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  • man blast in your face
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    • Jan 2008
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    #1

    I know a girl who ordered a pizza and answered the door naked

    She ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy showed up, she answered the door naked. She took the pizza from him and told him that she was "paying" for the pizza by letting him see her naked.
  • - Jesus Christ -
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    • Mar 2003
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    #2
    I know a webmaster forum full of pointless bullshit.

    True story.

    Amen

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    • msdriven79
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      • Apr 2008
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      #3
      tzzzz naked women isn't a currency, blowjobs are

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      • man blast in your face
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        #4
        Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
        I know a webmaster forum full of pointless bullshit.

        True story.
        No shit?

        Please . . . share with everyone!

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        • man blast in your face
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          #5
          Originally posted by msdriven79
          tzzzz naked women isn't a currency, blowjobs are
          When she told me her story, she only admitted to being naked. I wouldn't put "sex acts" past her.

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          • adonthenet
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            #6
            LOL msdriven79 nice one! :D

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            • kmanrox
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              #7
              dude would have had to pay for the pizza out of his own pocket and unless he was a total idiot he'd have gotten some sex out of the deal in return.. blah
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              • Violetta
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                Id claim the money!
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                • Zuzana Designs
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                  I have done that before

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                  • PornNewz
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                    I have done that before
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                    • man blast in your face
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                      I know a webmaster forum full of pointless bullshit.

                      True story.
                      So true!

                      I've seen it.

                      Prime example - Some major scumbag A-Hole posted this pointless shit thread on this board-

                      "Anyone else ever get their pisshole stuck and shoot 2 streams?"
                      Here it is: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=854337

                      Fucking scumbag pointless a-hole fuck.

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                      • Dood
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                        • Dec 2003
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                        #12
                        I used to deliver pizzas and once had a married couple ask me to come back later and have sex. I declined. When I got back to the store I told a coworker about it and he went over to their house.

                        Also had some college girls try to get out of paying by showing me their boobs. They weren't anything special so they paid full price.
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                        • bashbug
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                          #13
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                          • man blast in your face
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dood
                            I used to deliver pizzas and once had a married couple ask me to come back later and have sex. I declined. When I got back to the store I told a coworker about it and he went over to their house.

                            Also had some college girls try to get out of paying by showing me their boobs. They weren't anything special so they paid full price.
                            I can see passing on the married couple. It would be another story if they were offering up only the wife to you (and she was hot). But, who wants some creepy dude (trying his best to pretend that he is straight) sucking you off while promising his wife will be over in a minute?

                            Good thing you passed!

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                            • JamesK
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                              #15
                              That's so lame. Unless they offer a blowjob I'd refuse it
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                              • - Jesus Christ -
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                                • Mar 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by man blast in your face
                                So true!

                                I've seen it.

                                Prime example - Some major scumbag A-Hole posted this pointless shit thread on this board-

                                "Anyone else ever get their pisshole stuck and shoot 2 streams?"
                                Here it is: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=854337

                                Fucking scumbag pointless a-hole fuck.
                                My bullshit is important and entertaining, almost everyone else's bullshit is stupid and annoying.

                                You should be grateful I graced your thread with my presence.

                                Amen

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                                • Zorgman
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                                  #17
                                  Was she 99 years old? I would have run away too.
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                                  • fatfoo
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                                    #18
                                    haha, how about a fuck as a tip for the pizza
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                                    • Klen
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 32234

                                      #19
                                      Big deal being naked.Only blowjob can be considered as currency.Or ass job.

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                                      • marketsmart
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                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 20419

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by man blast in your face
                                        She ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy showed up, she answered the door naked. She took the pizza from him and told him that she was "paying" for the pizza by letting him see her naked.
                                        you lie almost as bad as the guy in your avatar.......

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                                        • man blast in your face
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                          My bullshit is important and entertaining, almost everyone else's bullshit is stupid and annoying.

                                          You should be grateful I graced your thread with my presence.

                                          Obviously, that is everyone's position on this board.

