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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    Sperm Bank wants to pay me $2500 for 6 oz of my cum

    They need sperm from beautiful people like myself , so I was offered 2500 per load....

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    • Adam_M
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2006
      • 3800
      #2
      Did you tell them you only supply in 30oz loads?
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        • Sosa
          In Tushy Land
          • Oct 2002
          • 40149
          #3
          so you gotta make 12 trips to get that cup full?

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992
              #4
              Originally posted by Adam_WildCash
              Did you tell them you only supply in 30oz loads?
              I just give em a few drops , the rest i destroy

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  i just rubbed one out , it was a 12 ox load , that 5k right there on a Kleenex

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                    • Dirty Dane
                      Sick Fuck
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 9491
                      #6
                      Ebay?

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                        • BVF
                          Black Vagina Finder
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 13975
                          #7
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                            • Eriic
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2995
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links A.K.A Lawrence Connors
                              They need sperm from beautiful people like myself , so I was offered 2500 per load....

                              Did you mention to them to expect severe retardation

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                                • Jens Van Assterdam
                                  The Dupre Pimp
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 6677
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                  They need sperm from beautiful people like myself , so I was offered 2500 per load....

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                                    • Iron Fist
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 23400
                                      #10
                                      You sure that was the sperm bank? Because the bukakke club was right next door... I fixed the sign
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                                        • budz
                                          Disruptive Innovator
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 4230
                                          #11
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                                            • Bird
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 4365
                                              #12
                                              eat a bunch of oysters.
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                                                • Violetta
                                                  Affiliate
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 28735
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                  i just rubbed one out , it was a 12 ox load , that 5k right there on a Kleenex
                                                  yummy...
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                                                    • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 9570
                                                      #14
                                                      You should push hard on the sales pitch:

                                                      - 6 oz weekly that makes 24 oz / month / discounted 25 pct. so we are at 7 500 USD / month

                                                      - 12 month contract

                                                      - a total of 90k a year I guess that's about a fair price, times are tough and we need better looks on the streets

                                                      - expect the internet boards and many places in the US in about 20 - 25 years beeing flooded with Juicy D. Links 2009 models
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                                                        • brassmonkey
                                                          Pay It Forward
                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 77390
                                                          #15
                                                          too much info
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                                                            • HomerSimpson
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 13826
                                                              #16
                                                              man you're stinikin' rich!
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                                                                • undersoul
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                  • 1212
                                                                  #17
                                                                  that must be super hero sperm lol
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                                                                    • jimbowski
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 106
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Skeet Skeet in the cup
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