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A few facts about women...my wife sent this to me today ;)

11-20-2008, 03:49 PM

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

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If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

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If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

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So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

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11-20-2008, 03:52 PM

and if you give her a divorce she will take it all

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11-20-2008, 03:58 PM

She enlarges what is given to her.

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11-20-2008, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Nikki_Licks

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

---
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

---
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

---

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

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11-20-2008, 04:13 PM

To quote the great Al Bundy: "Can't live with them, can't shoot them"

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11-20-2008, 04:21 PM

Give them a smack and they have you by your balls

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11-20-2008, 04:24 PM

this thread only applies to good women
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11-20-2008, 04:42 PM

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11-20-2008, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by nosey

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11-20-2008, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Nikki_Licks

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

---
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

---
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

---

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

lets break down why you are a pussy:

A) your name is "nikki"
B) you let your wife send you subliminal controlling shit and then most it on a webmaster board so other women can do the same and post it to their men
C) women barely even friggin cook these days
D) you give this thumbs up which basically you are admitting to inhaling your own balls and growing out a pussy
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11-20-2008, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

lets break down why you are a pussy:

A) your name is "nikki"
B) you let your wife send you subliminal controlling shit and then most it on a webmaster board so other women can do the same and post it to their men
C) women barely even friggin cook these days
D) you give this thumbs up which basically you are admitting to inhaling your own balls and growing out a pussy

I was waiting... just waiting... for Meta. LOL what Nikki posted was all truth.

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11-21-2008, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

lets break down why you are a pussy:

A) your name is "nikki"
B) you let your wife send you subliminal controlling shit and then most it on a webmaster board so other women can do the same and post it to their men
C) women barely even friggin cook these days
D) you give this thumbs up which basically you are admitting to inhaling your own balls and growing out a pussy

I guess you did not see the humor in it........figures, only a pussy would look at it the way you did......

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11-21-2008, 04:57 AM

my wife needs to read this facts.

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11-21-2008, 07:36 AM

I would say its pretty close to the truth, at least in my house.
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11-21-2008, 07:40 AM

Hahaha...pretty nice words!!

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