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  • Mr.Fiction
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    • Feb 2002
    • 9484

    #1

    Bush: "Fool Me Once" Funny Quote From Today

    Several people have emailed me about this. For those who haven't seen it yet:

    Video:
    http://msnbc.com/m/c/ctv_emailthis.a...bc&sl=&0mw=x92

    Audio Only:
    http://www.outcastradio.com/bushfool.wav
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  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
    He just choked cuz he wanted to say "Fuck."

    I bet he could spit it out in the great state of texas over a beer with the boys.

    hahahah

    funny.

    I gotta start watching TV again.

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    • DX
      Feed me coffee.
      • Sep 2001
      • 1128

      #3
      What was funny?

      That he tripped over/forgot his line?

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      • Brown Bear
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        • May 2002
        • 4982

        #4
        What a chump. He needs to go back to speach school.
        Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

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        • BJ
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 5590

          #5
          Im republican, but he is really going to screw up our country

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          • DX
            Feed me coffee.
            • Sep 2001
            • 1128

            #6
            It's amazing how desperate some people are to find fault with Bush, that they have to make fun of his public speaking skills.

            Who gives a fuck, really?

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            • BJ
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 5590

              #7
              Originally posted by DX
              It's amazing how desperate some people are to find fault with Bush, that they have to make fun of his public speaking skills.

              Who gives a fuck, really?
              the rest of the world and their perceptions of our leader

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              • Brown Bear
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 4982

                #8
                Originally posted by DX
                It's amazing how desperate some people are to find fault with Bush, that they have to make fun of his public speaking skills.

                Who gives a fuck, really?
                People care because leaders are supposed to be good at public speaking, and Bush has a history of bumbling words and stumbling sentences.
                Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

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                • galleryseek
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 8234

                  #9
                  oh hes not going to screw up our country.. trust me, if it gets fucked up, it'll hardly be his fault.

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                  • DX
                    Feed me coffee.
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 1128

                    #10
                    I'd think the rest of the world would have slightly more pressing issues to deal with than the speaking skills of another country's leaders..

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                    • Nedder
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                      • Oct 2001
                      • 555

                      #11
                      You guys are hilarious, he's bumbling his way to a 2nd term.

                      I read the other day that he has literally worked harder than any other president at campaigning and fundraising for his fellow republicans all over the nation.

                      Yup, he's a real dumb one he is.

                      Nz

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                      • [Labret]
                        Registered User
                        • May 2001
                        • 10945

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nedder
                        You guys are hilarious, he's bumbling his way to a 2nd term.

                        I read the other day that he has literally worked harder than any other president at campaigning and fundraising for his fellow republicans all over the nation.

                        Yup, he's a real dumb one he is.

                        Nz
                        Yeah, it is real difficult when your father is an ex President, you were the Governor or a very large state, your brother is Governor of a very large state, and you are a corporate oil giant... and so are all your buddies.

                        I bet it was real hard for him to raise money.

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                        • jimmy3way
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                          • Sep 2001
                          • 2508

                          #13
                          ...and your neice is a fucking crack head. LOL

                          http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media...09/4596859.ram
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                          • High Quality
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 5741

                            #14
                            I just can't stop fucking laughing.

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                            • KC
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                              • Jan 1995
                              • 2417

                              #15
                              That "fool me once" clip was fucking HILARIOUS!!

                              God dammit, funny as hell.

                              He'll have another 4 years to work out his public speaking issues. Gore the Bore will run... but he'll lose again..

                              President's Approval rating at 70% again!
                              http://www.gallup.com/poll/releases/pr020918.asp

                              Go Georgie!

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                              • [Labret]
                                Registered User
                                • May 2001
                                • 10945

                                #16
                                Originally posted by KC


                                Go Georgie!
                                Do you remember who he made attorney general, or are you retarded?

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                                • KC
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                                  • Jan 1995
                                  • 2417

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by [Labret]


                                  Do you remember who he made attorney general, or are you retarded?
                                  Do YOU remember who confirmed his ass, or are you retarded?

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                                  • KC
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                                    • Jan 1995
                                    • 2417

                                    #18
                                    Labret, how daoes that old saying go in Detroit?

                                    "Make a comment about the president, call the person retarded"

                                    Asshole

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                                    • Jizar II
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                                      • May 2001
                                      • 1425

                                      #19
                                      hehe that was funny!..

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                                      • [Labret]
                                        Registered User
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 10945

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by KC


                                        Do YOU remember who confirmed his ass, or are you retarded?
                                        His ass barely squeaked in. Now if it was a landslide, then maybe you would have a point. But he did not, so you do not. The man lost in his home state to a fucking dead man.

                                        Yay, lets be happy for the guy who wants to shut us all down. I bet you will be happy as fuck when he puts a conservative judge on the supreme court. Lets start the book burning and dance for georgie.

