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What tune am I playing in? Its not B!
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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Alien, I picked up the newest Joe Satriani signature model last night, the Ibanez JS1200.
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Now throw some water on it
For those of you that want a technical analysis of what I did there.
The guitar is tuned Drop D. As far as the Key goes, its improve, lighten up, I make use of the Pentatonic Scale ( which is a stable of blues/Rock and Metal ) in the scales Pentonic A Major and Pentatonic A Minor. I tend to like Major scales though they tend to give me results I like. I also like D Dorian and contrasting it with C Lydian.
Lydian and Dorean are violent together it makes for alot of pain and anguish when woven. Many major Metal Guitarists do this, infact most real guitarists dont give a shit what it is, if it sounds OK it's good enough, we leave the dumbshits behind to try and figure out what the fuck they heard.
The above is by no means a technical masterpiece its an Improv for fucks sakes.
But I know some of you would rather die than give any credit to anyone or anything in life so what you think does not matter.
I know what I like and fuck you if you don't like it.Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-12-2008, 02:17 PM.
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OMG I thought you could play dude? Wtf?
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yea cum on ice lets c what ya got brother man!!
or anyone else?
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Dude, you can't be afraid of what people think of your playing.
Only person you can depend on in your playing is you.
I've gotten bottled in LA to the shoulder and I have had people tell me its the best shit they heard in a long time. Both and the same to me. I just do what I think sounds good. After all it's me talking through the fucking thing why do I want to talk like someone else when expressing myself?
Only reason we play a guitar is to chill out and have some fun with it
PS: THe Ibanez. I like Ibanez I really do I just have a problem with them not giving me a raw sound. I like grizzly tones and Ibanez really did not do that for me. Maybe it's the rigs being used with the Ibanez that I just messed around with. Ibanez has really a perfect sound tones out of it are very precise which is probably why I am not into them.
Put it through a Marshal and ya sound like everyone else
Even though Marshal has one of the best sounds and most major guys run around with em. It's ironic in a way.
Whats really Ironic is some guys that are in the pro's just put Marshals upfront and its not what they are actually playing through. Dave Mustane comes to mind about this because behind those marshal's ya see on stage he is running through Line 6.
One can say that some people look for gear first to determine if what they hearing is good LOL I play through a ROland JC120 with a simple DS 1 Distortion pedal. SO the crunch is doubled. THe Distortion on the Roland about 1/2 way and the DS 1 3/4's.
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You're broke, devoid of a life or income without this board and your posting half assed guitar riffs to suck up?
You do understand playboy as it is known is going to die yes? Sucking cock virtually or literally isn't going to help you? Playboy is trading at 1.92 a share with a market cap of 54 million.
Eric and Ice aren't going to be able to help you much longer. In six months, neither of them are going to have jobs in all likelyhood.Comment
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I actually thought it was pretty good
you have to remember alien, this is the same crowd that thinks tattoos on women are nasty, so any time hard distortion is pulled out they are going to get their canes and wobble away while they try and put their ear plugs inComment
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I need to be honest here.. First, your bends are very sloppy, the notes you are using do not go with each other and sounds very out of tune. You need to learn what scales/modes etc.. go together.. No trying to diss you. just stating what I think when listening to you play. just sounds very sloppy and all over the place. Improvising is all good, but whatever you are making up should at least sound like something other than a mess.
take the time to learn these modes and how to use them together.
Ionian Mode
Dorian Mode
Phrygian Mode
Lydian Mode
Mixolydian Mode
Aeolian Mode
Locrian Mode
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for the records: i can't play guitar if my life depended on it. but i have been working behind mixing consoles for about 10 years - live and in studios - and financed school and studying with that. and i hear when something is not in tune. that's not a judgement about you musical abilities, it's just a statement ;)Comment
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Thats why I have so much gear! I like to sound bluesy sometimes, over distorted heavy sometimes, sometimes just like a good old classic sound, and sometimes just want that 80's metal sound.Dude, you can't be afraid of what people think of your playing.
Only person you can depend on in your playing is you.
