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  • Porno Dan
    Court Jester
    • May 2003
    • 6342
    #1

    Cubs vs Dodgers today; Cum Omelet tonight!

    I am writing this from Tin Horn Flats in Burbank. Tin Horn is a Cubs bar that is packed with Cubs fans as I write this. Right now the fifth inning is about to start and my beloved Cubs are winning 2 to 0. I am very stressed as the Cubs really need to win to set the tone for the series.

    Tonight I have the pleasure of being on JM Production set. My buddy Jim Powers invited me down for a very special moment in cinemtography. Ami Emerson is going to attempt to set the World Record for fried cum eating, as she is going to dine on a 70 man cum omelet. I just off the phone with her and she said this, ?I am hungry for cum. I want all you guys cum down and help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452?

    God Bless Ami Emerson and God Bless the Chicago Cubs

    I know I am being premature about posting this picture, but here is to postitive thinking.

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    • pocketkangaroo
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 8452
      #2
      Don't fucking jinx us!

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        • xxxdesign-net
          My hips don't lie
          • Nov 2002
          • 10129
          #3
          4 - 2 Dodgers

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            • Porno Dan
              Court Jester
              • May 2003
              • 6342
              #4
              Fuck Me. It's Ok we are going to win
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                • Mohawk Steve
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                  • Apr 2005
                  • 3223
                  #5
                  Gooo Loney!
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                    • Sosa
                      In Tushy Land
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 40149
                      #6
                      things don't look good. Dempster flirted with trouble the entire night with all those walks. Sean marshall is not he answer that is for sure. I don't think the Cubs will score another run in this game the way they are swinging the bats.

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                        • Porno Dan
                          Court Jester
                          • May 2003
                          • 6342
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Sosa
                          things don't look good. Dempster flirted with trouble the entire night with all those walks. Sean marshall is not he answer that is for sure. I don't think the Cubs will score another run in this game the way they are swinging the bats.
                          Keep the faith. We will rally!
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                            • Sosa
                              In Tushy Land
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 40149
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Porno Dan
                              Keep the faith. We will rally!
                              man there will be no rally the way we are hitting. lead off double and you don't score a run? although strike 2 on soto was a fucking BS call. i'm getting fucking pissed off.

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                                • dodger21
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 2680
                                  #9
                                  Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyy
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                                    • stevo
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 2051
                                      #10
                                      It's not looking good. But if you watch the Cubs all year, you know its not over until the last out

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                                        • Porno Dan
                                          Court Jester
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 6342
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by stevo
                                          It's not looking good. But if you watch the Cubs all year, you know its not over until the last out
                                          Keep the faith. We have a lot of big bats.
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                                            • evolved
                                              Registered User
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 61
                                              #12
                                              yeah baby!!!
                                              1-0 dodgers!!
                                              I will see you all at games 3 and 4 here at dodgers stadium... field seats baby!!

                                              Go Dodgers :-)
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                                                • Supz
                                                  Arthur Flegenheimer
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 11057
                                                  #13
                                                  This thread had great timing.

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                                                    • mineistaken
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                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                      • 29656
                                                      #14
                                                      You say DC is always home, how come you support cubs and not nationals As an european I can not imagine rooting not for your home team but for other city ..

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                                                        • Eservices2k3
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 361
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by evolved
                                                          yeah baby!!!
                                                          1-0 dodgers!!
                                                          I will see you all at games 3 and 4 here at dodgers stadium... field seats baby!!

                                                          Go Dodgers :-)
                                                          Sorry, there will be no game 4. I hope you're entitled to a refund!
                                                          "Every man think that his burden is the heaviest"
                                                          "Whosoever diggeth the pit, shall fall in it"
                                                          -Bob Marley

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                                                            • Porno Dan
                                                              Court Jester
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 6342
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                              You say DC is always home, how come you support cubs and not nationals As an european I can not imagine rooting not for your home team but for other city ..
                                                              Growing up in Washington DC we did not have a baseball team; the Nationals were not around until 2005.

                                                              I have been a Cubs fan since I was 6 years old, when my t-ball team was called the Cubs.

                                                              I have always been loyal to the Cubs and always will be.
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                                                                • Sosa
                                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 40149
                                                                  #17
                                                                  dan: we better get a good game out of Z today and swing the bats or this series is over.

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