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  • itto
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2006
    • 1364
    #1

    Hell, i'm an a-grade idiot.

    So i'm currently livin' together with a very hot girl.. in a one room appartment.

    She needed a place to stay.. needless to say, i got a crush on her and.. well, now we're livin together, sleeping in the same bed and basically she friendzoned me.
    While i'm typing this, shes out partying and getting drunk with some other dudes.

    Sucks to be the 'nice guy'.

    I think, i need a beer. Dont even know why im posting this, i assume i just want someone to confirm that im an idiot. ;)

    Cheers.
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    • sarettah
      see you later, I'm gone
      • Oct 2002
      • 14330
      #2


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        • itto
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2006
          • 1364
          #3
          If i ever buy a piano, shoot me.

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            • brassmonkey
              Pay It Forward
              • Sep 2005
              • 77385
              #4
              god you are the gay friend without being gay! ouch! find out what she likes. do something extreme but legal. wait you brought in a hoodrat and want that??? kick her the fuck out! print out the homeless shelters and tell her to get going! things are going to start coming up missing. i hope those guys don't roll your ass see you on the news covered up or in a canister full of cement
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                • noshit
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 1582
                  #5
                  Originally posted by itto
                  So i'm currently livin' together with a very hot girl.. in a one room appartment.

                  She needed a place to stay.. needless to say, i got a crush on her and.. well, now we're livin together, sleeping in the same bed and basically she friendzoned me.
                  While i'm typing this, shes out partying and getting drunk with some other dudes.

                  Sucks to be the 'nice guy'.

                  I think, i need a beer. Dont even know why im posting this, i assume i just want someone to confirm that im an idiot. ;)

                  Cheers.
                  Brilliant. I love you man

                  .

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                    • itto
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 1364
                      #6
                      No its actually more complicated.. we had something going on few months ago very casual.. now she really was in a bad situation with her landlord who basically tyrannized and molested her - so i offered her to stay here. And because of her troubles (serious stuff) i didnt want to make a move on her. And yeah, now im the gay friend without being gay.

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                        • itto
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 1364
                          #7
                          Originally posted by noshit
                          Brilliant. I love you man

                          .
                          Yeah, you couldnt make that shit up..

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                            • itto
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 1364
                              #8
                              On a side note - the more i drink, the clearer it all gets.. i'm starting to realize the dimensions of my idiocy. Oh, the things i could tell you.

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                                • brassmonkey
                                  Pay It Forward
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77385
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by itto
                                  No its actually more complicated.. we had something going on few months ago very casual.. now she really was in a bad situation with her landlord who basically tyrannized and molested her - so i offered her to stay here. And because of her troubles (serious stuff) i didnt want to make a move on her. And yeah, now im the gay friend without being gay.
                                  crush or not you better kick the female out! you are being used! don't take rent! if you let her get mail there you may have to evict her if you want her out. if you are on the east coast. you are fuked on eviction. some take a year! when she goes out to drink get a uhaul and move. tell the landlord we are done LOL
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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978
                                      #10
                                      Slip her the Weiner when she is sleeping..chicks dig that

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                                        • itto
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 1364
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                          Slip her the Weiner when she is sleeping..chicks dig that
                                          Will do.

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                                            • brassmonkey
                                              Pay It Forward
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 77385
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                              Slip her the Weiner when she is sleeping..chicks dig that
                                              in the friend zone? = in prison getting raped
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                                                • itto
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 1364
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                  in the friend zone? = in prison getting raped
                                                  It can only get better ;)

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                                                    • NatalieK
                                                      Natalie K
                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                      • 19827
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                      god you are the gay friend without being gay!




                                                      @ the op, you need to get it on with her...

                                                      you're in the same bed? This cannot be with any female unless they expect something from you

                                                      Every guy that says he's ok to just stay in my bed with nothing happening, I, like any women knows it's happening, unless the guy is, well, as BM said, is gay, it's happening
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                                                        • itto
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 1364
                                                          #15
                                                          It will be done.

                                                          Bring me the girl.. whenever she gets home, all drunk, ill tell her

                                                          "youre a girl and im a man and gfy told me to get it on. Undress. And let the magic happen"

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                                                            • brassmonkey
                                                              Pay It Forward
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 77385
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by itto
                                                              It will be done.

