What if Obama, after becoming a president, starts his first speech with

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  • nemesis
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 1335

    #1

    What if Obama, after becoming a president, starts his first speech with

    Assalamou alaykoum America.

    That would be the biggest prank ever.
  • uno
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    • Dec 2002
    • 18450

    #2
    I think it would be better if he greeted the nation as either mormon or a scientologist.
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    • Marcus Aurelius
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      • Apr 2003
      • 14809

      #3
      I've actually thought about this.. or...."I lied...I AM THE ANTICHRIST MUHAHAHAHHAHA"

      Followed by 10 seconds of silence to let the christians panic, then ending with..."Nah...I'm just messing with ya"
      Last edited by Marcus Aurelius; 11-03-2008, 06:44 AM.

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      • Antonio
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2001
        • 14136

        #4
        I thought you were going to say: "Ladies and gentlemen, dear n i g g e r s" - like that German politician, whatever his name was

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        • Iron Fist
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          • Dec 2006
          • 23400

          #5
          "You had 4 years of Bush, now you get 4 years of Crack!"
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          • JP513
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2007
            • 1914

            #6
            I hope he starts it with:

            "My fellow whoremongers . . ."
            I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wish I was drinking wine instead.

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            • darksoul
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              • Apr 2002
              • 4997

              #7
              "Alright, crackers, listen up"
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              • JP513
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2007
                • 1914

                #8
                Originally posted by darksoul
                "Alright, crackers, listen up"
                Ha! Yeah that would be funny.
                I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wish I was drinking wine instead.

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                • Fresh
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 4920

                  #9
                  i think it would be better if he started with "all your state are belong to us"


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                  • Vendzilla
                    Biker Gnome
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 23200

                    #10
                    Originally posted by darksoul
                    "Alright, crackers, listen up"
                    That would be funny
                    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                    think about that

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