I've gotten bottled in LA to the shoulder and I have had people tell me its the best shit they heard in a long time. Both and the same to me. I just do what I think sounds good. After all it's me talking through the fucking thing why do I want to talk like someone else when expressing myself?
Only reason we play a guitar is to chill out and have some fun with it
PS: THe Ibanez. I like Ibanez I really do I just have a problem with them not giving me a raw sound. I like grizzly tones and Ibanez really did not do that for me. Maybe it's the rigs being used with the Ibanez that I just messed around with. Ibanez has really a perfect sound tones out of it are very precise which is probably why I am not into them.
Put it through a Marshal and ya sound like everyone else Even though Marshal has one of the best sounds and most major guys run around with em. It's ironic in a way.
Whats really Ironic is some guys that are in the pro's just put Marshals upfront and its not what they are actually playing through. Dave Mustane comes to mind about this because behind those marshal's ya see on stage he is running through Line 6.
One can say that some people look for gear first to determine if what they hearing is good LOL I play through a ROland JC120 with a simple DS 1 Distortion pedal. SO the crunch is doubled. THe Distortion on the Roland about 1/2 way and the DS 1 3/4's.
I have more guitars and more amps not in that pic. I think I've shown you the others. But that spidervalve amp does pretty much anything I want, and the Pod X3 Live in my office covers anything that the big amp can do, plus has line out direct to my computer for recording.Comment
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Maybe you should reconsider that notion.
Post what ya got and fuck the stupid critics.
People that play expertly and professionaly often know the fuck all nothing about modes and careless about them. Theory is for morons that tend to be non creative with exception of a few who happen to have both Talent and creativity.
You get to a point where you feel nothing you do on a guitar is right if you follow theory to close.
I put the book down on theory alot of the time they make for great references on occasion but theory is not the end all be all. If Yngway had half a brain on theory he would have said something more potent than studying modes to play better.
ALot of guys just talk that shit and really got no idea what they are saying.
What he posted is like saying, "Oh yeah I didnt like what I heard but I should sound technical and just throw in these big words people use in music theory to sound smart..."
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Well I can tell you right now the Guitar is not expertly tuned and yeah after crashing the tone with double distortion I do not think Mozart could identify the tuning of the thing
I dropped the Low E to the D thats it. And that D is probably not a D that is tuned to E. If I jam with someone and they got a base I say hand it over pluck the string and then tune the rest of what I got to what they had.
As long as the combined instrumentation comes together in Tune its all good to avoid seriously fucked up noise.Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-12-2008, 03:46 PM.
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actually, his post read like polite and constructive criticism. lighten up you freak.
Maybe you should reconsider that notion.
Post what ya got and fuck the stupid critics.
People that play expertly and professionaly often know the fuck all nothing about modes and careless about them. Theory is for morons that tend to be non creative with exception of a few who happen to have both Talent and creativity.
You get to a point where you feel nothing you do on a guitar is right if you follow theory to close.
I put the book down on theory alot of the time they make for great references on occasion but theory is not the end all be all. If Yngway had half a brain on theory he would have said something more potent than studying modes to play better.
ALot of guys just talk that shit and really got no idea what they are saying.
What he posted is like saying, "Oh yeah I didnt like what I heard but I should sound technical and just throw in these big words people use in music theory to sound smart..."
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NO it didnt.
Oh just drop the modes on the floor and say learn those and then tell me that the bending in an improv is all wrong?
He can fuck right off. What kind of advice is that? This shit is not Joe Satriani and I fucken bend string like I want to. Infact every good player bends the way they bend. Few guitarist's actually ever agree on what is a proper bend vs a wrong one and why they are done in the first place. Vibrato's are all different to and not all guitarist do a vibrato exactly like someone else.
GUitar presents an opportunity for someone to express themselves yet most guitarists choose to express other's peoples works rather than looking inward to tell thier own story.
You can say oh yeah the bend to a 1/2 or full step to the string below to fake your way on a note is the only way to bend and thats patently false. Thats not why people bend strings when playing 100% of the time.
If you bend good you know you can bend where ever you want to and pick up the bend somewhere else on the fret board. I know where those spots are.
