I'm still sitting on the porch in a whipped cream thong with a handful of cigars, balloons and a red ribbon tied around my neck waiting on the UPS driver to deliver me to your house!
Once he saw "my package" - he drove off without yours!
I'm still sitting on the porch in a whipped cream thong with a handful of cigars, balloons and a red ribbon tied around my neck waiting on the UPS driver to deliver me to your house!
Once he saw "my package" - he drove off without yours!
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