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  • wehateporn
    Promoting Debate on GFY
    • Apr 2007
    • 27176
    #1

    I was offered Sex Today

    I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
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    • yuu.design
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      • Mar 2006
      • 25308
      #2
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        • rogueteens
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          • Jul 2006
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          #3
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            • j3rkules
              VIP
              • Jul 2013
              • 22101
              #4
              Good one.


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                • redwhiteandblue
                  Bollocks
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 2785
                  #5
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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38954
                      #6


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                        • Miguel T
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                          • May 2005
                          • 12470
                          #7
                          LOLOL Great one!!!

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                            • Chosen
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                              • Aug 2001
                              • 63151
                              #8
                              LMAO

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978
                                  #9
                                  I don't get it

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                                    • ErectMedia
                                      Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 7100
                                      #10

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                                        • BIGTYMER
                                          Junior Achiever
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 17066
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                          I don't get it
                                          He advertised for ajax anyway and he didn't even get laid..

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                                            • The Porn Nerd
                                              Living The Dream
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 19781
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                              I don't get it
                                              This type of humour is not for Canadians. :D

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                                                • MiamiBoyz
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                                                  • Oct 2012
                                                  • 6688
                                                  #13

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                                                    • onwebcam
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                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 27689
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                      He advertised for ajax anyway and he didn't even get laid..
                                                      err you don't get it either..
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                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 24812
                                                          #15
                                                          Damn good thing you turned it down - she was likely a crisis actor.

                                                          She'd be faking everything.

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                                                            • maximoi
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2008
                                                              • 393
                                                              #16
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                                                                • BIGTYMER
                                                                  Junior Achiever
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 17066
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by onwebcam
                                                                  err you don't get it either..
                                                                  What did I miss??

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                                                                    • The Porn Nerd
                                                                      Living The Dream
                                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                                      • 19781
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                      Damn good thing you turned it down - she was likely a crisis actor.

                                                                      She'd be faking everything.
                                                                      Another one who doesn't get it. LOL

                                                                      You should rename this thread a GFY Intelligence Test. :D
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                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 24812
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                          Another one who doesn't get it. LOL

                                                                          You should rename this thread a GFY Intelligence Test. :D
                                                                          I got it.

                                                                          Wasn't the point of my post.

                                                                          You'd fail if this were any sort of IQ test.

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                                                                            • Look Chang
                                                                              Voyeur
                                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                                              • 3689
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Easy to understand: He was offered sex by a 21 year old girl today but when she dropped her panties, he discovered her hard penis! As he is not gay he declined her offer but she was so sexy and convincing that he finaly let her fuck his own ass. Of course he will never publicly admit this shameful act and he carrefully cleaned his butt with Ajax scented lemon to erase the evidences...

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                                                                                • The Porn Nerd
                                                                                  Living The Dream
                                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                                  • 19781
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                  I got it.

                                                                                  Wasn't the point of my post.

                                                                                  You'd fail if this were any sort of IQ test.
                                                                                  No I got your false equivalency.
                                                                                  Trying to tie a joke to a political hack point of view, very clever.



                                                                                  Originally posted by Look Chang
                                                                                  Easy to understand: He was offered sex by a 21 year old girl today but when she dropped her panties, he discovered her hard penis! As he is not gay he declined her offer but she was so sexy and convincing that he finaly let her fuck his own ass. Of course he will never publicly admit this shameful act and he carrefully cleaned his butt with Ajax scented lemon to erase the evidences...

                                                                                  See? Someone who "gets it". :D
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                                                                                    • RummyBoy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2009
                                                                                      • 2157
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by onwebcam
                                                                                      err you don't get it either..

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                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Must be subliminal messages . so how did he get the commercial?

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                                                                                            • Relic
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 10294
                                                                                              #24

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                                                                                                • SekobA
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Oct 2008
                                                                                                  • 12154
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Lolll so why did you post it here

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                                                                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                      • 35475
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I can't believe people are arguing about their intelligence in a joke thread...wtf
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                                                                                                        • 360pornreviews
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Oct 2015
                                                                                                          • 88
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Does your ass still hurt?

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                                                                                                            • NatalieK
                                                                                                              Natalie K
                                                                                                              • Apr 2010
                                                                                                              • 19832
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by wehateporn
                                                                                                              I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
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                                                                                                                • Speigelau
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                                                                  • 3032
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                                                                                  What did I miss??
                                                                                                                  The fact that he did have sex with her and lied about it, and subsequently attempted to conceal the obligatory advertisement.

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