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Have a painful or embarrassing memory that you just can’t get over, no matter what you do? Well now there’s relief at last! Introducing the revolutionary new product that will help you finally move on with your life! It’s the Memory Douche!
Have you suffered a broken heart, the death of a friend, or shit your pants while you were stuck in traffic? Well forget about it! Just one squirt will blast that unwanted memory right out of your head! It’s the Memory Douche!
Divorced, fired from your job, or been caught jerking off to gay porn? Even if you fucked an ugly chick that was older than your Grandmother, you can forget about it all with the Memory Douche!
And for those little embarrassing moments throughout your day, like farting in church, Memory Douche now comes in a convenient new travel size!
Or if you find yourself constantly feeling embarrassed about your fading looks, your ugly wife, your bratty kids, or your shitty job, there's the new bulk economy size Memory Douche!
Order right now and we’ll throw in a sampler of our sister product that makes you forget everything from the prior day and night, called the “Morning-after Memory Abortion Pill". Use it to completely forget your office Christmas party, flashing your tits at spring break, or that embarrassing night you spent in jail for trying to fuck a Halloween pumpkin!
For only 3 easy payments of 19.95, you’ll get a month’s supply of Memory Douche, plus 2 morning-after memory abortion pills! But wait! If you call now, we’ll double the offer! That’s right, TWO months of Memory Douche for the same low price! Your whole life has been nothing but embarrassing and painful moments, so hurry and call now! You’ve suffered for long enough!
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