                                        What do you care, you run a fucking third party counter. Your whole business models relies on idiots who cant install their own script. We on the other hand have a living to make.

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                                        • vegasdude
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 3649

                                          #21
                                          no matter who is president every1 will bitch about him...
                                          Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                          Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                          • KC
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 1995
                                            • 2417

                                            #22
                                            Labret -

                                            Go suck on your super bong for a bit.. chill out.

                                            Like it or not, Congress confirmed him. I don't like Ashhahahahaha either, I hoped he wouldn't get confirmed.

                                            Rather than trying to talk shit about me and attack my company, why don't you walk your ass down to the polling both and vote! Something tells me you were too stoned out of your mind to make it down there. (Just a guess though)

                                            ~70% of the nation (+-4%) approves of him as of now...

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                                            • [Labret]
                                              Registered User
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 10945

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by KC


                                              Rather than trying to talk shit about me and attack my company, why don't you walk your ass down to the polling both and vote! Something tells me you were too stoned out of your mind to make it down there. (Just a guess though)


                                              Ahh yes, I recognize this. Its the Sleazydream approach to poking at me. Yes. I am usually far to high to get anything accomplished. I just sit here nude with my "super bong" and a bag of cheese puffs. I would like to go and vote but I am usually so tired from a long night of reefer madness that even if I did make it to the voting booth, the words on the paper would just confuse and bewilder me.



                                              ~70% of the nation (+-4%) approves of him as of now...
                                              The worst argument anyone could ever make is one that relies on public opinion as its conclusion. Americans have to be told what to think, eat, drink, and wear, so to suggest that because "Americans" like him that it must be right is absurd. Americans like Dave Mathews, new Mustangs, and Abercrombie and Fitch. The average Americans opinion matters about as much as my dogs. So long as he can lick his own ass and I tell him he is a good boy, all is well. Tell the Americans they are strong and smart people and you get their backing.

                                              An American with a personal opinion is an oxymoron.

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                                              • KC
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                                                • Jan 1995
                                                • 2417

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by [Labret]


                                                The worst argument anyone could ever make is one that relies on public opinion as its conclusion. Americans have to be told what to think, eat, drink, and wear, so to suggest that because "Americans" like him that it must be right is absurd. Americans like Dave Mathews, new Mustangs, and Abercrombie and Fitch. The average Americans opinion matters about as much as my dogs. So long as he can lick his own ass and I tell him he is a good boy, all is well. Tell the Americans they are strong and smart people and you get their backing.

                                                An American with a personal opinion is an oxymoron.

                                                So bottom line... you're just unhappy and like to complain?

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                                                • [Labret]
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 10945

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KC



                                                  So bottom line... you're just unhappy and like to complain?
                                                  What exactly gives you the impression that I am unhappy.

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                                                  • KC
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 1995
                                                    • 2417

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by [Labret]


                                                    What exactly gives you the impression that I am unhappy.
                                                    Better yet... What exactly gives you the impression that you are happy?

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                                                    • Voodoo
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                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 10600

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Brown Bear
                                                      What a chump. He needs to go back to speach school.
                                                      Uh, you spelleded spieche rong.

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                                                      • jammyjenkins
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 1371

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by KC



                                                        So bottom line... you're just unhappy and like to complain?
                                                        So what you're actually saying is you can't handle an opinion that doesn't agree with yours?

                                                        What a weak mind ...

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                                                        • [Labret]
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 10945

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by KC


                                                          Better yet... What exactly gives you the impression that you are happy?
                                                          When did I say I was happy?

                                                          You are the one trying to imply my mood. Isnt that up to you to prove?

                                                          I have super bong and some third party counter guy dancing like a little monkey, why wouldnt I be happy.

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                                                          • KC
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 1995
                                                            • 2417

                                                            #30
                                                            hmm...



                                                            format c:


                                                            -Some Third Party Counter Guy

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                                                            • [Labret]
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 10945

                                                              #31
                                                              Settle down, I have nothing against you. This is what happens when boredom sets in. I poked first, you give up too fast. Anyhow, Im off to play some mp BF1942. Take out my anger by running over newbs with a tank and then doing a jig on their dead bodies.

                                                              If anyone else is playing this madness, look for "dtown bigot" or "clans are gay"... thats me.

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                                                              • KC
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 1995
                                                                • 2417

                                                                #32
                                                                Fire up some Q3 Arena and let's rock...

                                                                I don't have that tank game.

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                                                                • Joe Sixpack
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 3793

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by [Labret]
                                                                  If anyone else is playing this madness, look for "dtown bigot" or "clans are gay"... thats me.
                                                                  Dammit Labret, what server are you on?

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                                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                    • 20306

                                                                    #34
                                                                    There's plenty of idiots around.
                                                                    I just felt like saying that.
                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                                    • Mutt
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 34431

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Canada has you Yanks beat. Prime Minister Cretin speaks incoherently in TWO languages. Bush is a piker.
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