Wolfy and A3r1k.. post pics of them please.

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I don't know who wolfy is.

avatar? I got all that shit turned off. Hey.. Do I have an avatar?

yah.

i never knew you had tits.

You mean the "woof woof" thing?

They must have put up a default one. I don't have tits. I have a dick. It's pretty too. Lots of people compliment me on the shape and size. I even get straight guys that admire it. Some even ask if they could give it a pinch or a taste. I mean, they're not gay or anything, and neither am I, so from one dude to another, I usually let them give it a shake or 3.

But really.. I guess I should have just asked for Wolfy's pics. Everyone and their mother knows what you look like. Not a day goes by where I don't see a pic of you or Juicy. But it's this Wolfy guy. I was at a dinner once on Ventura with .... Shit I forget now... some sponsor.. MikeHawk I think put it on, and I could have sworn you were there and then people were like, "WOLF-E... "WOLF-E.. WOLF-E" like he one the Stanley cup or was at a McCain rally or some shit. I looked around and saw who I thought was you, but I guess it was that Wolfy guy and like 10 other guys were all over him. Like shaking his hands and trying to hug him and maybe kiss him, I dunno. I just knew that I didn't know him and he didn't know me.

Kinda like if you were the president of the Brad Pitt Fan Club, and you saw Brad Pitt, you'd be like "Yo BRAD!!!" and he'd be like, "Oh thanks, for watching my movies" and just then, you'd realize he doesn't know you from Shinola. Kinda like that. Wolfy looked at me, then just kept scanning the room for the celeb-adult-webmasters that he recognized.

This was years ago though.. like several years ago.