                                                              Bring me the girl.. whenever she gets home, all drunk, ill tell her

                                                              "youre a girl and im a man and gfy told me to get it on. Undress. And let the magic happen"

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                                                              not saying do it. offer her a bill cosby elixir and grease all her holes. when she wakes up talking about her throat hurts and her asshole is bleeding say she fell while drunk a bird in the hand is a cock in her bush!
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                                                                • itto
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                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 1364
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I feel illuminated!

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                                                                    • NatalieK
                                                                      Natalie K
                                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                                      • 19827
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by itto
                                                                      It will be done.

                                                                      Bring me the girl.. whenever she gets home, all drunk, ill tell her

                                                                      "youre a girl and im a man and gfy told me to get it on. Undress. And let the magic happen"

                                                                      .
                                                                      maybe less bolshy, more subtle...

                                                                      when she comes in, pour a drink, have a chat & say.. "how about when we go to bed tonight, we go naked & see how things feel between us"

                                                                      Trust me, you'd do better than CandyFlip, that guy has something stuck up his ass
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                                                                        • brassmonkey
                                                                          Pay It Forward
                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                          • 77385
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by GspotProductions
                                                                          maybe less bolshy, more subtle...

                                                                          when she comes in, pour a drink, have a chat & say.. "how about when we go to bed tonight, we go naked & see how things feel between us"

                                                                          Trust me, you'd do better than CandyFlip, that guy has something stuck up his ass
                                                                          you wet for flipflop????? wtf???
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                                                                            • yuu.design
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 25308
                                                                              #20
                                                                              if you want to keep her as friend.. keep doing the same... if you just want to fuck her, just try, if she do not want and goes mad about that tell her that you just live with her to get sex with her, not for a friendly relationship
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                                                                                • itto
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 1364
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I really want to keep her as a friend.. but.. err.. awwww shit. Yawn. Im really her gay friend.

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                                                                                    • itto
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                      • 1364
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Also, i ran outta beer.

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                                                                                          • 12234
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Do you sniff her pants?
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                                                                                            • Bladewire
                                                                                              StraightBro
                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                              • 56220
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by itto
                                                                                              Also, i ran outta beer.
                                                                                              You own that bed and anything in it, let her know that, if she crawls back in that bed again, that's a yes. Merry Christmas!


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                                                                                                • itto
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                  • 1364
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                                                                                                  Do you sniff her pants?
                                                                                                  No. I launder her pants.

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                                                                                                    • itto
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                      • 1364
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                                      You own that bed and anything in it, let her know that, if she crawls back in that bed again, that's a yes. Merry Christmas!
                                                                                                      Thanx, happy holidays.

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                                                                                                        • brassmonkey
                                                                                                          Pay It Forward
                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                                          • 77385
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          ditch the cat and get a haircut op!
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                                                                                                            • SekobA
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Oct 2008
                                                                                                              • 12154
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Lock the door before she comes home

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                                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • itto
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                      • 1364
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                      Buy yourself a good pair of headphones for Christmas. You know... for all those nights when you'll be listening to her getting banged stupid in the next room.
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                                                                                                                        • brassmonkey
                                                                                                                          Pay It Forward
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                          • 77385
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SekobA
                                                                                                                          Lock the door before she comes home
                                                                                                                          he probably gave her a key! reminds of spence from king of queens im 45 i don't want to die a virgin!
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                                                                                                                            • itto
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                              • 1364
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Yeah she got a key.. on the other side, i became father of a son last year, so im normally not that incompetent when it comes to women.

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                                                                                                                                • rowan
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 17393
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  If she likes to party with random guys then making a move, even if it works, will probably just end up in more hurt in the long run. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know we were a thing..."

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                                                                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 94031
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      A lesson learned the hard way. Time to kick her out.

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                                                                                                                                        • brassmonkey
                                                                                                                                          Pay It Forward
                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 77385
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by itto
                                                                                                                                          Yeah she got a key.. on the other side, i became father of a son last year, so im normally not that incompetent when it comes to women.
                                                                                                                                          congratzz did she show up?? what happened to yo baby mama? that end bad?
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                                                                                                                                            • NadXP
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2012
                                                                                                                                              • 309
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              pretty interesting story, so what happened next?

