Do you talk to your stats?

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  • Choder
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 446

    #1

    Do you talk to your stats?

    I talk to mine like they're a misbehaving child.
    27
    I yell at them "convert, damn you!"
    0%
    9
    I thank them when they're doing well
    0%
    3
    I do both
    0%
    9
    I don't talk to inanimate things
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    6
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  • Brown Bear
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 4982

    #2
    Mine have been misbehaving for the past 2 days.
    Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

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    • Tipsy
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 6989

      #3
      There's only 2 types of people - those who talk to their stats and those who lie.
      Ignorance is never bliss.

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      • rdunn404
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 999

        #4
        "C'mon...Daddy needs a sign-up...work with me here"

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        • Lexxx
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 1489

          #5
          I usually yell "motherfuckers convert you bitches..." but somedays I just smile happily...
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          • Satan
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2005
            • 1626

            #6
            WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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            • TDF
              Triple OG nigga on GFY
              • Mar 2002
              • 27296

              #7
              Originally posted by rdunn404
              "C'mon...Daddy needs a sign-up...work with me here"
              classic!!!
              Sig heil

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              • High Quality
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 5741

                #8
                I usually say something like "buy some porn you freeloading son's of bitches!!!!" I think im going to put that on my next gallery in 40 foot high letters.

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                • Rochard
                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 75762

                  #9
                  Lightspeed does. All the time.

                  He also talks in his sleep.
                  Herschel Savage
                  Brooklyn, NY

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                  • PornoDoggy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 1053

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Choder
                    I talk to mine like they're a misbehaving child.
                    Couple of my "misbehaving children" are eligible for the three-strike law

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