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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    What's DrewKole Good for?

    Not much
    40
    Lick your boots to a spit shine finish - he'd especially like this job for someone who worked on a cattle ranch and stepped in poop a lot.
    0%
    4
    Sorting out your recycleables. Most retards can do this, why not DrewKole. He'd only make a few mistakes a day.
    0%
    6
    Answering game show questions. He knows everything so he should be very good at this.
    0%
    4
    Foot warmer for your feet in your bed. Slaves used to do this 200 years ago, I think Drewkole might be able to handle it. If he makes a noise you just kick him in the ribs real hard.
    0%
    0
    Shoe Salesman - this might be a little much for him, but if Al Bundy can do it maybe Drew has a chance.
    0%
    3
    Vilage Idiot. Now there's a Job DrewKole can handle. All he has to do is show up for work in the morning. (woop, that might be a bit much for him)
    0%
    12
    Student - the last call of the truly retared. School is fine when you're 19 or 20, at Drew's age the professors are wondering if he was the same guy they took the class with years ago, and he probally was.
    0%
    3
    Crash Test Dummy - I doubt drew would do well at this, he's miss the wall somehow.
    0%
    8
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • FATPad
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 6693

    #2
    Holy shit. That is the biggest poll I have ever seen in terms of number of answers and length of each answer.
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    • Squishy
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 1809

      #3
      "What could DrewKole do for a living that would pay him real cash money?"


      I'd give him $50/hr. just to keep twisting your lil' porky tail.

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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        Drew needs options
        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

        Now read without the word dog.

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        • theking
          Nice Kitty
          • Sep 2002
          • 21053

          #5
          Good selection. I will withhold my vote until I have time to reflect.
          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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          • pimpdog3
            So Fucking Banned
            • Aug 2002
            • 652

            #6
            id say all of the above.

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            • FATPad
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2001
              • 6693

              #7
              Statistically, 8 out 6 people will choose #9.
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              • greentea
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 6580

                #8
                Drew=LAMER
                Last edited by greentea; 09-23-2002, 10:30 PM.
                blunts

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                • lawdog
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 74

                  #9
                  sleazy this poll was a complete success!
                  if and only if your intent was to help your past
                  employers fill the vacant positions you left behind
                  when you accepted the full time position of douche bag.

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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by greentea
                    Drew=LAMER
                    At best.

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                    • DrewKole
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 5193

                      #11
                      "Student - the last call of the truly retared. School is fine when you're 19 or 20, at Drew's age the professors are wondering if he was the same guy they took the class with years ago, and he probally was."

                      I don't get this? Im 23, and I have a degree in finance.

                      Lets bump this for everyone's favorite overweight comedian.
                      Last edited by DrewKole; 09-23-2002, 11:12 PM.

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                      • L0stMind
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 1681

                        #12
                        I graduated at 20 with a bachelor of commerce. Even if it didnt help me find a job after (my fave rejection line: you are too young, go travel - if I had money, would I come to you for a job?)

                        I find sleazy humourous at times although why he dislikes you, I dunno. I thought sleazy was immune to the big mac jokes.
                        Last edited by L0stMind; 09-23-2002, 11:26 PM.

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                        • DrewKole
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 5193

                          #13
                          hi

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                          • TeraBabes
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 2067

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DrewKole
                            hi
                            So, you really want this bumped, huh?

                            Ok.
                            This place is too big.

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                            • DrewKole
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 5193

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TeraBabes


                              So, you really want this bumped, huh?

                              Ok.
                              Why the hell not? None of the options were even remotely clever... =)

                              I voted for #1.

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                              • Steve
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 6894

                                #16
                                looks like Drew is pushing some buttons on SD

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                                • DrewKole
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 5193

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Steve
                                  looks like Drew is pushing some buttons on SD
                                  I'm pushing the "Spend more time working out, so that you don't die of a heart attack, rather than posting about how big you think you are on GFY" button.

