So Monday morning Myrna, my new puppy, dived into bed with me and poked me in the eye with her grubby little paw. It hurt a bit but not much, a couple of hours later 2 models came by for a shoot and by the end of the shoot I was all but blind in the offending eye. My GF sick of my constant whining threw me into a trike and off we went to see the doctor. "Major fucking infection" said the Doc. 2 days later said GF is still putting stingy fucking medicine in my eye every 2 hours, i am whacked out on pain killers and had to cancel 2 shoots. "Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc. as he presented his bill which amounted to the price of a second hand Mercedes. "It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day" says my GF. So I ask you should I off the little fucker?
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Hello fake nick,
what has a dog to do in your bed? Your into animals? A dog should not be in the bed.
When its a puppy and you think about killing him for crushing your eye, by mistake, you should kill yourself, but not the dog.Read TOS for signature rulesComment
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Stop being a whiny little Bitch and your girlfriend wouldn't be upset with you. Your dog was just being loving, so yes put the dog to death for being lovable.Comment
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1. wash dog's feet.
2. smack yourself in the head with nearest frying pan. (repeatedly)
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Keep your pets clean. He has dirty feet because you have a dirty house and you don't wash him. You deserve an infected eye and perhaps also to be shot in the head.Comment
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Give the dog to somebody who is capable of dealing with what comes with them. Then, don't have kids.Comment
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give your dog a fucking bath already.Comment
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You know what happened don't you? Your puppy stepped in it's own shit, then came and stuck it's shitty paw in your eye. You now have shit in your eye. Infecting it. Why did your dog do this? Because dogs can sense the nature of humans, if you're kind and caring or if you're a complete douche. It's obvious which one you are.
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Don't mind me, I just stopped by to lay a fart.
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THanks for the input, the fucker is dead!Comment
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You leave your dog in tour bed? with dirty feet?
ahahaha
It's all your fault! he did not meant to poke you in the eye i am sure
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Trike? Are you in The Philippines?
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I say an eye for an eye.Comment
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dont blame being a pussy on a puppy
suck it up
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Try washing the dogs feet...
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People who take this thread serious are pretty fucking lameI live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.Comment
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Kill your GF, eat her and give some to the dog then run fast to the nearest train track and play dare with the train and lose.
Oh and bring the dog to animal shelter before you do the train thingy.Comment
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Why did you let the dog put her paw in your eye?Comment
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I'd get rid of the g/f first. She seems like more of a whiny bitch than you are.
Now, if my dog wakes me up at 8 AM again, I may have to take him out.Comment
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haha thats nothing wait till he jumps up on your bed and uses your eye as a tree or poops on your headLast edited by halfpint; 10-22-2008, 07:23 AM.Comment
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Every morning my dog comes into my bedroom and gets on the bed. He carefully sneaks over to my face and with surgical precision he
very very gently touches his nose to my eyelid to wake me up. It gets my day started with a
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kick his ass but don't kill him !Comment
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not the dogs faultComment
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To all the dumbass people replying as if this was "real"....get a life.Comment
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hahaha man, it's just like cutting down a tree because you bumped your head into it, man you are smarter you took the decision to bring the dog in bed and lick him on the mouth so he can smack you, and man isnt your gf jealous for kissing the dog? I would worry about my relationship, dogs lick their ass and balls man, stop kissing that dog!
ps come online and say that you killed the dog see what reaction you get on teh forum LOLDorianComment
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"It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day"
Stop crying like a little bitch!
I bet you don't cry half as hard when she takes the megacock strapon to your ass.Comment
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the nsa has just notified your local animal control.Comment
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You asshole! give it to someone who would give some love to the little puppy!
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