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  • RayVega
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    • Jul 2004
    • 4212
    #1

    Ever fake washing your hands because you were too lazy?

    I was in the bathroom in my office today and I saw something that mystified me. I could see the sink through the crack in the stall, and I saw an employee come in, use the bathroom, and then FAKE washing his hands. He turned on the water, grabbed a towel out of the dispenser, crumbled it up, and threw it in the garbage so it sounded liked he washed, when he in fact did not!

    We do not handle food or anything, but man, that says something about a guys character doesn't it? Why not just wash your hands? I am thinking of firing the guy to be honest. Or, is this common?

    Thoughts?
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682
      #2
      what kind of fucking creeps hawks on people when they are taking a shit?

      get a life loser.

      i always wash my hands, and it is fucking nasty for people not to. but at the sametime you are a totaly creep for watching how he operates in a bathroom. what are you gay?

      you are the type of loser to start a conversation at the urinal, look loser i have my cock in my hand stop talking to me.

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        • halfpint
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          • Jun 2007
          • 15223
          #3


          funny thread


          I have never heard of fake washing your hands

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            • tranza
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              • Jun 2003
              • 57559
              #4
              Lol, yeah, I've done that before!!
              I'm just a newbie.

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                • Tom_PM
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 16443
                  #5
                  Well, that sure is an odd one, gotta admit! LOL
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                    • Iron Fist
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                      • Dec 2006
                      • 23400
                      #6
                      The fact that you know of this crack in the washroom and use it to spy on people says a lot about your character as well.

                      Quid Pro Quo...
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                        • MetaMan
                          I AM WEB 2.0
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 28682
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sharphead
                          The fact that you know of this crack in the washroom and use it to spy on people says a lot about your character as well.

                          Quid Pro Quo...
                          exactlyyyyyyy

                          i love when idiots throw stones at people.

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                            • riddler
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 3726
                              #8
                              90% of people that go in and out of office bathrooms to shit or piss dont wash their hands they just run it under the water and wipe em and walk out, water doesnt clean germs off so i never got why people do that or was even raised to do that.

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                                • TheDoc
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                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 13827
                                  #9
                                  Your hands have more germs, dirt, grime on them than most mens cocks and for sure your sterilized piss.

                                  Do you wash your dirty hands before your touch your clean cock?
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                                    • Machete_
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                                      #10
                                      you should watch this then

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                                        • riddler
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                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 3726
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by TheDoc
                                          Your hands have more germs, dirt, grime on them than most mens cocks and for sure your sterilized piss.

                                          Do you wash your dirty hands before your touch your clean cock?
                                          actually yes i do, if my hands feel dirty or i know they are dirty ill wash them before i pull my pud out to take a leak

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                                            • _Richard_
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                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 30989
                                              #12
                                              that's disgusting.

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                                                • fuzebox
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                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 22365
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by RayVega
                                                  I could see the sink through the crack in the stall
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                                                    • Penthouse Tony
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                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 5835
                                                      #14
                                                      That's pretty gross. I see people go in and out without even faking to wash their hands. Makes you not want to ever shake anyone's hand.
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                                                        • The Heron
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                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 4496
                                                          #15
                                                          I fake it sometimes! Though only if it is a motion sensor unit and I only touched my cock, then I figure i'm ahead not touching everything and getting the fuck out asap.

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                                                            • bronco67
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                              • 29026
                                                              #16
                                                              I don't understand that one....

                                                              I wash my hands because I'm looking out for myself. I don't understand why anyone would just go through the motions -- for appearances. Now he's stuck with nasty restroom hands.

                                                              Anyway, half the dudes in restrooms just walk out without washing their hands.

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                                                                • Machete_
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                  I don't understand that one....

                                                                  I wash my hands because I'm looking out for myself. I don't understand why anyone would just go through the motions -- for appearances. Now he's stuck with nasty restroom hands.

                                                                  Anyway, half the dudes in restrooms just walk out without washing their hands.
                                                                  it would be like faking a orgasm when you masturbate

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                                                                    • mynameisjim
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                                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                                      • 2985
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I have a germ thing so I always wash my hands. I'm also one of those weirdos who uses a towel to grab the door handle on the way out.

                                                                      Even when going in the bathroom I'll grab the very bottom of the handle assuming that area gets touched less and has fewer germs.
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                                                                        • sexyclicks
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                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 3240
                                                                          #19
                                                                          even if you wash your hands on the way out you still touch the dirty doorknob

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                                                                            • bronco67
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                              • 29026
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by mynameisjim
                                                                              I have a germ thing so I always wash my hands. I'm also one of those weirdos who uses a towel to grab the door handle on the way out.

                                                                              Even when going in the bathroom I'll grab the very bottom of the handle assuming that area gets touched less and has fewer germs.
                                                                              ha ha me too.

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                                                                                • GAMMA303
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                                                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                                                  • 848
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Almost always do I wash my hands, I'll admit there has been a time or two where I didn't but a lot of the time I don't even touch handles (using Sweatshirt or bottom of my shirt to cover my hand) or I use the towel that I'm drying my hands with to open the door before leaving.

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                                                                                    • Dirty Lord
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                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • RayVega
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 4212
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          To those of you who just like being douchebags...I didn't "spy", I just happen to catch it. It wasn't thought out...I just happened to notice it through the corner of my eye. What do you think I sit around staking out bathrooms to watch a guy wash his hands? fucking assholes.

                                                                                          And don't even site there and tell me you wouldn't do the same. You are telling me that you glance up and notice that you can see the sink from where you are and you quickly put your hands up "Oh NO, I can't look". Bullshit!

