so my wife crashed my fucking car!! (pic)

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  • bu((aneer
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 651
    #1

    so my wife crashed my fucking car!! (pic)

    Women have to be the worst fucking drivers on the face of the earth!

    And she didn't even fucking tell me, did she think I wouldnt notice??lol

    I went to the mall and saw it when I came back, as I was parked facing a lamp post I knew that the damage had to have been there from before!

    Asked her about it and she said "sorry it slipped my mind"..

    Damn, those lamps are fucking expensive!

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    • JP-pornshooter
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2006
      • 4007
      #2
      you got it all wrong..

      the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."
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        • DefaultMan
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          • Nov 2006
          • 1869
          #3
          Women...what can you do?
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            • bu((aneer
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 651
              #4
              Originally posted by JP-pornshooter
              you got it all wrong..

              the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."

              thought that would sound too aggressive lol

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                • Antonio
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 14136
                  #5
                  Originally posted by bu((aneer
                  Damn, those lamps are fucking expensive!
                  no insuranse?

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                    • Vick!
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 6882
                      #6
                      Make sure your shit is insured of someone else also drives it, especially some women.
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                        • doridori
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 2222
                          #7
                          lol.....this site never gets old.

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                            • iMind
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 937
                              #8
                              sorry to see that man.

                              On the bright side, I think you got off easier then the last guy that posted a thread where his wife fucked up his car..

                              I can't find the thread, but she had fucked one whole side of the car haha.

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                                • ExLust
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2008
                                  • 3223
                                  #9
                                  She should not drive your car anymore.

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                                    • NickB.
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 8865
                                      #10
                                      god I hate that, god bless my driver LOL - she wont need to drive

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                                        • LexiLexxx
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 2510
                                          #11
                                          Glad to hear she's ok, LOL!

                                          That's minor damage, it can be fixed.

                                          heh

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                                            • Iron Fist
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 23400
                                              #12
                                              Crashed? That's a fender bender man.... nothing a body shop could make look like brand spanking new in a couple hours.
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                                                • MetaMan
                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 28682
                                                  #13
                                                  what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

                                                  pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

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                                                    • PostWhore
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                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 4720
                                                      #14
                                                      thats not a crash, thats a scratch!
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                                                        • bu((aneer
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 651
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                          what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

                                                          pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.


                                                          settle down stephen or i'll own you..

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                                                            • bloggingseo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2007
                                                              • 1793
                                                              #16
                                                              It's not that bad, you can claim it on your insurance. Shouldn't be a big deal! I can understand why she didn't tell you. You were so pissed you posted pics of a not so huge dent on the internet for everyone to see! LOL! Talk about overreaction

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                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 28682
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by bu((aneer
                                                                  settle down stephen or i'll own you..
                                                                  it's with a V d00d CMAN

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                                                                    • bu((aneer
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 651
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                      it's with a V d00d CMAN
                                                                      whatever, you're still 30 seconds away from total ownage. i suggest you bounce..

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                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 28682
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bu((aneer
                                                                          whatever, you're still 30 seconds away from total ownage. i suggest you bounce..
                                                                          dont hate appreciate.

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                                                                            • shermo
                                                                              #20
                                                                              That's nothing... My wife did a real number on her car a couple years back!





                                                                              Of course she was insured, but she was cited with DWA: Driving While Asian

                                                                              Since that say, she'd been christened "Crash". I got her a helmet to drive with that Christmas.

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                                                                                • rowan
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                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 17393
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  My wife had a new car in mid 2005, since then it's had...

                                                                                  - numerous nudges, scratches and indentations to the rear bumper... including hitting another car when she was backing out
                                                                                  - scrape to the rear bumper when she hit a fence while backing out
                                                                                  - scrape to the front bumper when she hit the garage door rail backing in
                                                                                  - crumpled front wheel well when she went over a large rock that got caught in it
                                                                                  - dented rear door when someone decided to overtake her on the same side she was turning

                                                                                  The last incident wasn't her fault, but the rest cost $1k in insurance excess to fix

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                                                                                    • A-n-D-r-E-S
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                                                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                                                      • 3949
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I think you shouldn't let her drive, women are the worst drivers everybody knows that...
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                                                                                        • Firehorse
                                                                                          Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 30767
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Sorry to see that, and I'm glad to hear your wife is ok!
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                                                                                            • Bojangles
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                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                              • 5419
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              That sucks, man.

