Worst Stephen King Book and Why?

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38948
    #1

    Worst Stephen King Book and Why?

    Insomnia imho... Pretty unfollowable, plot is all over the shop, constantly switching from male to female characters perspective but not being clear as to which one and the end is like he was making it up as he went alone - Lets share auras - Lets do this - Lets be in a plane - Lets be in a plane and outside a plane at the same time - Lets make his mother a huge catfish etc etc etc...

    I love SK but this was a REAL LETDOWN... Then I discover they are making a movie of it soon !!!


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    • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
      Trump!
      • Feb 2011
      • 6442
      #2
      Bro you need help!

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94035
          #3
          Pet Sematary 2 (?) ...

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            • Magnetron
              Lord High Groundhog
              • Jun 2013
              • 1841
              #4
              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
              Pet Sematary 2 (?) ...
              Never was a book.
              .
              Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
              and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
              While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
              with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
              you stood for
              ever before the window saying
              nothing

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                • Magnetron
                  Lord High Groundhog
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 1841
                  #5
                  Worst book was Gerald's Game, which I hear is being made into a movie.

                  Husband has a heart attack, wife is trapped handcuffed to the bed, dogs sniff her crotch, she's tormented by memories of her pervert father and a necropheliac who b&e's her home waits for her to die so he can fuck her.
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                  Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
                  and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
                  While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
                  with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
                  you stood for
                  ever before the window saying
                  nothing

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94035
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Magnetron
                      Never was a book.
                      You know the drill ...

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                        • pornguy
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 62910
                          #7
                          Did that book happen to keep you up at night? Thinking about it??
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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38948
                              #8
                              Originally posted by pornguy
                              Did that book happen to keep you up at night? Thinking about it??
                              Nahh... Put me to sleep! I am listening to it in audiobook format while I take my daily walk... Cant wait for it to finish... Bored shitless with it. Other SK books, I cant wait to go for my walk, so I can see what happens next etc...


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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38948
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Magnetron
                                  Worst book was Gerald's Game, which I hear is being made into a movie.

                                  Husband has a heart attack, wife is trapped handcuffed to the bed, dogs sniff her crotch, she's tormented by memories of her pervert father and a necropheliac who b&e's her home waits for her to die so he can fuck her.
                                  I quite enjoyed that one I wont say it was great, but certainly not the worst imho...


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                                    • stopitbrrruce
                                      AdultEmpireCash
                                      • Oct 2013
                                      • 351
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                      Nahh... Put me to sleep! I am listening to it in audiobook format while I take my daily walk... Cant wait for it to finish... Bored shitless with it. Other SK books, I cant wait to go for my walk, so I can see what happens next etc...
                                      Aw man, Insomnia gets so much hate. I listened to the audiobook recently and I really enjoyed it. I thought Eli Wallach gave a really great performance. I admit the story goes in quite a few directions, and SK goes off on unnecessarily long descriptive tangents, but I thought that kind of makes sense given the protagonists age and insomnia. The Dark Tower tie-ins with the Crimson King/Patrick Danville was definitely not what I expected, but by the end I was glad to have listened.

                                      I've been on a Stephen King audiobook spree since last year. I listen to them on long bike rides. So far I've listened to The Talisman, Black House, Carrie, and IT. Stephen Weber's performance of IT is outstanding. Currently trying to get into Salem's Lot, but finding it to be kind of boring...
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                                        • Adnium_Ivana
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                                          • Jun 2016
                                          • 1094
                                          #11
                                          Goddamn it, I was just about to make a "What was the last great book you read" post Anyway for me it was definetly "The Shining". The movie gave it FAR more crediblity and hype than it desereved IMO. It wasn't frightening or psychologically disturbing at all - thought it was a snooze tbh.

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                                            • 2MuchMark
                                              Mark of 2Much.net
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 50921
                                              #12
                                              Cujo. I tried twice but just couldn't get into it.

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