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  • Phil
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 7659

    #1

    Best way to shave your balls without getting any cuts. Need help.

    Ok, I did get handy with upper part of my haircut, but when I get down below where it kinda folds, i get nasty cuts... all over... Juicy, what do you do?
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  • Supz
    Arthur Flegenheimer
    • Jul 2006
    • 11057

    #2
    use a buzzer first

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    • webdeke
      Registered User
      • Oct 2008
      • 79

      #3
      wow, great question, have wanted an answer to that one for years...

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      • 96ukssob
        So Fucking Banananananas
        • Mar 2003
        • 12991

        #4
        Originally posted by CAMOKAT
        Ok, I did get handy with upper part of my haircut, but when I get down below where it kinda folds, i get nasty cuts... all over... Juicy, what do you do?
        I use a regular razor. I forget the name, but those ones with the green grip handles always worked good. The secret is to shave your face, back, or someone else with them a few times so it dulls down the blades.
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        • Spunky
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          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Amputation is the only answer

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          • BVF
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            • Jan 2002
            • 13975

            #6
            electric beard trimmers...

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              I use it all the time
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              • Tempest
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2004
                • 10217

                #8
                Originally posted by BVF
                electric beard trimmers...
                That's what I use..

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                • marketsmart
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 20419

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BVF
                  velcro trimmers...
                  wtf is a velcro trimmer?

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                  • wyldblyss
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 5779

                    #10
                    Waxing them is the only answer. Do them twice, just to be sure you didn't miss anything. Also, please don't forget the taint and between the ass cheeks

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                    • dav3
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2007
                      • 7348

                      #11
                      just use nair on it. but first, prep the sensitive skin with some icy hot.
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                      • RedShoe
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 14831

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BVF
                        electric beard trimmers...
                        Use that, and then take a shower. Use really hot water, and your body temperature will rise, thus lowering your balls. Once your balls get real nice and loose, and low, use lots of hair conditioner or shaving cream and a brand new sharp razor and shave. You'll get a super nice clean shave and your balls will feel soooooooo fucking good.

                        And with any luck, your lady (or boyfriend) will appreciate it and give them a right sucking.

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                        • D Ghost
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                          • May 2006
                          • 9819

                          #13


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                          • JayMoyes
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 321

                            #14
                            I'd only use electric to trim the stuff back. Electric can do a worse number on the scrotum than a blade (it's like trying to shave silk). For seriously shaving, I'm with bosssku69.

                            A slightly used shick slimtwin (the green handled ones) should do the trick with one caveat, sterilize it in alcohol first and wash off the alcohol. Bacteria from your face is nastier and more infectious than bacteria down below (it's amazing what you learn as a cross-dresser ;-) Avoid single blade razors.

                            The best advice is go slow, be careful, and have plenty of soap nearby. :-)
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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94150

                              #15
                              Originally posted by deejne
                              I'll try that ...

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                              • mynameisjim
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 2985

                                #16
                                Dude, I've never cut my balls once shaving. What are you doing, hacking away at it? Just light strokes and you should be fine.
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                                • NaughtyVisions
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                                  • May 2008
                                  • 4204

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by dav3
                                  just use nair on it. but first, prep the sensitive skin with some icy hot.
                                  That's a fuck of a lot easier than shaving.
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                                  • foghead
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2007
                                    • 113

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JayMoyes

                                    A slightly used shick slimtwin (the green handled ones)

                                    Any blade with the word * Shick* is a chicks razor you knob.Grow some fucking balls dude.Oh wait...your..a ..tranny.

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                                    • NaughtyRob
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 29602

                                      #19
                                      Just use a razor, I have shaved mine for years and never got cut.
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                                      • The Duck
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                                        • May 2005
                                        • 18243

                                        #20
                                        Dont use a fresh one, use it once or twice before. And use cheap plastic 2 blade ones, they rock for cock hair removal.
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                                        • JaneB

                                          #21
                                          Have your girlfriend do it for you. I help Greg do his so they do not get cut.

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                                          • Phil
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 7659

                                            #22
                                            That would ruin the whole element of surprise..
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                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 16502

                                              #23
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                                              • Shameless
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 330

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CAMOKAT
                                                Ok, I did get handy with upper part of my haircut, but when I get down below where it kinda folds, i get nasty cuts... all over... Juicy, what do you do?
                                                Fuck it, the 70's are coming back. There is many ways to rock you un-shaven sack these days. The "Ball-T" rock it nice & tight up top for that extra length & long off the balls so the ladies know you wanna party. Kind of the Mullet philosophy. Or just straight up go for the "Bush Man" let it go brother.

                                                Seriously though, I was a razor man for a long time. I got an ingrown hair on the base of my shaft from using a razor though, that's what turned me into a trimmer man. Lemme tell you I did work on it. I mean straight up surgery to get that thing out. Seriously, I almost passed out. My chick at the time was like what the fuck is that on your cock! So I was "Bush Man" for a while after that. I still have the damn scar! Fuck it, just rock the fur!
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                                                • SoCalDude
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Sep 2008
                                                  • 12

                                                  #25
                                                  Use a Mach 3 - or something with the slick 3 or 4 blade technology. Use decent shaving cream and go at it accordingly. Cuts may happen if you don't do it often enough, so do it regularly and you should be pretty immune to cuts assuming you don't have shaky hands, lol.

                                                  *edit* and trimmers and shavers can be brutal if you hit the skin hard enough, lol.

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                                                  • Manowar
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                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 71528

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by bossku69
                                                    I use a regular razor. I forget the name, but those ones with the green grip handles always worked good. The secret is to shave your face, back, or someone else with them a few times so it dulls down the blades.
                                                    BIC? Wilkinson Sword?

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                                                    • PornMD
                                                      Mainstream Businessman
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 9291

                                                      #27
                                                      Use a serrated blade, hold it directly perpendicular to the skin, and drag it as hard as you can. Make sure it's old and rusty too...ones found in dumpsters are best. If you incidently scratch or cut yourself, throw some salt on it to make it feel better.
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                                                      • zoltie
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 855

                                                        #28
                                                        dip them in boiling water

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                                                        • kmanrox
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                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 29295

                                                          #29
                                                          umm use hair removal cream dude!
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                                                          • kmanrox
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                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 29295

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by zoltie
                                                            dip them in boiling water
                                                            i tried hydrochloric acid and it worked even better than hair removal cream!
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                                                            • klinton
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 8766

                                                              #31
                                                              hot water, a lot of shaving cream ->wait about 2 minutes ->then gilette

                                                              it's simple

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                                                              • SexualDragon
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                                                                • Aug 2006
                                                                • 3038

                                                                #32
                                                                laser hair removal.

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                                                                • IamShaider
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                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 545

                                                                  #33
                                                                  never thought of shaving my balls
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                                                                  • cherrylula
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                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 15969

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I feel like some sort of peeping tom in this thread.

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                                                                    • Dame
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                      • 354

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I do my husbands periodically and use a trimmer first and then use a blade. It seems to work out pretty good and no nicks or cuts.

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                                                                      • Scott McD
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 67792

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                        Waxing them is the only answer. Do them twice, just to be sure you didn't miss anything. Also, please don't forget the taint and between the ass cheeks
                                                                        Hmmm, who can i get to wax my asshole... I'm not sure my gf will be up to the job...


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                                                                        • cwd
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                          • 1955

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Wow, there is a plethora of information here...although if I ever meet any of you all I will be thinking of is your shaved balls....

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                                                                          • mrwilson
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                                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                                            • 5122

                                                                            #38
                                                                            duct tape

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