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                                                                                                                                                • JFK
                                                                                                                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 67369
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by itto
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                                                                                                                                                    • TimS
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                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2014
                                                                                                                                                      • 231
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by itto
                                                                                                                                                      Yeah she got a key.. on the other side, i became father of a son last year, so im normally not that incompetent when it comes to women.
                                                                                                                                                      Change the deadbolt while she is out!
                                                                                                                                                      Do NOT give her a key.
                                                                                                                                                      If she doesn't put out, put her out !
                                                                                                                                                      Now stop being the GAY Friend lmao

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                                                                                                                                                        • Bladewire
                                                                                                                                                          StraightBro
                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 56220
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I couldn't imagine sharing a bed with a hot chick and having her get in bed after being out all night wreaking of alcohol and smelling some dudes cum dripping out of her pussy all night.


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                                                                                                                                                            • brassmonkey
                                                                                                                                                              Pay It Forward
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 77385
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                                                                                              I couldn't imagine sharing a bed with a hot chick and having her get in bed after being out all night wreaking of alcohol and smelling some dudes cum dripping out of her pussy all night.
                                                                                                                                                              cookies and cream
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                                                                                                                                                                • Google Expert
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 14294
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Steal her worn panties and masturbate.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Bladewire
                                                                                                                                                                      StraightBro
                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 56220
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                                                                                      cookies and cream





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                                                                                                                                                                        • Aleksandra BongaCash
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2016
                                                                                                                                                                          • 101
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by itto
                                                                                                                                                                          "youre a girl and im a man and gfy told me to get it on. Undress. And let the magic happen"
                                                                                                                                                                          magic

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                                                                                                                                                                            • OneHungLo
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 40902
                                                                                                                                                                              #44

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Lichen
                                                                                                                                                                                  Tube Master
                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1640
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Time for you to move out.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • itto
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 1364
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok. she finally got home from wherever she was and slept a few hours. That's the one thing..

                                                                                                                                                                                      meanwhile, i came to the conclusion that a friendship would be the better option, as i really like the girl and i dont wanna screw things up. You can't have everything in life, i guess.

                                                                                                                                                                                      When she woke up, we spoke about a few things, had dinner and generally a really good time. Hour ago or so, our conversation came to the point where we talked about sex while i was massaging her back and, well, i made my move, dropped my line and ended up fucking her brains out.

                                                                                                                                                                                      That leads me to following conclusions:

                                                                                                                                                                                      A) i'm appearantly an idiot on an even grander scale of things, since i had sex with her although i decided to go for a friendship

                                                                                                                                                                                      B) the former girl of my dreams is a slut

                                                                                                                                                                                      Now I'm even more confused than before ;) But thanks GFY for all your wonderful tips!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Choopa Phil
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Easy to takem in hard to puttem out.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Bladewire
                                                                                                                                                                                              StraightBro
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 56220
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Now she pays her way by becoming content.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Trust me, you'll be bored fucking her soon, if you aren't already. She knows sex is part of the deal.

                                                                                                                                                                                              So film her alone or with another, for free once a week to pay her way. Don't be stupid. You'll be happy with how things end knowing you made some money from it. TRUST ME

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • brassmonkey
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Pay It Forward
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 77385
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  what time did you wake up? and figure out what a wet dream is? friend zone never goes backwards ever im done this shit is starting to make me sad im fuking drunk now!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by itto
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok. she finally got home from wherever she was and slept a few hours. That's the one thing..

                                                                                                                                                                                                  meanwhile, i came to the conclusion that a friendship would be the better option, as i really like the girl and i dont wanna screw things up. You can't have everything in life, i guess.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  When she woke up, we spoke about a few things, had dinner and generally a really good time. Hour ago or so, our conversation came to the point where we talked about sex while i was massaging her back and, well, i made my move, dropped my line and ended up fucking her brains out.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  That leads me to following conclusions:

                                                                                                                                                                                                  A) i'm appearantly an idiot on an even grander scale of things, since i had sex with her although i decided to go for a friendship

                                                                                                                                                                                                  B) the former girl of my dreams is a slut

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Now I'm even more confused than before ;) But thanks GFY for all your wonderful tips!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 77385
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Bladewire



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