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  • maxjohan
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 7219
    #1

    Do semen smell turn them chicks on?

    Just have typical maley question.

    Looking for a answer.

    JUst nutted in my hands and went straight to my friend.

    Big breats, nice fucking ass, slim, probably a loud moaner.

    Now did I ruin it with the smell? She thought I smelled "funny hands" and
    I guess she figured it out.

    What's my options here, should I call her and tell her I nutted in my hand?

    I'm really confused. Only known her for 2 months and she's hella cute and I
    don't want to be mistaken for being gay and jerking some guy off.

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    • JamesK
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      • Jun 2002
      • 16731
      #2
      Damn, you're one nasty ass motherfucker.
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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30221
          #3
          Originally posted by maxjohan
          known her for 2 months ...
          .. and you haven't yet fucked her ????

          .. and you are worrying she might "think" you are gay ...
          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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            • polish_aristocrat
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              • Jul 2002
              • 40377
              #4
              thread of the day
              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                • notime
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 8027
                  #5
                  I you smell like "slikka pit or slikka vita" (did I say that correct in Swedish?) then I guess your chances will drop to almost zero.
                  Just be nice to her, be charming and get her to like you for who you are without any tricks

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                    • notime
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 8027
                      #6
                      Originally posted by notime
                      I you smell like "slikka pit or slikka vita" (did I say that correct in Swedish?) then I guess your chances will drop to almost zero.
                      Just be nice to her, be charming and get her to like you for who you are without any tricks
                      and wash your hands next time first

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                        • mrwilson
                          mrwilson 2.0
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 5122
                          #7
                          Just tell her your hands smelt from the old person you helped across the road :D

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                              • Nov 2003
                              • 32189
                              #8
                              I'm not sure. However, I'm sure of one thing: this would make for one hilarious poll at women.com or other women's network.

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                                • pornask
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 6518
                                  #9
                                  this thread begs for that motivating pic of a guy who slaps a whore and has that awesome look on his face :D

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                                    • Deej
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                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 24386
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by pornask
                                      this thread begs for that motivating pic of a guy who slaps a whore and has that awesome look on his face :D

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                                        • justinsain
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 3374
                                          #11
                                          I worked with these guys on a construction crew once. They were middle aged
                                          but told me that back when they were younger they said they used to put pre cum behind
                                          their ears right before they went into a bar and they swore it drove the women crazy.

                                          These guys were dumb ass Florida crackers. Think " Dumb and Dumber " and you'll get the idea.
                                          Once they pulled up to the job first thing in the morning and one started to puke in the pickup truck
                                          and the other two bailed out dry heaving from the smell

                                          Every time they pulled up to the job in their Ford pickup I could just picture them all crammed
                                          in the front seat outside some bar trying to milk out a few drops and putting it behind their ears like perfume

                                          To this day that is the stupidest thing anyone has ever voluntarily told me

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                                            • BusterBunny
                                              perverted justice decoy
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 19291
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                              thread of the day
                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                • TRe$yNFuL
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                                                  • Aug 2008
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by JamesK
                                                  Damn, you're one nasty ass motherfucker.
                                                  Agreed, but it's funny as fuck.
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                                                    • Spunky
                                                      I need a beer
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 133978
                                                      #14
                                                      They especially like it in their eyes

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                                                        • Kudles
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 5477
                                                          #15
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                                                            • halfpint
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                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                              • 15223
                                                              #16
                                                              You dirty bastard ..wash your hands with thick bleach when you have finished wanking then make sure to wash your smelly cock in bleach as well

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                                                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 14809
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Deej

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                                                                    • DAMNMAN
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 1440
                                                                      #18
                                                                      This is why I log on at GFY, It's a priceless entertainment value.
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                                                                        • tony299
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                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 57021
                                                                          #19
                                                                          when i worked at the jackshack. i would throw out the garbage at the end of the day. the girls after their sessions took the small waste basket with cum filled tissues and put it in the big can that was in a closet. that closet would smell so fucking bad.

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                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 29901
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by JamesK
                                                                              Damn, you're one nasty ass motherfucker.
                                                                              q f motherfucking t

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                                                                                • PXN
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                                                                                  • Jun 2008
                                                                                  • 1548
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I hope some girl here on gfy will answer to this question...

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                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 94166
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I gotta try that ...

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                                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 40377
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by justinsain
                                                                                          I worked with these guys on a construction crew once. They were middle aged
                                                                                          but told me that back when they were younger they said they used to put pre cum behind
                                                                                          their ears right before they went into a bar and they swore it drove the women crazy.
                                                                                          so who's gonna try that?
                                                                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                            • Scott McD
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                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 67792
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by justinsain
                                                                                              I worked with these guys on a construction crew once. They were middle aged
                                                                                              but told me that back when they were younger they said they used to put pre cum behind
                                                                                              their ears right before they went into a bar and they swore it drove the women crazy.
                                                                                              Sure it did...


