The funniest message I ever received on eBay.

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  • skrog
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 7230
    #1

    The funniest message I ever received on eBay.

    I am selling an item on eBay.

    I got this message from a buyer.

    "If i pay u in increments of like 20 dollars a week this is because i live in ct and ill send u like 20 to 25 dollars a week is that ok"

    The person wants to pay me in increments for the item and he somehow thinks I will go along with it becasue, he lives in Connecticut and I live in Massachusetts. Just cause, he lives a couple 100 miles from me means I should trust him on paying me weekly. What a fucked up logic that dude has.

    What a fucking idiot!
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    • Ice
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 26053
      #2
      Tell him you will do it but if he misses one payment the contract is null and void and he can only have the item once it's paid in full
      icq 1904905

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        • HorseShit
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 17513
          #3
          tell him you'll fuck is his girlfriend/wife if he doesn't pay

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            • skrog
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 7230
              #4
              Originally posted by Ice
              Tell him you will do it but if he misses one payment the contract is null and void and he can only have the item once it's paid in full
              It's probably, some 16 year old kid working at Wendy's. I am just going to ignore it.
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                • skrog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 7230
                  #5
                  Originally posted by jdavis
                  tell him you'll fuck is his girlfriend/wife if he doesn't pay
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                    • Kudles
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 5477
                      #6
                      What an idiot!
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                        • xmas13
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 5176
                          #7
                          Priceless.
                          ICQ 557504926

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                            • aubreythree
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 435
                              #8
                              what a furk

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                                • bloggingseo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2007
                                  • 1793
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by skrog

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                                  Hit me up ICQ 375089597

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                                    • xenigo
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 8067
                                      #10
                                      Tell him you'll agree to that, but if he misses a payment you're going to break his legs.

                                      2nd missed payment and you're going to curb him.

                                      You just gotta make things clear.

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                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94102
                                          #11
                                          You gotta give him for trying LOL ...

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