a girl in my office smell like poo...please help

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  • 96ukssob
    So Fucking Banananananas
    • Mar 2003
    • 12991

    #51
    I wouldnt do the anonymous message. Honestly, because it would probably destroy her because she wouldn't know who sent it.

    Grow some balls and tell her that her ass stinks. Ive had to do it before, including once was a friend in high school. its not easy to bring up sensitive subjects to people but she will only be embarrassed for a few hours or day or so then get over it.

    Honestly, you can just say something like "did you step in dog poop or something?" and when she says "No, why?" then you can say "oh... cause it smells like you did, sorry"

    THEN the key is to change the subject quick and tell her something, anything, random fact about work. Her subconscious will let the message set in that she has a funk, but most likely when you are giving her another stimuli right after, she wont freak out or may say something like "seriously? do i?"

    If anything, she will most likely see you as a friend for doing so.
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    • Vicious_B
      Confirmed User
      • May 2008
      • 2564

      #52
      Originally posted by Retox Josh
      Beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat, and while shes laying there in her own fecal matter and blood crying, say "now you have a reason to smell like shit, you dumb cunt!"
      So your recommending the diplomatic way...
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      • NaughtyVisions
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        • May 2008
        • 4204

        #53
        Here, I already wrote the note for you.






















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        • Spicoli
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          • Apr 2007
          • 306

          #54
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          • Lykos
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            • Apr 2003
            • 31027

            #55
            Just tell the bitch to wash,i hate smelling ppl... jesus

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            • notime
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 8027

              #56
              yikes, that sucks

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              • Marcus Aurelius
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                • Apr 2003
                • 14809

                #57
                Tell her you have an adult baby fetish and you want to diaper her and clean her. I think I just managed to creep myself out...sorry.

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                • emac
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                  • Apr 2008
                  • 504

                  #58
                  Tell her to take a bath 5x a day!
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                  • C-Luv
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2008
                    • 3025

                    #59
                    That's gross
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                    • dav3
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2007
                      • 7348

                      #60
                      So did you make her quit her job and hate life yet?
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                      • NicAngel
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 817

                        #61
                        if i were in your situation i'd express my thoughts to her manager. i'm sure there is a hygiene policy and it's his job to deal with it in a professional manner. if she gets offended, cries, or quits then it doesn't reflect on you in any way.

                        if this were one of your close friends then i'd definitely say man up and respectfully tell them yourself.
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                        • RRRED
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 6754

                          #62
                          Hand her this note....


                          "I hate to bring this up, so this is why I'm writing you a note. I couldn't help but notice an odor today. It seemed to be of feces. I checked my own shoes and it wasn't that. I think it could be coming from your direction. You might want to check your shoes. If you have an illness or something like that, I will just die of embarassment. If that is the case or something personal like that, I profusely apologize.

                          I hesitated to write this note, but I got to thinking, if it were me, I'd hope someone cared enough about me to let me know. I hope I didn't come across offensive. We don't have to discuss this in person. Just a little info for you cuz I do like you and have a great deal of respect for you. Have a good day. "

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                          • Telly
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                            • Jul 2007
                            • 334

                            #63
                            Originally posted by collegeboobies
                            ask if she is into anal, if she says yes, tell her she has to take a shower first and cleanup, if she says no, run away
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                            • RTP
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                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1335

                              #64
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                              • Kudles
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                                • Feb 2003
                                • 5477

                                #65
                                Thats sick!!!
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                                • Kudles
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                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 5477

                                  #66
                                  Thats sick
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                                  • Zester
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                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 5344

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by LatinCams
                                    Do u usually do Oral sex on a girls ass before work and R u wearing a mustache ?

                                    That could be also the problem ... and then now ur blaming it on the wrong person
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                                    I already went crazy trying to find the smell on me, other than sticking my nose in my own ass - I did everything
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                                    • Zester
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 5344

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Martin
                                      Maybe she has some on her shoe?
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                                      • Voodoo
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                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 10600

                                        #69

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                                        • JamesK
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 16731

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by RRRED
                                          Hand her this note....


                                          "I hate to bring this up, so this is why I'm writing you a note. I couldn't help but notice an odor today. It seemed to be of feces. I checked my own shoes and it wasn't that. I think it could be coming from your direction. You might want to check your shoes. If you have an illness or something like that, I will just die of embarassment. If that is the case or something personal like that, I profusely apologize.

                                          I hesitated to write this note, but I got to thinking, if it were me, I'd hope someone cared enough about me to let me know. I hope I didn't come across offensive. We don't have to discuss this in person. Just a little info for you cuz I do like you and have a great deal of respect for you. Have a good day. "
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                                          • andy83
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                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 1605

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Voodoo
                                            lmao!

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