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                                                                                                • notime
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 8027
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by justinsain
                                                                                                  I worked with these guys on a construction crew once. They were middle aged
                                                                                                  but told me that back when they were younger they said they used to put pre cum behind
                                                                                                  their ears right before they went into a bar and they swore it drove the women crazy.

                                                                                                  These guys were dumb ass Florida crackers. Think " Dumb and Dumber " and you'll get the idea.
                                                                                                  Once they pulled up to the job first thing in the morning and one started to puke in the pickup truck
                                                                                                  and the other two bailed out dry heaving from the smell

                                                                                                  Every time they pulled up to the job in their Ford pickup I could just picture them all crammed
                                                                                                  in the front seat outside some bar trying to milk out a few drops and putting it behind their ears like perfume

                                                                                                  To this day that is the stupidest thing anyone has ever voluntarily told me
                                                                                                  maybe these guys ended up in a tranny bar if that shit worked

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                                                                                                    • Blingbaby
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                      • 1079
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      No running water in Sweden? wtf..

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                                                                                                        • John-ACWM
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                                                                          • 20060
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          It should turn them on?maybe not the lesbians

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                                                                                                            • SomeCreep
                                                                                                              :glugglug
                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                              • 26118
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Girls love semen smell, poop smell, and urine smell. Turns them on very much.

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                                                                                                                • rowan
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                  • 17393
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by justinsain
                                                                                                                  I worked with these guys on a construction crew once. They were middle aged
                                                                                                                  but told me that back when they were younger they said they used to put pre cum behind
                                                                                                                  their ears right before they went into a bar and they swore it drove the women crazy.

                                                                                                                  These guys were dumb ass Florida crackers. Think " Dumb and Dumber " and you'll get the idea.
                                                                                                                  Once they pulled up to the job first thing in the morning and one started to puke in the pickup truck
                                                                                                                  and the other two bailed out dry heaving from the smell

                                                                                                                  Every time they pulled up to the job in their Ford pickup I could just picture them all crammed
                                                                                                                  in the front seat outside some bar trying to milk out a few drops and putting it behind their ears like perfume

                                                                                                                  To this day that is the stupidest thing anyone has ever voluntarily told me
                                                                                                                  You were supposed to come back a week later and said you tried it, but it didn't work...

                                                                                                                  Like the time my friend told me that semen is good for removing pimples.

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                                                                                                                    • Enemator
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                      • 1252
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Next time you "nut in your hand", just leave it on there. See what she has to say THEN when she smells your hands(who the fuck smells hands)
                                                                                                                      I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                                                                                                        • uvort
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3580
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Why the hell are you nutting in your hand? Ever hear of a towel or anything of the sort? Fuck man...
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                                                                                                                            • Spankys Teens
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                                                                                                                              • May 2005
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              eeem i think everybody is missing one important issue here:

                                                                                                                              Why exactly did you cum on your hands....is your knackwurst that small?

                                                                                                                              Must be some swedish custom cuz us dutch boys try not to mess our hands up
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                                                                                                                                • Enemator
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                  • 1252
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Spankys Teens
                                                                                                                                  eeem i think everybody is missing one important issue here:

                                                                                                                                  Why exactly did you cum on your hands....is your knackwurst that small?

                                                                                                                                  Must be some swedish custom cuz us dutch boys try not to mess our hands up
                                                                                                                                  This Dutch boy shoots so much, I mess up EVERYTHING including my hands.
                                                                                                                                  But then again, I clean myself up and I don't keep smelling my own hands
                                                                                                                                  I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                                                                                                                    • VicD
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 13245
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Eat cashew nuts and don't drink alcohol and they will love your taste...that's gonna make them excited!

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                                                                                                                                        • seeandsee
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                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • RenegadeCash Mark
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Dude..

                                                                                                                                              You're one weird guy.
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                                                                                                                                                • Enemator
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                  • 1252
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by VicD
                                                                                                                                                  Eat cashew nuts and don't drink alcohol and they will love your taste...that's gonna make them excited!
                                                                                                                                                  Pinapple also works. And asparagus.
                                                                                                                                                  I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                                                                                                                                    • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                                                                                                                                      • May 2006
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      the taste is definitely more important than the smell.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Iron Fist
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2006
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          He didn't just nut in his hand, he smeared it all over his chest an then stuck his finger up his ass...

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