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  • Ice
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 26053
    #1

    So this mysterious box shows up at our office with Juicy's name on it.... (pics)

    So I get this mysterious brown box at the office today from Juicy D Links.




    Considering it's from Juicy I'm scared


    After the bomb sniffing dog clears the box, I open it slowly.... and as expected the first thing that pops out of the box is a penis



    Now with the box fully open I see there is more then just rubber dicks...








    Big thanks to Juicy, Todd and the guys at Fleshlight

    Christmas came early for the office I was Santa
    icq 1904905
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    • Vendzilla
      Biker Gnome
      • Mar 2004
      • 23200
      #2
      Ice played Sinta Clause in the office, I got a good one, thanx Juicy
      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
      think about that

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        • WhiplashDug
          ICS Graphics Dude
          • Aug 2006
          • 3438
          #3
          Fantastic!
          Was a graphics master for Lensman @ Adult.com but now... I can't tell ya cause it aint top secret.
          ...........
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            • sicone
              Retired
              • Jan 2004
              • 18453
              #4
              Dammit Juicy.. where's my care package?

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                • JenniDahling
                  Market Penetration Specialist
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 5285
                  #5
                  NIiiiiiice! I want a penis and a fleshlight!

                  cLick my kitty, you know you want to
                  jenni {at} prkitty.com
                  Meet me at The Island Gathering

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                    • cherrylula
                      lol
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 15969
                      #6
                      I bet he tested them all first.

                      quality control!

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75764
                          #7
                          I'm guessing you get packages like that all the time - with cocks hanging out.

                          One time at the Lightspeed Cash studio we got package that was ticking. Steve refused to open it and he made me open it "out back". I forget who it was from, but it was full of live lobsters.
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • tony299
                              lurker
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 57021
                              #8
                              jesus you guys must love jacking off that's alot of fleshlights. What a cool gift.

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                                • Juicy D. Links
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992
                                  #9
                                  where is the boy butter??????????????? and the anal looking one?

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                                    • stickyfingerz
                                      Doin fine
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24984
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                      I'm guessing you get packages like that all the time - with cocks hanging out.

                                      One time at the Lightspeed Cash studio we got package that was ticking. Steve refused to open it and he made me open it "out back". I forget who it was from, but it was full of live lobsters.
                                      I LOL'D!!

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                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 122992
                                          #11

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                                            • marketsmart
                                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 20419
                                              #12
                                              they were going to release the "Juicy Asslight", until they realized the sleeve holder would have to be the size of a garbage can...

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                                                • BusterBunny
                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 19291
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                  where is the boy butter??????????????? and the anal looking one?
                                                  the fedex dude wanted his cut

                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                    • Ice
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 26053
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                      where is the boy butter??????????????? and the anal looking one?
                                                      Lensman grabbed those before I could take the pic.
                                                      icq 1904905

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                                                        • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                          • 1442
                                                          #15
                                                          Are going to pass it around?

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                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 122992
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                              they were going to release the "Juicy Asslight", until they realized the sleeve holder would have to be the size of a garbage can...

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                                                                • BusterBunny
                                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 19291
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                  they were going to release the "Juicy Asslight", until they realized the sleeve holder would have to be the size of a garbage can...
                                                                  that reminds me i have a slightly used one for sale...first three inches are pretty worn out but from 3 on it's never been touched...$5 obo
                                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Screaming Octopus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                        • seeandsee
                                                                          Check SIG!
                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                          • 50945
                                                                          #19
                                                                          you can work now
                                                                          BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

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                                                                            • marketsmart
                                                                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 20419
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                              that reminds me i have a slightly used one for sale...first three inches are pretty worn out but from 3 on it's never been touched...$5 obo
                                                                              i'll give you $15 if you fill it up with your man sauce...

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                                                                                • Ice
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 26053
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                                                  Are going to pass it around?
                                                                                  They have all been passed out
                                                                                  icq 1904905

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                                                                                    • Achmed
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                                      • 1447
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      that for homosexual user?
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                                                                                        • Yanks_Todd
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 2493
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

                                                                                          does that have trans fat in it
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                                                                                            • Marcus Aurelius
                                                                                              No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 14809
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                              the fedex dude wanted his cut

                                                                                              Since when does fedex wear brown UPS uniforms. Jeezuz no wonder A.C. Slater was always nailing your girl!

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                                                                                                • S P A N N O W
                                                                                                  Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 11941
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  No wonder none of you are working today!

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                                                                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                      • 19291
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      fuck koolaid

                                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                      i'll give you $15 if you fill it up with your man sauce...
                                                                                                      unless you want it dry and crusty you gotta pay for the express shipping out of pocket...i will only cover US Postal Service Priority Mail and your Estimated delivery will be 4-5 days
                                                                                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 122992
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by S P A N N O W
                                                                                                          No wonder none of you are working today!
                                                                                                          How do you remove semen stains?


