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  • brandonstills
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    • Dec 2007
    • 1964

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    Steve Jobs "you're full of shit"

    For anyone who has attempted to read even one of Donald Knuth's books (especiallyThe Art of Computer Science) they will understand the humor of this.

    Steve had managed to get Don Knuth, the legendary Stanford professor of computer science, to give a lunchtime lecture to the Mac team. Knuth is the author of at least a dozen books, including the massive and somewhat impenetrable trilogy "The Art of Computer Programming." (For an amusing look at Knuth's heady self image, and his $2.56 reward program, see http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/books.html )

    I was sitting in Steve's office when Lynn Takahashi, Steve's assistant, announced Knuth's arrival. Steve bounced out of his chair, bounded over to the door and extended a welcoming hand.

    "It's a pleasure to meet you, Professor Knuth," Steve said. "I've read all of your books."

    "You're full of shit," Knuth responded.

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  • DBS.US
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    • Aug 2003
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    #2
    Ya, gotta love that
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    • seeandsee
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      #3
      Hehe nice answer
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      • tony299
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        • Aug 2002
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        #4
        thats funny

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        • d-null
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          • Apr 2007
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          #5
          can you explain it for those that have never seen those books?

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          • bufferover
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
            Good style if Steve is full of shit don't know about Bill Gates

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            • Jman
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              • Sep 2003
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              #7
              Originally posted by d-null
              can you explain it for those that have never seen those books?
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              • Eriic
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2008
                • 2995

                #8
                Maybe he is not Full of Shit but just constipated<...............>##$^%#$%#

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                • Hank_Heartland
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                  • Sep 2002
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Eriic
                  Maybe he is not Full of Shit but just constipated<...............>##$^%#$%#
                  Constipated means the same thing
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                  • brandonstills
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                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1964

                    #10
                    Originally posted by d-null
                    can you explain it for those that have never seen those books?
                    They are extremely difficult books to read and unless you were really really into computer science you probably wouldn't read them. There's a quote on the back of "The Art of Computer Science" by Bill Gates that says something to the effect of "If you can read this book, give me a call. I have a job for you."

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                    • Eriic
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 2995

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Hank_Heartland
                      Constipated means the same thing
                      Thanks for clearing that up Mr.Wizard

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                      • Barefootsies
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                        • Feb 2005
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by tony404
                        thats funny
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                        • d-null
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                          • Apr 2007
                          • 13724

                          #13
                          Originally posted by brandonstills
                          They are extremely difficult books to read and unless you were really really into computer science you probably wouldn't read them. There's a quote on the back of "The Art of Computer Science" by Bill Gates that says something to the effect of "If you can read this book, give me a call. I have a job for you."
                          thanks for the explanation


                          can't remember the history too well, but is Steve Jobs not that respected when it comes to the nut and bolt technical side of things?

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                          • brandonstills
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                            • Dec 2007
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by d-null
                            thanks for the explanation


                            can't remember the history too well, but is Steve Jobs not that respected when it comes to the nut and bolt technical side of things?
                            Steve is ok on technical things but he's more of a sales guy. Woz was the technical wiz.

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                            • The Duck
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                              • May 2005
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by brandonstills
                              They are extremely difficult books to read and unless you were really really into computer science you probably wouldn't read them. There's a quote on the back of "The Art of Computer Science" by Bill Gates that says something to the effect of "If you can read this book, give me a call. I have a job for you."
                              Thanks for clearing that up
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                              • WinstonTriplexcash
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                                • May 2007
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                                #16
                                awesome response!!!

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                                • Kudles
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                                  • Feb 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Thats a good one
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