One stick of dynamite, one tank lorry, call the press then blow yourself up =)
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Okay, I'm leaving to drink myself to death and I hope i bump into Elisabeth Shue (with and u, not a o like in shoe)Comment
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Key is ALMOST unique...and it'll take a lot to out-do this guy...
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Go on a skydiving excursion, wait for the door to open, and jump out without a parachute... that's guaranteed to be one hell of a ride and painless at the end. Make sure you don't hit somebody's house!IntegralPay LLC | www.integralpay.com
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i wonder how this ended upComment
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Post that you're voting for Bush a third term; this group will be sure to pummel you to death.Comment
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Run through baghdad yelling "you fanatics can't cut off my head - my neck is made of steel!"Comment
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speaking of suicide and bringing attention. Anyone remember when stile from stileproject and camwhores faked suicide on his webcam?The Print Foundry Co. - Design & Print Shop - ICQ: 371115529Comment
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can you push me all of your domains first? thx in advanceCrypto HODLr
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I can't believe this is my best GFY thread yet. What should I start next? Quick - Suggestions. What about the Milf Moose Hunter?Comment
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I like the idea of a long rope and a fast convertible... Can rent one from Enterprise. Tie the rope around either a very thick tree or a concrete barrier of some kind.
Get going 80 and watch your head just pop right off.
Can point the car towards a gas station and possibly have a large explosion.
Make sure to film it!Comment
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I feel bad for the guy who thought he was helping me. What if he never helps anyone again?Comment
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your tgp looks like its from '96Comment
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yes and no
but there's still hope for you - there's still a crappier looking one online www.sleazydream.comComment
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i doubt yo are serious..but man...there may be some poor souls on here reading your shit..that might think its ok
best not to joke with this kind of thing...lots of messed up people out there
anyway....feel better...go help an old lady cross the road...buy a bum some lunch\you will feel betterTelegram PhoenixBrad
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I charge 10 cents per impression for that pic :-)
anyways. smutnut, if you are going to off yourself, make sure you get a full checkup and blood type before hand and tape it to your body
then just submerge yourself in ice, you'll fade away peacefully like the Eskimos did
and the upside leave a note donating all your organs, you might be able to help somebody in need that wants to liveLast edited by BV; 09-30-2008, 04:31 PM.Comment
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rippercam!
and..
you could build yourself a cannon and shoot yourself outta it, thatd be pretty nifty
walk through harlem screaming kkk
free fall off the empire statewant to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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Dude, don't pull the eminem on me. I don't give one flying fuck about a bunch of losers who can't read between the lines. Remember we aren't talking about underage kids here because if they are reading this, you fuckers are in trouble, not me.
I'm more concerned with that guy who might have thought I was serious, but he's a dick wad too for disappearing like that...
I'm sure he'll be okay. He's got a lot of posts here.Comment
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When my kidneys start to fail,
I always thought that it would be nice to go out flying off the side of a cliff at 130mph in my huge black Cadillac loaded up with explosives and putting a slug through my head all simultaneously.Comment
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bro u are setting urself up for some bad karma joking around like thatLooking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me
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I'd say get pushed off a cliff in a flaming shopping cart.
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Suicide is for pussies, be a man and face the shit.
At the end of the day, you will be happy with your decision.Comment
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You know what? I'm going to kill myself now just to spite you motherfuckers!Comment
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I thought I was falling off a cliff, and then I woke up! Phew!i like wafflesComment
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come on stop being a cocktease and off yourself alreadyComment
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seriously u are fucked up.
although you are kidding around, the mere fact you posted something like this says that your life isnt all you want it to be.
it may be just words on a screen, but how can we know if you are typing with a gun next to your keyboard in your parents basement.
people are mentally sick in the head and nothing is suprising nowadays...
it might just be a cry for help, and if it is, get help man.Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg meComment
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If I ever got tired of it all and wanted to off myself in a way no one else has, I'd hop into the Large Hadron Collider while it was still running.
But luckily life hasn't gotten quite that bad yet!
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I can't believe this has not been said yet..
Get some glue, rope, and piano wire. Get to a ledge fairly high, or anyplace you can jump off and let yourself hang a few feet off the ground.
Tie rope to your feet, enough so that with your arms stretched out you will be like five feet off the ground as you hang upside down. Tie piano wire to the same spot and around your neck, but make the line short enough so it will catch half way before the rope does. Using industrial glue, glue your hands to your head. Let dry, jump.
The piano wire should cut right through your neck, chopping it off on your way down. The end result will be you hanging upside down, decapitated, holding your own head.
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Dude are you for fucking real? My parent's basement? How old are you? How did you even come up with that concept? These guys actually let you hang around? You have to be at least almost eighteen, right? what the fuck, my parent's basement? I just can't let that die? The whole concept is hilarious!Comment
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