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  • SteveLightspeed
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    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    My Stand-up Comedy Debut (video)

    Not perfect, but it was fun to do. Thanks to everyone who came out and showed their support!

    http://blog.stevelightspeed.com/2008...y-performance/
    Abra-cadabra!
  • Spunky
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    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Heh heh,that wasn't too bad.good job

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    • Blazed
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      • Jun 2006
      • 1701

      #3
      Was the audience paid to laugh?

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      • 2012
        So Fucking What
        • Jul 2006
        • 17189

        #4
        lol@"I joked off on your face" ...
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        • WebairGerard
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          • Sep 2005
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          #5
          pretty good man! how nervous were you? congrats!

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          • Eriic
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            • Jan 2008
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            #6
            What da Hell?

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            • JFK
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              • Jan 2002
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              #7
              Steve, saw the tape, looked pretty good, practice makes perpect

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              • EXPORT
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                • Nov 2006
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                #8
                wow...respect...i could never do that

                have enough problems giving presentations

                nevermind trying to make people laugh...

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                • Voodoo
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                  • Sep 2002
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                  #9
                  Good job for a first! Pretty good material too!

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                  • EscortBiz
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                    #10
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                    • DamageX
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                      • Jun 2001
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                      #11
                      The jokes weren't half-bad. The act itself needs more work, but you'll get there. Overall, definitely a good first performance.
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                      • PlugRush Sascha
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                        • Jan 2004
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                        #12
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                        • BobG
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                          • Nov 2003
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                          #13
                          bravo, good job. Congrats!

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                          • man blast in your face
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                            • Jan 2008
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                            #14
                            Good job. Definitely well done (especially considering it was your debut).

                            You've probably seen "Comedian" and if you haven't, you should. It gives a little insight into the amount of work that goes behind the polished pros you often see.

                            Did you write all of that material yourself? From absolute scratch?

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                            • SteveLightspeed
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                              • Jul 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by man blast in your face
                              Good job. Definitely well done (especially considering it was your debut).

                              You've probably seen "Comedian" and if you haven't, you should. It gives a little insight into the amount of work that goes behind the polished pros you often see.

                              Did you write all of that material yourself? From absolute scratch?
                              Thanks, I'll have to check that movie out. Yes, I wrote it all from scratch.
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                              • CunningStunt
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                                • Aug 2006
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                                #16
                                Well done Steve, that was fucking funny in places.

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                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                  • Mar 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Ya let the pressure get to ya.
                                  You are still afraid of the audience. The idea is not to care if they laugh they laugh, remember ya goto provoke a laugh by making them think.

                                  Throw away the teacher's comic books they sold you and try not to rehearse the jokes or your lines. Just remember the core parts of a joke line, ad lib shit in.

                                  Your stuff is funny though it really is.

                                  My friends when I was working my way up with the guitar always said Mark its not your playing, your playing is fine, but you are afraid of the audience, you dont look confident. The only way to break this in an audience situation is not to care.

                                  Thats the hardest part
                                  Don;t give a shit if they laugh or not and do not wait for them to laugh, if they do fine they don't let it hurt your confidence. If ya hit a bad note fuck it, rip into the bad note and move on

                                  Ya got talent though and I am not telling ya that cuz you are "Steve Lightspeed" I am tellin ya this because ya got potential to comedy man I seen tons of Comedians live from Chris Rock to Dana Carvy to Jim Carry
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                                  • BT
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                                    • Apr 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Lmao, steve I am impressed!! The best part of the set is you can make fun of yourself as well. You get a 7 for your first stand up gig. Don't stay on one joke so long in my opinion. stick and move. You are on your way.

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                                    • EscortBiz
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                                      • May 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BT
                                      Don't stay on one joke so long in my opinion.

                                      i think the success of many good comedians was just that they kept on moving, think seinfeld and how the show just keps on moving think rodney dangerfeild short to the point, ever watch those comedians on comedy central that want to talk about their girlfriend and dog for 10 minutes, very annoying.

