God, I love that Howard Stern episode on E where Violent J is talking a bunch of shit to the big black guy who calls in. The guy says he'll come over to the studio and whip his ass, which of course everyone thinks is just trash talk. And the whole time VJ is running his trap, acting like the original baddass, until he realizes the guy is
actually on his way to kick his ass.
Then he starts to backpedal. You can see he's scared by the look on his face. Too funny.