                                                                                                          Answer

                                                                                                          If it's on the carpets, there is some good cleaners for that probably at wal-mart, or you can shampoo it, if it's on clothing and it's not going to come out, soak the stain in shout for two days then wash with liquid tide, give it an extra rinse to get extra soap out. The same goes for bed sheet, etc. For a matress, you can spray shout on it (not too much) and use a cloth to scrub it. Wet the cloth to remove it residue from the shout later. That's how I remove other stains, like grease and oil... it should work for that... and oh ya, it may still show up under black light unless it's cleaned well. So I've been told, hahaha. Hope I helped.

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                                                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                              • 19291
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by MDCQ
                                                                                                              Since when does fedex wear brown UPS uniforms. Jeezuz no wonder A.C. Slater was always nailing your girl!
                                                                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                • The Duck
                                                                                                                  Adult Content Provider
                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                  • 18243
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Nice carepackage
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                                                                                                                    • d-null
                                                                                                                      . . .
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                      • 13724
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      those are some odd looking devices, I wouldn't have know what to do with those... did they come with instructions? ......

                                                                                                                      ....preferably pictorial??

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                                                                                                                        • lesbodojo
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                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                          • 2839
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          That's awesome.
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                                                                                                                            • Chris
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                                              • 27880
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Good to see you still at fleshlight juicy =) was just wondering what was going on with them the other day

                                                                                                                              they still have an austin office?

                                                                                                                              I enjoy'd my fleshlight but one day it disappeared
                                                                                                                              [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                • Ice
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 26053
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  [15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: Jack Ass (Sensation: Super Ribbed)
                                                                                                                                  [15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: the one that looks like a guys ass
                                                                                                                                  [15:55] JuicyLinks Da Guido: :-D
                                                                                                                                  [15:56] Ice: Vendzilla grabbed that one
                                                                                                                                  icq 1904905

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                                                                                                                                    • Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                      Biker Gnome
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 23200
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I got the one that looked like Ice's mouth, it's purdy
                                                                                                                                      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                                                      think about that

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                                                                                                                                        • Ice
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 26053
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Vendzilla ran out of boy butter already

                                                                                                                                          Juicy he needs industrial tub

                                                                                                                                          icq 1904905

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                                                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                              I got the one that looked like Ice's mouth, it's purdy


                                                                                                                                              Ice (06:50 PM) :
                                                                                                                                              I am stroking it now , how do I clean this ? I came into it
                                                                                                                                              Ice (06:50 PM) :
                                                                                                                                              Can I use soap? What do I do?
                                                                                                                                              Ice (06:51 PM) :
                                                                                                                                              Fuck Eric grabbed the boy butter , wtf he just dissapeared into the bathroom
                                                                                                                                              Juicy (06:51 PM) :
                                                                                                                                              omg too much info

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                                                                                                                                                • Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 23200
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Ice
                                                                                                                                                  Vendzilla ran out of boy butter already

                                                                                                                                                  Juicy he needs industrial tub

                                                                                                                                                  Ice just ran outside, his truck is backing up
                                                                                                                                                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                                                                  think about that

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                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Ice is goneeeeeeeeeee for the rest of the day


                                                                                                                                                      "Message was sent. User is Offline.
                                                                                                                                                      The message will be delivered when user goes Online."

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                                                                                                                                                        • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                          perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 19291
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          how did a thread with such a heterosexual topic like fuckable plastic and rubber flashlights, turn so gay?
                                                                                                                                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                                            • firecracker
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 653
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Vendzilla AND Ice can you guys tell me how to use one of those???
                                                                                                                                                              When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  playboy office area will be a DNA covered area by morning!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Ice aint answering ICQ , PHONE or anything , he must be going to TOWNNNNNNNNN on the toys

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                                                                                                                                                                        • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                                          perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                          • 19291
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                          Ice aint answering ICQ , PHONE or anything , he must be going to TOWNNNNNNNNN on the toys
                                                                                                                                                                          he broke them already...he is now just sticking his dick into the box of styrofoam shipping eggs
                                                                                                                                                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              who got the "Naughty Boy"


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                                                                                                                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                                                  he broke them already...he is now just sticking his dick into the box of styrofoam shipping eggs
                                                                                                                                                                                  those arent shipping eggs .... it dried up cum shaped into shipping material

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Ice aint gonna make it back to work till Monday

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                                                          perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 19291
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                          those arent shipping eggs .... it dried up cum shaped into shipping material
                                                                                                                                                                                          good man looking out for the earth like that...peter north did all my stucco, yes it cost a little more than normal but nothing is too good for mother earth
                                                                                                                                                                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                                                                              Biker Gnome
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 23200
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by firecracker
                                                                                                                                                                                              Vendzilla AND Ice can you guys tell me how to use one of those???
                                                                                                                                                                                              HUM, sure, put the male part in the female part
                                                                                                                                                                                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                                                                                                              think about that

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Ice
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 26053
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                                                                  how did a thread with such a heterosexual topic like fuckable plastic and rubber flashlights, turn so gay?
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Juicy started posting
                                                                                                                                                                                                  icq 1904905

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                                                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 20419
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                                      who got the "Naughty Boy"


                                                                                                                                                                                                      what the fuck is that in that guy's suitcase...

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