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  • CyberHustler
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    • Feb 2006
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    #1

    Know any racist Jokes?

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    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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    • Mar 2003
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    #2
    Yes I do know alot of them.

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    • NickRac
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      • Nov 2004
      • 584

      #3
      What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?





























      "Where's my tractor?"

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Shank whitey

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        • marketsmart
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          • Dec 2004
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          #5
          two white guys walk into a kfc eating watermelons..... LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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          • Babaganoosh
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            • Nov 2001
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            #6
            What's brown, greasy and slides down chimneys?





















            Sanchez Claus
            I like pie.

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38975

              #7
              What do you call the black guy whos flying the plane?




























































              The PILOT you fucking Racist!

              There yah go... Racist Joke !
              ️ ️

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Why do darkies always have sex on their minds?
                Because they have pubes on their heads!

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                • Babaganoosh
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                  • Nov 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spunky
                  Why do darkies always have sex on their minds?
                  Because they have pubes on their heads!


                  You just made me shoot Olde English out of my nose.
                  I like pie.

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
                    They were on all fours when God spray painted them! or They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

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                    • Spunky
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                      • Jun 2002
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                      #11
                      What happened to the darkie who had an abortion?
                      Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
                        So puerto ricans can window shop!

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                        • SBJ
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          What happened to the darkie who had an abortion?
                          Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!

                          good one!

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            A mexican and a darkie are riding in car . . who's driving?
                            A cop!

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Why is there no mexican olympic team?
                              All the mexicans who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!

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                              • MaDalton
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                                • Feb 2004
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                                #16
                                Spunky is working hard on the 100K ;)
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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
                                  May I push your stool in?

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                                  • Dennis Rodman
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                                    • Jan 2005
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Babaganoosh


                                    You just made me shoot Olde English out of my nose.
                                    You actually drink that shit? I'd rather drink Penzoil 30 weight

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978

                                      #19
                                      Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
                                      They caught him drinking on the job

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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
                                        The hotdogs taste like shit!

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                                        • escorpio
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                                          • Oct 2002
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                                          #21
                                          What do Mop 'n Glo and a tazer have in common?




                                          They can both put a shine on the floor.
                                          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133978

                                            #22
                                            How do you blind a chinese person?
                                            Put a windshield in front of them.

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                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                              • Nov 2001
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Dennis Rodman
                                              You actually drink that shit? I'd rather drink Penzoil 30 weight
                                              We all drink that while we eat fried chicken, watermelon and collard greens.
                                              I like pie.

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                                              • Jim_Gunn
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                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                #24
                                                My favorite racist joke of all time was this one:

                                                Q- What is black and brown and looks good on a n*gger?"

                                                A- A doberman.

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                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                  • Sep 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  hmm takes alot to think up some of this stuff very clever
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                                                  • Marky333
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                                                    • Jun 2006
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                                                    #26
                                                    I don't think this are actually jokes.

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                                                    • Mr. Cool Ice
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                      My favorite racist joke of all time was this one:

                                                      Q- What is black and brown and looks good on a n*gger?"

                                                      A- A doberman.

                                                      NUR COOL UND GEIL

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                                                      • RedShoe
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                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 14831

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                        We all drink that while we eat fried chicken, watermelon and collard greens.
                                                        You mean Colored greens.



                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j7wr-wsmcI
                                                        Last edited by RedShoe; 10-04-2008, 03:47 PM.

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                                                        • Manowar
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                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                          What's brown, greasy and slides down chimneys?
                                                          Sanchez Claus

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                                                          • u-Bob
                                                            there's no $$$ in porn
                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 33063

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                                            What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
                                                            May I push your stool in?

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                                                            • Enemator
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                                                              • Mar 2007
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                                                              #31
                                                              Keeping an eye out on this thread
                                                              I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                                              • Stellar
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                                                                • Feb 2008
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                                                                #32
                                                                I made a black joke up that I fancy:

                                                                Why don't black people eat tootsie rolls?