                                          However, I actually am very grateful for you gracing my thread with your presence. Everyone is grateful, I'm sure. This thread would have been nothing without you. Thank you my friend.

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                                          • man blast in your face
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by marketsmart
                                            you lie almost as bad as the guy in your avatar.......
                                            I know for a fact she wasn't lying.

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                                            • cherrylula
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                                              #23
                                              cue Lightspeed video...

                                              but did she tip?

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                                              • marketsmart
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by man blast in your face
                                                I know for a fact she wasn't lying.
                                                oh... because you were the pizza guy....

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                                                • Miguel T
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                  I have done that before
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                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                    • May 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Let's see if I have this right....

                                                    -- hot girl answers door naked, get's free pizza.

                                                    -- I try it and answer door naked, I go to jail hungry.


                                                    In future, and to no one in particular, let us never speak of unfair double standards ever again.

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                                                    • marketsmart
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      Let's see if I have this right....

                                                      -- hot girl answers door naked, get's free pizza.

                                                      -- I try it and answer door naked, I go to jail hungry.


                                                      In future, and to no one in particular, let us never speak of unfair double standards ever again.

                                                      Cheers. Happy football day.
                                                      you only get arrested if you forget to tuck your penis and balls in....

                                                      no visible genetalia, no crime...

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                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                        #28
                                                        Where's the fun in no visible genitalia?
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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                            #30
                                                            Lensman would be proud of how the pizza fantasy has permeated our culture.
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                                                            • man blast in your face
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                                                              #31

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                                                              • Jman
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                                                                #32
                                                                On a hang over Sunday morning I had the luxury to see Jehova Witness gown down the street and heading to my place from living room window.

                                                                I got butt naked and answered the door scratching my head... T'was priceless and 1 of my roomates literally pissed himself.

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                                                                • Marky333
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Interesting story. If this is true, the delivery man is a dumbass or gay.

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                                                                  • bobby666
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    that's not fair to the pizzaman

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                                                                    • Spunky
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Makes me want to start delivering pizzas

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                                                                      • brassmonkey
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                                        I have done that before
                                                                        what kind of pizza u get let me guess extra sausauge
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                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                            • brassmonkey
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                                                                              • Vick!
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Damn. I must start pizza delivery in my leisure time.


                                                                                Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                                                I have done that before
                                                                                Originally posted by Dood
                                                                                I used to deliver pizzas and once had a married couple ask me to come back later and have sex. I declined. When I got back to the store I told a coworker about it and he went over to their house.

                                                                                Also had some college girls try to get out of paying by showing me their boobs. They weren't anything special so they paid full price.
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                                                                                • denmark_guy
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  depends on da gal and da pizza type lol
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                                                                                  • HomerSimpson
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by man blast in your face
                                                                                    She ordered a pizza and when the delivery guy showed up, she answered the door naked. She took the pizza from him and told him that she was "paying" for the pizza by letting him see her naked.
                                                                                    how do you know that?
                                                                                    do you work as pizza boy?
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                                                                                    • SteveHardeman
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Not that I like bumping worthless threads but I gotta lil sumpin to add so what the heck.

                                                                                      I was in a hotel recently riding the elevator down with a guy who had just delivered a pizza and I asked him if he had ever been greeted at the door by a naked woman. He just nodded his head, smiled and said that it happens all the time. Not even a big deal anymore.

                                                                                      So, apparently, it's becoming more and more common.

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                                                                                      • man blast in your face
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by HomerSimpson
                                                                                        how do you know that?
                                                                                        do you work as pizza boy?

                                                                                        Why do you ask (that)?

                                                                                        are you a fucking moron?


                                                                                        Re-read the fucking post you disgusting ignorant man hole.

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                                                                                        • man blast in your face
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by SteveHardeman
                                                                                          Not that I like bumping worthless threads but I gotta lil sumpin to add so what the heck.
                                                                                          Believe me . . . nobody gives a fuck about your "lil sumpin" you fucking cement block.

                                                                                          If you had something worth saying, you would just fucking post without the drawn out lead in you turd.


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