Infact in my Miserable little stunt above I bend a shit load and its not all for the sake of reaching somewhere else on the fret board but it's in there and I do it by habit.Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-12-2008, 03:57 PM.
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I envy your ZakkThats why I have so much gear! I like to sound bluesy sometimes, over distorted heavy sometimes, sometimes just like a good old classic sound, and sometimes just want that 80's metal sound.
I have more guitars and more amps not in that pic. I think I've shown you the others. But that spidervalve amp does pretty much anything I want, and the Pod X3 Live in my office covers anything that the big amp can do, plus has line out direct to my computer for recording.
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I don't have full control over my hand just yet I had carpal tunnel surgery a few months ago and its still hard to do what I like to do but I still suck lol but it's fun though http://www.knockbootsvod.com/funus.wmv 
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you need to relax.. I was just stating my opinion. Never did I say you sucked or that I was great.. I was just saying what I felt.. You may think theory is useless, but many others don't. I guess these days you're not allowed to give your own opinion without someone taking it way out of context.
NO it didnt.
Oh just drop the modes on the floor and say learn those and then tell me that the bending in an improv is all wrong?
He can fuck right off. What kind of advice is that? This shit is not Joe Satriani and I fucken bend string like I want to. Infact every good player bends the way they bend. Few guitarist's actually ever agree on what is a proper bend vs a wrong one and why they are done in the first place. Vibrato's are all different to and not all guitarist do a vibrato exactly like someone else.
GUitar presents an opportunity for someone to express themselves yet most guitarists choose to express other's peoples works rather than looking inward to tell thier own story.
You can say oh yeah the bend to a 1/2 or full step to the string below to fake your way on a note is the only way to bend and thats patently false. Thats not why people bend strings when playing 100% of the time.
If you bend good you know you can bend where ever you want to and pick up the bend somewhere else on the fret board. I know where those spots are.
Infact in my Miserable little stunt above I bend a shit load and its not all for the sake of reaching somewhere else on the fret board but it's in there and I do it by habit.Last edited by Yngwie; 11-12-2008, 04:59 PM.ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.caComment
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Well I was not really looking for a critique here, infact the conversation went in a direction I didnt expect. The thread was meant to be funny relating to an inside joke.
I didnt ask anyone to like it or hate it and trying to Justify my own fucking around seems silly. Especially when you see what I did up there and want to swill about theory
No hate here man, no love lost;)
But theory is stupid, for every pro out there that is educated in theory there are 5 others that make 10 times more money that never took a lesson in thier life. So the money proves theory is shit and anyone that takes guitar seriously puts Theory in its place. Its Just theory!
I can get crazy and talk theory all day infact I love it but it's not what makes an artist nor defines his place to those that likes what they do on guitar.
I have had Satch fanboi's tear me a new ass hole, but the metal heads loving what I do. It just depends who you play for and if you do not play for yourself you lost site of what guitar is all about.Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-12-2008, 05:20 PM.
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I know that you weren't. I just have the habit of giving my opinion. I don't do it to offend anyone. It's just the way I am. Also, I didn't say to go to school and learn music theory. My point is that knowing the different mode, scales etc. can help. It doesn't hurt to learn new things. I'm not gonna sit here and talk theory since that's boring, but I was just saying that it's hurts no one to learn modes and shit.
Well I was not really looking for a critique here, infact the conversation went in a direction I didnt expect. The thread was meant to be funny relating to an inside joke.
I didnt ask anyone to like it or hate it and trying to Justify my own fucking around seems silly. Especially when you see what I did up there and want to swill about theory
No hate here man, no love lost;)
But theory is stupid, for every pro out there that is educated in theory there are 5 others that make 10 times more money that never took a lesson in thier life. So the money proves theory is shit and anyone that takes guitar seriously puts Theory in its place. Its Just theory!
I can get crazy and talk theory all day infact I love it but it's not what makes an artist nor defines his place to those that likes what they do on guitar.
I have had Satch fanboi's tear me a new ass hole, but the metal heads loving what I do. It just depends who you play for and if you do not play for yourself you lost site of what guitar is all about.ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.caComment
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