                                                                Because they will chew their fingers off.

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                                                                • Enemator
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Speaking of racist jokes:

                                                                  I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                                                  • donkevlar
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Ha ha I can't believe I let that racist old cracker Spunky into my home ;)
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                                                                    • Ivan Fuckalot
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                                                                      • Jun 2007
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Rabinowich sits in front of the Rockefeller Bank and sells oranges.
                                                                      His friend comes and asks to borrow a couple of bucks.
                                                                      - You know, says Rabinowich, Rockefeller and I reached an agreement - he does not sell oranges, and I do not borrow money.
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                                                                      • RedShoe
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                                                                        • Feb 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Stellar
                                                                        I made a black joke up that I fancy:

                                                                        Why don't black people eat tootsie rolls?
                                                                        Because they will chew their fingers off.


                                                                        You made this up? Must have got around back in the day I heard this in Jr. High... in the 80's.

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                                                                        • Ivan Fuckalot
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                          You made this up? Must have got around back in the day I heard this in Jr. High... in the 80's.
                                                                          Ha ha ha ha
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                                                                          • SexualDragon
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                                                                            • Aug 2006
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                            How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
                                                                            The hotdogs taste like shit!
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                                                                            • CyberHustler
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                                                                              • Feb 2006
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              What's white and fourteen inches long?
                                                                              Absolutely nothing!

                                                                              Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
                                                                              It's hard to find them in the snow.

                                                                              What do you call a bunch of Crackas in a circle?
                                                                              A Dope Ring!

                                                                              What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
                                                                              Snow

                                                                              What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
                                                                              One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

                                                                              What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
                                                                              A white girl's ass!

                                                                              What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
                                                                              a pimp!

                                                                              What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
                                                                              A soft azz C.racka

                                                                              How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
                                                                              None, white girls can't screw

                                                                              How long does it take for a white women to take a sh*t??
                                                                              9 months
                                                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                              • - Jesus Christ -
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                What do you call a field full of black people?































                                                                                Antique farm equipment.


                                                                                Amen

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                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  damn i tried not to laugh but damn
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                                                                                  • Fucksakes
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                                                                                    • Dec 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    A black man dead found in the river of Mississippi, chained up, shot, stabbed, burnt etc etc (you can add to that if you want lol) the sheriff looks down at the fellow and says.. the the worst suicide I have ever seen.

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                                                                                    • Fucksakes
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much that when ever he sees anyone of color walking down the street he runs them over with his truck.

                                                                                      One day Bubba's wife invites the town preacher over for dinner and Bubba has to pick the preacher up and drive him to Bubba's house. Sure enough there is a black guy walking on the side of the road hitch hiking.

                                                                                      Bubba cannot control his urge to hit the guy so he thinks to himself "If I pretend to pass out I can swerve over and hit the guy and the preacher will be none the wiser". So Bubba pretends to pass out and swerves over, after he hears a thump he pretends to wake up. He says to the preacher "Please tell me I didn't hit that hitchhiker".

                                                                                      The preacher turns to Bubba and says "No son, but I got him with the door."

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                                                                                      • TwinCities
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        What do you call a taco with a food stamp in it?


                                                                                        A mexican fortune cookie.

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                                                                                        • Bojangles
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Hahahaha.

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                                                                                          • Bojangles
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

                                                                                            "Africa," says the parrot.

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                                                                                            • Bojangles
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

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                                                                                              • Bojangles
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hicking he picks up the little boy but tells him, "you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put's the little black boy and his bike in the back and get's back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can't find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, "We forgot to check the back." So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says "Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don't ever come back." So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says "what the hell did you see back there?" the other says, "That guy was carring a truck load of black babys and one had already hatched and stolen a bike".

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                                                                                                • psili
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  What's a webmaster to do to win a date when all the women of a current country fail?

                                                                                                  Come on.

                                                                                                  You post a thread.

                                                                                                  http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=859232
                                                                                                  Your post count means nothing.

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                                                                                                  • Bojangles
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's got a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".

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