                                                                                          Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.

                                                                                          And also gay? What kind of homophobic shit is that? I'm gay because I saw a guy NOT wash his hands. come on now, surely you have something bigger in life to bitch about. I'm a man and I'm secure enough in that to be able to catch a view of somthing and not question my sexuality. A guy who calls someone gay because they looked at something clearly has weird feelings if they saw the same thing. Shame on you.
                                                                                          Ray "The Don" Vega

                                                                                          Managing Director
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                                                                                            • Adam X
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                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 2493
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              its good to get into the habit of always washing hands...

                                                                                              I do it alot.. makes all the difference I think.. germs everywhere in this dirty town!

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                                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  freeze wash your damn hands!
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                                                                                                    • Cyndalie
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                      • 3615
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      "You know when I wash my hands?

                                                                                                      WHEN I SHIT ON THEM!"

                                                                                                      - George Carlin
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                                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                                                          And also gay? What kind of homophobic shit is that? I'm gay because I saw a guy NOT wash his hands.
                                                                                                          no you are gay because:

                                                                                                          Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                                                          you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.
                                                                                                          you just admitted you glanced at another guys "equipment" to see where you rank. and then tried to make it sound like "o not everyone does it" to make yourself sound less gay. well guess what it is to late.

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                                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                                                                              Your hands have more germs, dirt, grime on them than most mens cocks and for sure your sterilized piss.

                                                                                                              Do you wash your dirty hands before your touch your clean cock?


                                                                                                              Always 8

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                                                                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                  • 28682
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                                                                  What do you think I sit around staking out bathrooms to watch a guy wash his hands? fucking assholes.
                                                                                                                  by the sound of your thread... YES.

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                                                                                                                    • commonsense
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                      • 1790
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Nope... . though in Asia i've skipped out of washing altogether to avoid being molested by the men's room attendants.

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                                                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                                                                          What do you think I sit around staking out bathrooms to watch a guy wash his hands? fucking assholes.
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                                                                          you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.
                                                                                                                          sounds like you are not only staking out guys washing their hands in bathrooms but also staking out their cocks. sounds gay if you ask me.

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                                                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                                                                              Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.
                                                                                                                              ummm, never crossed my mind to see how I rank. That is mildly disturbing.

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                                                                                                                                • Darkcrni
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                  • 1704
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Did you wash your hands today?

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                                                                                                                                    • dynastoned
                                                                                                                                      mmm yeah!
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 5061
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      lol firing a guy for fake washing his hands?

                                                                                                                                      sure its weird but damn... its more comical than anything.

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                                                                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                                                                                          Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.
                                                                                                                                          *guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
                                                                                                                                          "can i help you?"

                                                                                                                                          rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

                                                                                                                                          "wtf"
                                                                                                                                          *guy walks out without washing his hands*

                                                                                                                                          ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"

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                                                                                                                                            • MetaMan
                                                                                                                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 28682
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              ok Ray so let me get the straight:

                                                                                                                                              you have no problem checking out a guys cock standing next to you?
                                                                                                                                              but you have a problem when a guy doesnt wash his hands?


                                                                                                                                              LOL

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                                                                                                                                                • WarChild
                                                                                                                                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 17263
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Good work on sleuthing out this closet penis peaker, Meta.
                                                                                                                                                  .

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                                                                                                                                                    • TampaToker
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      this thread gave me a chuckle
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                                                                                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                                                                                          Good work on sleuthing out this closet penis peaker, Meta.
                                                                                                                                                          this guy wants to fire the worker for not having washed his hands, meanwhile he probably has whos who list of cock rankings for the company.

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                                                                                                                                                            • commonsense
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 1790
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                                                                                              Good work on sleuthing out this closet penis peaker, Meta.

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                                                                                                                                                                • kmanrox
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 29295
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                                  what kind of fucking creeps hawks on people when they are taking a shit?

                                                                                                                                                                  get a life loser.

                                                                                                                                                                  i always wash my hands, and it is fucking nasty for people not to. but at the sametime you are a totaly creep for watching how he operates in a bathroom. what are you gay?

                                                                                                                                                                  you are the type of loser to start a conversation at the urinal, look loser i have my cock in my hand stop talking to me.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • KingpinMedia
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by RayVega

                                                                                                                                                                      Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.


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                                                                                                                                                                        • Jens Van Assterdam
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                                          this guy wants to fire the worker for not having washed his hands, meanwhile he probably has whos who list of cock rankings for the company.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • [ Nate ]
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              As long as they didn't get shit or piss on themselves who cares?
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Machete_
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                                                  *guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
                                                                                                                                                                                  "can i help you?"

                                                                                                                                                                                  rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

                                                                                                                                                                                  "wtf"
                                                                                                                                                                                  *guy walks out without washing his hands*

                                                                                                                                                                                  ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"
                                                                                                                                                                                  even I thought that was funny

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Kudles
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ebus_dk
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Vicious_B
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ebus_dk
                                                                                                                                                                                              it would be like faking a orgasm when you masturbate


                                                                                                                                                                                              That was great.

                                                                                                                                                                                              My thought is if your going to go through the motions of "faking" washing your hands why not just wash your hands. Is it that much more effort?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • RayVega
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                                                                      *guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
                                                                                                                                                                                                      "can i help you?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                      rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

                                                                                                                                                                                                      "wtf"
                                                                                                                                                                                                      *guy walks out without washing his hands*

                                                                                                                                                                                                      ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"
                                                                                                                                                                                                      that is funny
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