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  • peterpan
    Registered User
    • Aug 2006
    • 97
    #1

    What the hell is a Portuguese shower?

    I really need to know, can't find it on google. Supposed to be some sex position/act.
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    • Iron Fist
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2006
      • 23400
      #2
      Instead of taking a shower one merely masks their smell by drenching their body in deodorant and cologne. Commonly done at festivals or other occassions where sanitation is not present.

      Dude, a Portuguese shower isn't going to help when you're covered in pig shit.

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tuguese+shower
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        • peterpan
          Registered User
          • Aug 2006
          • 97
          #3
          Already saw that one, checked all google results..
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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400
              #4
              Originally posted by peterpan
              Already saw that one, checked all google results..
              Then why did you ask? What other result are you looking for?
              i like waffles

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                • peterpan
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 97
                  #5
                  A sex position/act
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                    • Iron Fist
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 23400
                      #6
                      PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

                      You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
                      take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
                      i like waffles

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                        • peterpan
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 97
                          #7
                          lol thats a good one, dont think its it, Portuguese tea party wasnt it either
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                            • BusterBunny
                              perverted justice decoy
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 19291
                              #8
                              round my parts that equals pissing into a fan and letting blow back onto yourself...
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                                • d-null
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                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 13724
                                  #9
                                  that is fucking hilarious

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                                    • Jens Van Assterdam
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                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 6677
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by sharphead
                                      PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

                                      You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
                                      take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
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                                        • NinjaSteve
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                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 11089
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by sharphead
                                          PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

                                          You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
                                          take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
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                                            • martinsc
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 27043
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by sharphead
                                              PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

                                              You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
                                              take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
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                                                • gimo33
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 5599
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by sharphead
                                                  PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

                                                  You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
                                                  take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
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                                                    • Violetta
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 28735
                                                      #14
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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978
                                                          #15
                                                          I'm hankering for some scrambled eggs

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                                                            • JerseyPuma
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 1149
                                                              #16
                                                              I always thought it was Puerto Rican shower when you put on cologne instead of showering? As a man of Portuguese descent, I am throughly offended by this.
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                                                                • Dame
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 354
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by sharphead
                                                                  PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

                                                                  You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
                                                                  take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
                                                                  OMG that is just too funny! So do you good the scrambled eggs up afterwards for a meal? lol

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                                                                    • DAMNMAN
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 1440
                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • Rui
                                                                          web
                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                          • 9533
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Funny these so called "terms" aren't used by...Portuguese

                                                                          Go figure eh?

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                                                                            • Linguist
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 1706
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by peterpan
                                                                              I really need to know, can't find it on google. Supposed to be some sex position/act.
                                                                              Are you from Toronto? If so you just got trolled
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                                                                                • peterpan
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                  • 97
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Linguist
                                                                                  Are you from Toronto? If so you just got trolled
                                                                                  guessing my city = ownage

                                                                                  I am guessing u saw it to
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