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                                  • alias
                                    aliasx
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 19010

                                    #18
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                                    • Kimmykim
                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 16015

                                      #19
                                      bump

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                                      • macroguru
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 260

                                        #20
                                        Ouch,

                                        The Village Idiot is Winning.....

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                                        • DrewKole
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 5193

                                          #21
                                          I was hopin to lick boots for the rest of my life...

                                          And where the hell is the option for throwing parties for people more important than me, while always coming onto msgboards referring to "THEIR income, and THEIR education, but never to my own?"

                                          Damnit... cuz I know some people who's avg income is 100k. =(

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                                          • DrewKole
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 5193

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                            bump
                                            How dare you.

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                                            • sherie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 7020

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DrewKole
                                              "Student - the last call of the truly retared. School is fine when you're 19 or 20, at Drew's age the professors are wondering if he was the same guy they took the class with years ago, and he probally was."

                                              I don't get this? Im 23, and I have a degree in finance.

                                              Lets bump this for everyone's favorite overweight comedian.
                                              Chris Farley is not with us any longer
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                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 20306

                                                #24
                                                Drewkole's useful, I think he has given me money.
                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                • DrewKole
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 5193

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                  Drewkole's useful, I think he has given me money.
                                                  You dirty, dirty whore, I could have sworn I told ya never to tell anyone else. =(

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                                                  • DrewKole
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 5193

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sherie
                                                    Chris Farley is not with us any longer
                                                    I know. =(

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                                                    • Jakke PNG
                                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 20306

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                      You dirty, dirty whore, I could have sworn I told ya never to tell anyone else. =(
                                                      Sorry. I just couldn't keep it to myself anymore.
                                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                                      • archer
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 1721

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm a stupid, arrogant, bastage on GFY...

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                                                        • DrewKole
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 5193

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by archer
                                                          I'm a stupid, arrogant, bastage on GFY...

                                                          But our new sites kick ass Siccash v4


                                                          what's a bastage?
                                                          A sexygoat

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                                                          • Dom
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                            • 102

                                                            #30
                                                            This stupid Drewkole think he is the hottest shit around. Your ego boosting bullshit is getting on my nerves.

                                                            Give me a gorilla and 2 weeks and ill train him to do Drewkhole's job. We all know hes a little shithead hired to do monkey work.

                                                            It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.

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                                                            • DrewKole
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 5193

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Dom
                                                              This stupid Drewkole think he is the hottest shit around. Your ego boosting bullshit is getting on my nerves.

                                                              Give me a gorilla and 2 weeks and ill train him to do Drewkhole's job. We all know hes a little shithead hired to do monkey work.

                                                              It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.
                                                              Tell us how you really feel.

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                                                              • Kimmykim
                                                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 16015

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Dom
                                                                It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.
                                                                Geez, first people say this to me about Brad and now they say it about Drew. Maybe I should just quit paying anyone and keep all the money myself.

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                                                                • Sly_RJ
                                                                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 17042

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by archer
                                                                  I'm a stupid, arrogant, bastage on GFY...

                                                                  But our new sites kick ass Siccash v4


                                                                  what's a bastage?
                                                                  I swear, not even a week ago Drew was saying he would never have SIC Cash in his signature. I'll be damned...
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                                                                  • DrewKole
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 5193

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                                                    Geez, first people say this to me about Brad and now they say it about Drew. Maybe I should just quit paying anyone and keep all the money myself.
                                                                    I like chocolate chicken pot pies... maybe we can work out a deal?

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                                                                    • DrewKole
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 5193

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                                      I swear, not even a week ago Drew was saying he would never have SIC Cash in his signature. I'll be damned...
                                                                      Re-read, I probably said I'd never have a referral code in my sig...
                                                                      Which I don't.

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                                                                      • SleazyDream
                                                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 41470

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                                                        Geez, first people say this to me about Brad and now they say it about Drew. Maybe I should just quit paying anyone and keep all the money myself.
                                                                        i think that's a great idea.
                                                                        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                        Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 16015

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                          i think that's a great idea.
                                                                          You just want to invite Brad to your little burger fest.