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                                                                                                • Adultnet
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                  • 8713
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  well this can happen


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                                                                                                    • umbralui
                                                                                                      Do as i say, not as i do!
                                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                                      • 13755
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      sorry for your car .. buy some lecithin for wife

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                                                                                                        • Tevion
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                          • 113
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by rowan
                                                                                                          My wife had a new car in mid 2005, since then it's had...

                                                                                                          - numerous nudges, scratches and indentations to the rear bumper... including hitting another car when she was backing out
                                                                                                          - scrape to the rear bumper when she hit a fence while backing out
                                                                                                          - scrape to the front bumper when she hit the garage door rail backing in
                                                                                                          - crumpled front wheel well when she went over a large rock that got caught in it
                                                                                                          - dented rear door when someone decided to overtake her on the same side she was turning

                                                                                                          The last incident wasn't her fault, but the rest cost $1k in insurance excess to fix
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                                                                                                            • neonliquid
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                                              • 329
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              slap the bitch.
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                                                                                                                • V_RocKs
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                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                  • 32467
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  My GF has crashed both of my cars numerous times... What else are women for?

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                                                                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                                                                      hi
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                      • 16731
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                      what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

                                                                                                                      pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.
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                                                                                                                        • HorseShit
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                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                          • 17513
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I guarantee the dude she's cheating on with you cracked up your car

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                                                                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                              • 62910
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Me, I would sell the bitch..

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                                                                                                                                • nico-t
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 29901
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by LexiLexxx
                                                                                                                                  Glad to hear she's ok, LOL!
                                                                                                                                  lol.... typical female reaction

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                                                                                                                                    • MistressNirvana
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 545
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Aww that's only a scratch lol

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                                                                                                                                        • andy83
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 1605
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          not too serious crash, just take it easy and maybe make her pay for it so she'll feel the pinch and be more careful next time

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                                                                                                                                            • Robocrop
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                                                                                              • 2785
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                              what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

                                                                                                                                              pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.


                                                                                                                                              Anyway its nothing compared to when my midget wife took a spin in my new ride..I should have known better

                                                                                                                                              Last edited by Robocrop; 11-20-2008, 05:50 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                • Corleone
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                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 15262
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  ouch bad scratch

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                                                                                                                                                    • seeandsee
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
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                                                                                                                                                        • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                                                                                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 6107
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                                                                                                          lol.... typical female reaction
                                                                                                                                                          im about to say the same thing.
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                                                                                                                                                            • adonthenet
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                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              its noting special... just go fix it ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                • Gary_TLX
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                                                  • 776
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  That sucks man, I would be pissed too, I just love my car too much. Thank god the damage is minor and she is ok.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • seven
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by adonthenet
                                                                                                                                                                      its noting special... just go fix it ;)
                                                                                                                                                                      I second that.. you are such a whiner dude! Maybe you are a half-woman yourself? lol
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Sid70
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 16413
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by sherm
                                                                                                                                                                          That's nothing... My wife did a real number on her car a couple years back!





                                                                                                                                                                          Of course she was insured, but she was cited with DWA: Driving While Asian

                                                                                                                                                                          Since that say, she'd been christened "Crash". I got her a helmet to drive with that Christmas.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 51532
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              its a car who cares, thats what insurance is for

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                                                                                                                                                                                • kowalsky
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 2494
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by JP-pornshooter
                                                                                                                                                                                  you got it all wrong..

                                                                                                                                                                                  the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."

                                                                                                                                                                                  hahaha, it´s true.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 67792
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Don't get me started on women drivers...


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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Darkcrni
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 1704
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Do you want me to kill her?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Violetta
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • 28735
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              hehe... that sucks!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 94152
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sorry to hear that ...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • digifan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 14618
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
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