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  • lakerslive
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2012
    • 929

    #1

    Atheists don't need a funeral

    Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

    Not that it matters anyway
  • artwilliams
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 252

    #2
    Funerals are for the living.
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    • MaDalton
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      • Feb 2004
      • 39861

      #3
      I like the Tibetian sky burial

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      • Harambe
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jun 2016
        • 557

        #4
        brassmonkey needs no burial

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        • Smack dat
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2016
          • 4613

          #5
          [QUOTE=artwilliams;21089716]Funerals are for the living.

          True this.

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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94034

            #6
            My corpse will be fed to stray dogs ...

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24812

              #7
              I want them to feed my fingertips to the wolverines.

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              • Jigster715
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2015
                • 1459

                #8
                I like composting...you know, pay it forward.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Jesus forgives everybody

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                  • SilentKnight
                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 24812

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spunky
                    Jesus forgives everybody
                    Obviously he ain't related to my bank manager.

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                    • crockett
                      in a van by the river
                      • May 2003
                      • 76818

                      #11
                      If you do it right, there is no body to be buried.
                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                      • MiamiBoyz
                        fgfdftre6
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 6688

                        #12
                        Originally posted by lakerslive
                        Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

                        Not that it matters anyway
                        I say that when someone dies the body should be utilized as food.

                        Who really knows what that mystery meat is at Taco Bell...well now you do.

                        Just makes sense and with the right condiments can be fucking delicious as well - WIN WIN

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                        • Bladewire
                          StraightBro
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 56220

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                          I say that when someone dies the body should be utilized as food.


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                          • MK Ultra
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 879

                            #14
                            I want to be cremated and have my ashes added to the batter mix at IHOP

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                            • Look Chang
                              Voyeur
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 3686

                              #15
                              I like the idea of cremation and ashes spread in a river, graveyards are dreadful places

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                              • CurrentlySober
                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 38947

                                #16
                                I just wanna be flushed...


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                                • H-Tom
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 677

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by lakerslive
                                  should just be dumped in a dumpster
                                  like your mother did with you?

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                                  • SilentKnight
                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 24812

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by H-Tom
                                    like your mother did with you?

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                                    • Matyko
                                      PsyHead
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 8674

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by lakerslive
                                      Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

                                      Not that it matters anyway
                                      Why are you fuckin' around badmouthing atheists you mofo?

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                                      • Markul
                                        Likes Pie
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 12404

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by lakerslive
                                        Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

                                        Not that it matters anyway
                                        So what you are saying is that you're religious and therefore, a retard. Gotcha
                                        But.... I pulled out...

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                                        • Martin
                                          "Assassins"
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 17274

                                          #21
                                          when I die bury me hang my balls from a cherry tree.

                                          No seriously what they do with me after I go doesnt matter to me.

                                          Surprise me.

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                                          • Sunny Day
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2010
                                            • 1406

                                            #22
                                            Atheist Funerals

                                            I don't plan on a funeral. But I hedge my bets.
                                            Cremation, spread my ashes in the local lake. Hopefully my family gets closure.
                                            To me, now, knowing when I go, those ashes go in a local park & lake where a a few women and I spent a school night having sex, given me peace of mind now.

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                                            • Adnium_Ivana
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                                              • Jun 2016
                                              • 1094

                                              #23
                                              Y'all need church.

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                                              • Ferus
                                                Bye - Left to do stuff
                                                • Feb 2013
                                                • 4102

                                                #24
                                                Trolls being trolls....

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                                                • bronco67
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 29026

                                                  #25
                                                  The funeral is for the people who give a shit...not for the person who died. I don't care if I'm dropped from a helicopter into alligator infested waters, but some people in my life might have other plans for my corpse.

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                                                  • EonBlue
                                                    Apocalypse
                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 3043

                                                    #26
                                                    This: The Voyager Memorial Spaceflight Service - Launch ashes - Space burial - Space funeral - Cremation memorials

                                                    About the same cost as a traditional funeral.



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                                                    • JFK
                                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 67369

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Spunky
                                                      Jesus forgives everybody
                                                      Bless him

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                                                      • MiamiBoyz
                                                        fgfdftre6
                                                        • Oct 2012
                                                        • 6688

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bronco67
                                                        The funeral is for the people who give a shit...not for the person who died. I don't care if I'm dropped from a helicopter into alligator infested waters, but some people in my life might have other plans for my corpse.
                                                        Necrophilia immediately comes to mind...

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                                                        • Bladewire
                                                          StraightBro
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 56220

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                          Necrophilia immediately comes to mind...
                                                          Is it legal if they give you written/video taped permission to fuck them after they die?


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                                                          • bronco67
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                            • 29026

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                            Necrophilia immediately comes to mind...
                                                            If they're lucky.

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                                                            • jscott
                                                              jscizzle
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 25418

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by lakerslive
                                                              Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

                                                              Not that it matters anyway
                                                              Religious people are funny, their entertainment is of endless supply, especially those tv pastors
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                                                              • ilnjscb
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2009
                                                                • 8957

                                                                #32
                                                                Funerals are for the living

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                                                                • yuu.design
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                  • 25308

                                                                  #33
                                                                  funerals ar not about religion
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                                                                  • Sunny Day
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                                                                    • Dec 2010
                                                                    • 1406

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • lock
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 5065

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Could you burn in eternity for suggesting it.
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                                                                      • HowlingWulf
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                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 1662

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Why would you even start a thread like this?
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                                                                        • candyflip
                                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 43069

                                                                          #37
                                                                          My will states that i am to be cremated and part of my ashes flushed down the toilet.

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