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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    I saw my neighbors penis pumping his cock:

    I was about the have a shower when i peaked outside to check the weather and my bathroom window is across from my neighbors bathroom.

    and he was standing there with a HUGE boner with a penis pump over his cock. man he was pumping the thing harder then a schoolgirl during her break.

    then i see him grab a peanut butter jar and spread it all over his cock and then walk out of his bathroom.

    30 min later i am leaving the house and i see me neighbors wife walk out of her front door with what appeared to be a whole peanut sandwich.

    she then approached me and asked me i wanted to have an extra peanut butter sandwich because the kids didnt come home and she is allergic and didnt want it to go to waste.

    man i ate the entire sandwich up. this broad even used rye bread (my fav)

    so how crazy is that i see a guy with a penis pump AND get a free sandwhich all in the span of 30min.

    crazyyyy day.
  • $5 submissions
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    • Nov 2003
    • 32189

    #2
    This could be an excerpt from James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake. Stream of Consciousness FTW.

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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      Originally posted by $5 submissions
      This could be an excerpt from James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake. Stream of Consciousness FTW.
      i am not following? please explain.

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      • tammix
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        • Apr 2006
        • 2164

        #4
        and you were wondering what to have for lunch just yesterday?
        ;-)

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        • Big Red Machine
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          • Jan 2005
          • 9586

          #5
          a Nutterbutter and Jelly Manwich........sick man lol good one

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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            sorry ill close the currtains from now on but you should have expected things like this when i moved in next door

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            • alexchechs
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              • May 2008
              • 3474

              #7
              Damn, my man needs to chill with the PB
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              • MetaMan
                I AM WEB 2.0
                • Jan 2003
                • 28682

                #8
                Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                a Nutterbutter and Jelly Manwich........sick man lol good one
                whats a nutterbutter sandwich?


                i had peanut butter sandwich i am not following what you guys are trying to say?

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                • HorseShit
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 17513

                  #9
                  typical day for a dumb canuck

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                  • Bojangles
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                    • Apr 2007
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                    #10

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      she just brought over some peanut butter cookies, how nice of her.

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                      • Yngwie
                        I am an Alien from space
                        • May 2003
                        • 11118

                        #12
                        is it just me or did everyone miss the part where the GUY put peanut butter on his cock and left the room.. Shortly after metaman gets a free peanut butter sandwich.. Looks to me like HE, the guy with the peanut buttered cock was the knife used to spread the pb on the bread. SO I guess metaman likes the taste of cock. lol
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                        • MetaMan
                          I AM WEB 2.0
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 28682

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Yngwie
                          is it just me or did everyone miss the part where the GUY put peanut butter on his cock and left the room.. Shortly after metaman gets a free peanut butter sandwich.. Looks to me like HE, the guy with the peanut buttered cock was the knife used to spread the pb on the bread. SO I guess metaman likes the taste of cock. lol
                          OMFG i think i am about to puke!

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                          • tranza
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 57559

                            #14
                            Did you get a picture??
                            I'm just a newbie.

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                            • NOTR
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                              • Aug 2001
                              • 380

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                              I was about the have a shower when i peaked outside to check the weather and my bathroom window is across from my neighbors bathroom.

                              and he was standing there with a HUGE boner with a penis pump over his cock. man he was pumping the thing harder then a schoolgirl during her break.

                              then i see him grab a peanut butter jar and spread it all over his cock and then walk out of his bathroom.

                              30 min later i am leaving the house and i see me neighbors wife walk out of her front door with what appeared to be a whole peanut sandwich.

                              she then approached me and asked me i wanted to have an extra peanut butter sandwich because the kids didnt come home and she is allergic and didnt want it to go to waste.

                              man i ate the entire sandwich up. this broad even used rye bread (my fav)

                              so how crazy is that i see a guy with a penis pump AND get a free sandwhich all in the span of 30min.

                              crazyyyy day.
                              Trailer bathrooms have windows?

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                              • Intrinsic
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                                • Jun 2008
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                                #16
                                i think you just had a cock meat sandwich

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                                • MetaMan
                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 28682

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Intrinsic
                                  i think you just had a cock meat sandwich
                                  no no it was peanut butter, what do you mean? there was no meat in it.

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                                  • papill0n
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                                    • Oct 2007
                                    • 15547

                                    #18
                                    LOL you are a fucking idiot but you're funny man

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                                    • RevSand
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                                      • Oct 2003
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                                      #19
                                      OK.. thread made me laugh... Thanks!


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                                      • crockett
                                        in a van by the river
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 76818

                                        #20
                                        Why were you looking at your neighbor's cock?
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                                        • Kudles
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                                          • Feb 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Thats great!!!
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                                          • ExLust
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                                            #22
                                            Great appetite thinking of the cock and the peanut. lol

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                                            • raven1083
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                                              #23
                                              man you had such a great day
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                                              • dynastoned
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                                                #24
                                                lolllll i love meta

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                                                • andy83
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                                                  • Jun 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  nice sandwich u had

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                                                  • nico-t
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                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 29901

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Yngwie
                                                    is it just me or did everyone miss the part where the GUY put peanut butter on his cock and left the room.. Shortly after metaman gets a free peanut butter sandwich.. Looks to me like HE, the guy with the peanut buttered cock was the knife used to spread the pb on the bread. SO I guess metaman likes the taste of cock. lol
                                                    nah.... really???

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                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992

                                                      #27
                                                      Moooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr peanut butter!!!

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                                                        • version5
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                                                          • May 2008
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                                                          #29
                                                          seriously i thought it was down as a joke because u tasted some of his cock flesh as he was blatently the one making the sandwiches with his penis.

                                                          did that thought truly never cross your mind?
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                                                          • pr0
                                                            rockin tha trailerpark
                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 23088

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by NOTR
                                                            Trailer bathrooms have windows?
                                                            well hello mr NOTR

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                                                            • NOTR
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                              well hello mr NOTR

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                                                              • shermo

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by version5
                                                                seriously i thought it was down as a joke because u tasted some of his cock flesh as he was blatently the one making the sandwiches with his penis.

                                                                did that thought truly never cross your mind?

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                                                                • jmcb420
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                                                                  • Oct 2006
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  hahaha fuck.....thats pretty funny
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                                                                  • MetaMan
                                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                    • 28682

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by version5
                                                                    seriously i thought it was down as a joke because u tasted some of his cock flesh as he was blatently the one making the sandwiches with his penis.

                                                                    did that thought truly never cross your mind?
                                                                    huh? no no he just put some on his penis from the jar, what does that have to do with the sandwiches?

                                                                    i am not following what you people are trying to suggest.

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                                                                    • gornyhuy
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                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 18041

                                                                      #35
                                                                      So the neighbor nuts in your mouth.

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                                                                      • Trixie
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Clearly this is made up -- nobody could possibly enjoy the taste of peanut butter on RYE!!!
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                                                                        • Firehorse
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                                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by RageCash-Ben
                                                                          LOL you are a fucking idiot but you're funny man
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