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                                      • tony299
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                                        #20
                                        you did good

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                                        • WinstonTriplexcash
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                                          #21
                                          Good job! A bit nervous, still good though.

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                                          • d-null
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                                            • Apr 2007
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                                            #22
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                                            • Kudles
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                                              #23
                                              Nice job!!
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                                              • rhon23
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                                                • Jun 2003
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                                                #24
                                                great to see you are getting yourself out there and trying something new. The first few times are always going to be difficult until you find your comfort level.

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                                                • leg4
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • LadyMischief
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                                                    • Sep 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Hahahah aGood stuff Steve... I was your audience girlfriend for a while that was interesting. Like the haircut

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                                                    • bronco67
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                                                      • Dec 2006
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                                                      #27
                                                      Props to you for getting up there. That said, it was painful to watch and listen.

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                                                      • NickB.
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                                                        #28
                                                        great stuff steve!!!!!! YES!

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                                                        • man blast in your face
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                          Thanks, I'll have to check that movie out. Yes, I wrote it all from scratch.
                                                          Very impressive!

                                                          Honestly, most people have NO idea how hard it is to do what you did.

                                                          So you did well with the performance and you did well with the material. Very great start!

                                                          "Comedian" will be well worth the watch. Listen to what they all say. There is some great insight and advice. See Jerry start over and follow as he develops a routine.

                                                          Do what they do. Do what they say.

                                                          You might also see/realize just how far along you really are with your act. Most "debuts" are total wrecks.

                                                          I would NEVER have guessed that was a "debut" act.

                                                          I want to see your next show too!!!

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                                                          • Jens Van Assterdam
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                                                            • Feb 2008
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                                                            #30
                                                            Haha good job! Keep it up!
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                                                            • BabeHunter
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                                                              #31
                                                              very nice!
                                                              Yep

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                                                              • DutchTeenCash
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                                                                #32
                                                                good job Im sure that wasnt easy

                                                                good thing you wrote the jokes from scratch most ppl here in stand up just take theirs from google

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                                                                • ContentSHOOTER
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Blazed
                                                                  Was the audience paid to laugh?
                                                                  Would appear that way
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                                                                  • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    best part is that you had the balls to follow a big dream through. material was funny, good job
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                                                                    • Drake
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      haha good job Steve. It takes moxy to do that.

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                                                                      • SCOOTER
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Good Job ....I don't think I could do it !
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                                                                        • WhiplashDug
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Dwreck
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            People are more afraid of public speaking than death. SO i give mad credit for getting up thier and doing it !

                                                                            So that bring ups a the fact you are willing to take risks! I like that!


                                                                            I also like the fact you willing to try something new at your age with little or no finical rewards is awesome.

                                                                            Im really impressed!
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                                                                            • The Duck
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Dwreck
                                                                              People are more afraid of public speaking than death. SO i give mad credit for getting up thier and doing it !

                                                                              So that bring ups a the fact you are willing to take risks! I like that!


                                                                              I also like the fact you willing to try something new at your age with little or no finical rewards is awesome.

                                                                              Im really impressed!
                                                                              Yeah that was very brave, mad props.
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                                                                              • Pete-KT
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Im sorry I don't know anyone named steve jones, wheres the steve lightspeed video ;)

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                                                                                • Wang Dong

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  it was actually pretty good

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                                                                                  • Phoenix
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    big balls man...you been working out?
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                                                                                    • d-null
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                                                      Im sorry I don't know anyone named steve jones, wheres the steve lightspeed video ;)

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                                                                                      • L-Pink
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Thank you for bringing the girl shaking her butt back. I'll watch your video as soon as my eyes uncross.

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                                                                                        • SteveHardeman
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Man, I tip my hat to you. That takes huge balls.

                                                                                          I would hyperventilate and collapse. That would probably make people laugh harder than anything I would say.

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                                                                                          • kristin
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Dwreck

                                                                                            I also like the fact you willing to try something new at your age
                                                                                            Hahahahahah, this made me laugh.
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