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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    Which farm animal(s) have you had sex with?

    anonymous poll so no need to worry
    83
    Horse
    0%
    11
    Chicken
    0%
    12
    Goat
    0%
    10
    Pig/Hog
    0%
    10
    Goose
    0%
    10
    Sheep
    0%
    11
    Turkey
    0%
    10
    Cow
    0%
    9
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  • StuartD
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    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    Uhmm..... interesting question.
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    • msdriven79
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      • Apr 2008
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      #3
      sick shit

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      • u-Bob
        there's no $$$ in porn
        • Jul 2005
        • 33063

        #4
        for free or...?

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        • Rorschach
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          • Aug 2002
          • 5579

          #5
          I prefer your typical domestic pets, cats, dogs etc - I just feel you have a closer and more romantic connection with those types of animals vs the more unfeeling farm animals. You can't beat holding a hot bitch's tail out of the way while you pile drive that sweet, hairy canine puss from the back.

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          • Mutt
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Sep 2002
            • 34431

            #6
            Originally posted by msdriven79
            sick shit
            no - electrocuting them and eating them is sick - making love to them is just 'odd'.
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            • msdriven79
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              • Apr 2008
              • 580

              #7
              i cant believe how people can be so sick
              all u sickos go and a fuck a cow hope it will shit on your dick

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              • marketsmart
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                • Dec 2004
                • 20419

                #8
                this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...

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                • StuartD
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 29903

                  #9
                  Originally posted by msdriven79
                  i cant believe how people can be so sick
                  all u sickos go and a fuck a cow hope it will shit on your dick
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                  • msdriven79
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                    • Apr 2008
                    • 580

                    #10
                    Originally posted by StuartD
                    Nice avatar.
                    haha yeah it says "saupimmel" which means "pigdick" but it's only fun and in no way animal sex related

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                    • Mutt
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 34431

                      #11
                      doh - somebody icq'ed me - i left donkey out
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                      • donkevlar
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4325

                        #12
                        Not funny! Having sex with animals is despicable how could you even joke about such a thing?! I hope you get raped by an elephant with aids.










                        That said.







                        I fucked every animal on the farm once as a practical joke!
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                        • directfiesta
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 30285

                          #13
                          Why is Juicy not in the listed choices ????
                          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                          • Achmed's Wife Halimah
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by marketsmart
                            this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...







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                            • farkedup
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                              #15
                              where is the all of the above? Or are we talking about just this week? if so dammit I still need multi checkboxes...
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                              • rowan
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 17393

                                #16
                                My wife can be a bit of a cow at times...

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                                • Babaganoosh
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                                  #17
                                  It would be easier to name the ones I have NOT had sex with.
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                                  • Owner
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                                    • Nov 2006
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                                    #18
                                    What if you were raped by one? ...

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                                    • SexualDragon
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                                      #19
                                      all of the above
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                                      • martinsc
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                                        • Jun 2005
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by marketsmart
                                        this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...

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                                        • VeriSexy
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                                          this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...
                                          You made me spit out my water lol
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                                          • mrwilson
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                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 5122

                                            #22

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                                            • NaughtyVisions
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                                              • May 2008
                                              • 4204

                                              #23
                                              This reminds me of a GWAR song...

                                              Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
                                              I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              I'm holding on the horns
                                              I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              I'm involved with porn
                                              I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Sure is nice and warm in here

                                              I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
                                              I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
                                              I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Oh, I'm a fucking queer
                                              I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Didn't have to take her on a date
                                              Just had to stand here on a crate
                                              No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
                                              Just me and my animal,
                                              Getting my dick bent

                                              I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              One time I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal

                                              But now the animal is in pain!
                                              It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
                                              And now it's starting to rain....
                                              But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
                                              Cause you won't let me fuck you...
                                              Animal!

                                              I'm not willing to spend anymore time on this song...


                                              That's one of those sing-along-around-the-campfire songs

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                                              • rayadp05
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                                                • Nov 2005
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                                                #24
                                                When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!

                                                Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls!

                                                But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.

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                                                • marketsmart
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 20419

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                  When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!

                                                  Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls!

                                                  But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
                                                  and i thought i was fucked up...

                                                  you take the cake buster...

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                                                  • Rorschach
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 5579

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                    When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!
                                                    That's the beauty of the internet - that you can freely admit that you masturbated into a dead bird that your family later ate.

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                                                    • vdewd
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                                                      • Feb 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      just a couple of pigs, tanya and patty.
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                                                      • StuartD
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                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 29903

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                        When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!

                                                        Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls!

                                                        But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
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                                                        • JamesK
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                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                          When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!

                                                          Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls!

                                                          But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
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                                                          • Mutt
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                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 34431

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Rorschach
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 5579

                                                              #31
                                                              Animals have needs too

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                                                              • Scott McD
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!

                                                                Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls!

                                                                But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
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                                                                • JamesK
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                                                                  • Jun 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                                  Animals have needs too

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                                                                  • brassmonkey
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    thats damn nasty none for me id beat my meat till i go blind b4 i move on to animals
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                                                                    • O MARINA
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                      When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!

                                                                      Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls!

                                                                      But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.

                                                                      holy shit, you have issues




                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                      this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...


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                                                                      • gimo33
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                        this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...
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                                                                        • brassmonkey
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          i hope u joking
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                                                                          • kmanrox
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            i cant believe someone just posted some beasty here lololzzzzz
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                                                                            • VicD
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by mrwilson

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                                                                              • seeandsee
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!

                                                                                Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls!

                                                                                But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.
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                                                                                • Kudles
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  None thank god
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                                                                                  • nikki99
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                                                    Animals have needs too

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                                                                                      #43
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