Amputate is too fucking crazy to be in serious trouble.
Brad, leave him alone. It's a nice change to have him absent. He, like you, gets bored easily and has too much free time.
Look at all the money the two of you could be making if you spent your board time investing in the market or actually doing some honest work.
After all Brad Boy, you live well beyond your means, and a young girlfriend is expensive. Kimmy wouldn't have cost you nearly as much money! In fact, due to Kimmy Girl, you lost ugly pounds and improved your business.
