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  • AR-Melody
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2007
    • 213
    #1

    Which gfyer wrote this letter?

    Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

    My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.
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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291
      #2
      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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        • Greg MissionD
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2005
          • 4866
          #3
          Sounds like he needs to stop using napkins and get a decent ass washer like they have in Thailand.

          ICQ:119936

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            • seeandsee
              Check SIG!
              • Mar 2006
              • 50945
              #4
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                • grumpy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 9870
                  #5
                  i understand you have a problem but there are no qualified doctors on gfy.

                  Its a letter from a friend uhh
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                    • Machete_
                      WINNING!
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14579
                      #6
                      Originally posted by grumpy
                      i understand you have a problem but there are no qualified doctors on gfy.

                      Its a letter from a friend uhh

                      Everyone on GFY is a SEO expert, professor in fitness and multi millionaire. In between, I'm sure there are some super surgeons and doctors as well.

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                        • blonda80
                          FOR HIRE: AFF Manager
                          • May 2006
                          • 10959
                          #7
                          Originally posted by AR-Melody
                          Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

                          My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.

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                            • d-null
                              . . .
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 13724
                              #8
                              Originally posted by grumpy
                              Its a letter from a friend uhh

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                                • Redmanthatcould
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 2771
                                  #9
                                  I had a similar problem years ago. Once you stop sucking tranny cock, it leaves your system. I'm no doctor, but I have sucked some tranny cock in my day, so I know a thing or two when it comes to foul ass smell.

                                  No big deal - they are still chicks.

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                                    • Dennis Rodman
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 1060
                                      #10
                                      Your mom

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                                        • skallar
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jul 2008
                                          • 70
                                          #11
                                          no idea who wrote that, but damn it's funny.

                                          I lol'd like 3 times while reading.
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                                            • Vicious_B
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 2564
                                              #12
                                              Thats pretty messed up. At some point you think they would go to a doctor instead of posting on an adult webmaster board
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                                                • travs
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 1631
                                                  #13
                                                  that is one serious shit goin on

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                                                    • DWB
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 31779
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Greg MissionD
                                                      Sounds like he needs to stop using napkins and get a decent ass washer like they have in Thailand.

                                                      You ever squirt that thing up your bum while you rub one out? It REALLY brings the orgasm up a few notches.

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                                                        • HorseShit
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 17513
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                          You ever squirt that thing up your bum while you rub one out? It REALLY brings the orgasm up a few notches.

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                                                            • pornguy
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 62910
                                                              #16
                                                              Ha. Actually there is a Doctor here on GFY. But I dont think this is his field.

                                                              I think he is a brain doc.
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                                                                • Iron Fist
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 23400
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                  You ever squirt that thing up your bum while you rub one out? It REALLY brings the orgasm up a few notches.
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                                                                    • qxm
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 5970
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I dunno what to say.... so fucked up ... I am now officially startled ...

                                                                      </LOL at the "ass wiping with napkins thing tho">

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                                                                        • carol.prime
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 6960
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • Tom_PM
                                                                              Porn Meister
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 16443
                                                                              #20
                                                                              What a weird problem. So weird it sounds plausible, sorta kinda.
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                                                                                • The Bender
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                                                  • 36
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  that sure is different!

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                                                                                    • bhutocracy
                                                                                      Not making A Comeback
                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 10218
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Sounds like one of my employees.

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                                                                                        • aniloscash
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2008
                                                                                          • 1161
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          yeah go fuck yourself. now you know why.
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