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                                                                          • DrewKole
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                            • 5193

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                                                            You just want to invite Brad to your little burger fest.
                                                                            This is my thread you guys, get your own! =P

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                                                                            • TeraBabes
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 2067

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Dom
                                                                              This stupid Drewkole think he is the hottest shit around. Your ego boosting bullshit is getting on my nerves.

                                                                              Give me a gorilla and 2 weeks and ill train him to do Drewkhole's job. We all know hes a little shithead hired to do monkey work.

                                                                              It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.
                                                                              There is exactly one reason why I won't promote SIC. See if you can guess what it is.
                                                                              This place is too big.

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                                                                              • Kimmykim
                                                                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 16015

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by TeraBabes


                                                                                There is exactly one reason why I won't promote SIC. See if you can guess what it is.
                                                                                I have 2 guesses.
                                                                                1. You don't like getting weekly payouts from one of the best converting and longest running programs in the industry since it puts you in a higher tax bracket and you don't know how to get out of paying all those taxes.

                                                                                2. You think that someone is an asshole here so you don't grasp the concept of #1.

                                                                                Any more comments?

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                                                                                • theking
                                                                                  Nice Kitty
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 21053

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                                                                  Geez, first people say this to me about Brad and now they say it about Drew. Maybe I should just quit paying anyone and keep all the money myself.
                                                                                  A young looker and wealthy too. I envy you SleazyDream. You made a good catch.
                                                                                  When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                                                  FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                                                  • DrewKole
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 5193

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by TeraBabes


                                                                                    There is exactly one reason why I won't promote SIC. See if you can guess what it is.
                                                                                    my guess is penis envy

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                                                                                    • theking
                                                                                      Nice Kitty
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 21053

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                      my guess is penis envy
                                                                                      You do seem to be a penis, but I don't think think TerraBabes envies you because you are a prick.
                                                                                      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                                                      FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                                                      • DrewKole
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 5193

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by theking


                                                                                        You do seem to be a penis, but I don't think think TerraBabes envies you because you are a prick.
                                                                                        right... I can't wait till I turn 75, can pretend to die, come on the board as another fictional character, and spend all day trying to come up with intelligent retorts.

                                                                                        Ya fuckin knob.

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                                                                                        • theking
                                                                                          Nice Kitty
                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                          • 21053

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I can see that you still have the "pyschotic multiple personality" that you spoke of. I guess that explains your post.
                                                                                          I can't wait till I turn 75, can pretend to die, come on the board as another fictional character, and spend all day trying to come up with intelligent retorts.
                                                                                          Last edited by theking; 09-24-2002, 07:47 PM.
                                                                                          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                                                          FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                                                          • TeraBabes
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                            • 2067

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Kimmykim

                                                                                            I have 2 guesses.
                                                                                            1. You don't like getting weekly payouts from one of the best converting and longest running programs in the industry since it puts you in a higher tax bracket and you don't know how to get out of paying all those taxes.

                                                                                            2. You think that someone is an asshole here so you don't grasp the concept of #1.

                                                                                            Any more comments?
                                                                                            Pretty solid guesses, KK. You are *close*, but not quite dead on...

                                                                                            In actuality, it's just penis envy.
                                                                                            This place is too big.

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                                                                                            • Honeyslut
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 6436

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              You forgot one, MC SleazE !


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                                                                                              • Kimmykim
                                                                                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                                • 16015

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by TeraBabes


                                                                                                Pretty solid guesses, KK. You are *close*, but not quite dead on...

                                                                                                In actuality, it's just penis envy.
                                                                                                We can license you the gethung stuff but it doesnt sell like it used to you know. I bet theking would buy a copy --

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                                                                                                • Honeyslut
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 6436

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by theking
                                                                                                  I can see that you still have the "pyschotic multiple personality" that you spoke of. I guess that explains your post.
                                                                                                  I don't remember Pathfinder being funny...
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                                                                                                  • Kimmykim
                                                                                                    bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                                                    • 16015

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Honeyslut


                                                                                                    I don't remember Pathfinder being funny...
                                                                                                    zing--------------------

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