was he willing to pay for the domain? Doesn't seem like that great of a domain so why not take some easy cash if he's willing to pay?
                                            He never made an offer. I told him to, but he saw it would expire soon and must have thought I wouldn't renew. I'm guessing he contacted me before he gave the WHOIS a good looking over. If he hadn't written me about the domain, I might not have renewed. I've hung around and watched a domain I wanted expire then scooped it up for myself. The first rule is not to call attention to it. Asking to buy it 7 days before it expires is dumb when the page has not been updated in a year.

                                            Easy cash is a good thing and I do agree with you, but I think this guys heart was set on getting the domain when it expired and he just dosent get that I have the option to keep it if I would like. If he would still like it, i'm all about hearing an offer. Just dont expect me to let a domain go because you want it. If thats the case i'de like pussy.com, playboy.com, and gofuckyourself.com just to name a few.
                                            seriously, I expect results.
                                            I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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                                            • PostWhore
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 4720

                                              #23
                                              helo, sir, you are no good man, why would you say like that bad things
                                              Ask me how to monetize with adult traffic!

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                                              • Redrob
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2004
                                                • 4791

                                                #24
                                                You can't always get what you want; but, sometimes, you get what you need. -stones

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                                                • Zorgman
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 6103

                                                  #25
                                                  Sounds Russian fucken....
                                                  ---

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                                                  • jmcb420
                                                    So Fucking Drunk
                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                    • 2155

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Zorgman
                                                    Sounds Russian fucken....
                                                    couldn't be, computers have been in Russia far to long.
                                                    I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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                                                    • James124
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                      • 261

                                                      #27
                                                      That's fucking priceless. Try to sell him though, his mom(lol) may spot him the cash. You never know if these people have money.

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                                                      • Klen
                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 32234

                                                        #28
                                                        He is stupid beacuse even if you let it expire,it will still need to wait 60 days to register it.

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                                                        • Iron Fist
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 23400

                                                          #29
                                                          i like waffles

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                                                          • tranza
                                                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 57559

                                                            #30
                                                            Not good...hahaha
                                                            I'm just a newbie.

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                                                            • Tevion
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 113

                                                              #31
                                                              He'll be back in a year



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