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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779
    #1

    There are 2 types of guys in this world...

    Guys who can keep a boner while a cock is in their ass, and guys who can't.

    That's what my old man used to say.

    Which one are you?
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    • StuBradley
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 2625
      #2
      Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
      That's what my old man used to say.
      That explains a lot!

      51-566-514

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        • Lycanthrope
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 4517
          #3
          I know this old bike builder guy. (Not Baddog). He did a 30 year stint in prison for some assault charges from the early 70's. When he talks he is just real deadpan, ya know? No expression at all.

          The other day he was telling me about it.

          "When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do."
          "So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."

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            • crockett
              in a van by the river
              • May 2003
              • 76818
              #4
              I'm the type that has no plans on finding out the answer..
              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                • Intrinsic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 1589
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Lycanthrope
                  I know this old bike builder guy. (Not Baddog). He did a 30 year stint in prison for some assault charges from the early 70's. When he talks he is just real deadpan, ya know? No expression at all.

                  The other day he was telling me about it.

                  "When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do."
                  "So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."
                  "Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! Yous the ones that're gay for sucking my dick! "

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                    • gornyhuy
                      Chafed.
                      • May 2002
                      • 18041
                      #6
                      I thought you were going to say "people who think there are two kinds of people, and people who don't."

                      icq:159548293

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                        • DWB
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 31779
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Lycanthrope
                          "When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do." "So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."

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                            • marketsmart
                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 20419
                              #8
                              1) was your dad a sailor?

                              2) did he share your appetite for tranny's?

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                                • DefaultMan
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 1869
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Intrinsic
                                  "Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! Yous the ones that're gay for sucking my dick! "
                                  Great quote from a great movie
                                  mypornolife [at] gmail [dot] com

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                                    • Rochard
                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 75800
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Lycanthrope
                                      I know this old bike builder guy. (Not Baddog). He did a 30 year stint in prison for some assault charges from the early 70's. When he talks he is just real deadpan, ya know? No expression at all.

                                      The other day he was telling me about it.

                                      "When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do."
                                      "So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."
                                      Holy shit..... That is too much!
                                      Herschel Savage
                                      Brooklyn, NY

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