I just did something so depraved I'm ashamed to tell you about it.

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    I just did something so depraved I'm ashamed to tell you about it.

    So I won't. But trust me, you would all either put me on your ignore list or start beating off right now. One or the other.

  • SmokeyTheBear
    ►SouthOfHeaven
    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #2
    why not do 20 questions..

    i'll start

    Did it involve a female human ?
    hatisblack at yahoo.com

    Comment

    • Socks
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 8475

      #3
      So how young was he?

      Comment

      • Supz
        Arthur Flegenheimer
        • Jul 2006
        • 11057

        #4
        This is surprising. I guess its worse then a ladyboy shitting on the couch.

        Comment

        • MaDalton
          I am Amazing Content!
          • Feb 2004
          • 39861

          #5
          question 2: was he/she/it younger than 18 years?
          AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003
          Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites
          Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you!
          Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

          Comment

          • Marcus Aurelius
            No Refunds Issued.
            • Apr 2003
            • 14809

            #6
            You punished a ladyboy for shitting on your couch by making him tongue bath your dirty taint?

            Comment

            • DWB
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 31779

              #7
              Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
              why not do 20 questions..

              i'll start

              Did it involve a female human ?
              I think 4 or 5 of them were. But it's hard to tell these days on this side of the world. They all just blend in when you turn down the lights.

              Comment

              • sweetredhead
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2008
                • 443

                #8
                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                I think 4 or 5 of them were. But it's hard to tell these days on this side of the world. They all just blend in when you turn down the lights.
                bad boy
                Brooke
                [email protected]

                Comment

                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MDCQ
                  You punished a ladyboy for shitting on your couch by making him tongue bath your dirty taint?
                  Not exactly but... I can confirm my dirty taint was tongued by several.

                  Comment

                  • Bojangles
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 5419

                    #10
                    Is it cool if I beat off without you telling me what you did?

                    Comment

                    • Fletch XXX
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 60840

                      #11
                      you shitting ladyboys have nothing on this guy now DWB

                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=857179

                      Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site?

                      Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

                      Comment

                      • RuthB
                        Let's Get Paxumized!
                        • May 2005
                        • 7248

                        #12
                        damn DWB.. if it's something even YOU are ashamed of...
                        Send & Receive Mass Global Payments - Mass P2P/Wire/EFT/SEPA - Adult Industry Friendly - Award Winning Payment Service - Fast, Reliable & Secure!
                        Paxum ...... Paxum Bank
                        Email: [email protected] ~ Telegram: PaxumRuth

                        Comment

                        • DWB
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 31779

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MaDalton
                          question 2: was he/she/it younger than 18 years?
                          Nooooo. As much as I can appreciate looking at a fresh 17 year old Asian school girl, it ends with looking. Getting caught in Thailand with someone under the age of 18 as an American means you get deported and locked up for 30 years in the USA. It's some trade thing they have going with Thailand to curb pedos and allow Thailand to look like they are at least trying to make an effort.

                          It's always English or Germans who get caught with minors. Usually little boys under the age of 15. My old man used to say, there is nothing worse than a fag who likes little boys. It would scare me into not going to the public restroom alone.

                          Comment

                          • DWB
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 31779

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bojangles
                            Is it cool if I beat off without you telling me what you did?
                            Just think of the most vile thing you could do with a group of Thai hookers and start jacking it.

                            Comment

                            • Libertine
                              sex dwarf
                              • May 2002
                              • 17860

                              #15
                              Tell us.

                              If you manage to shock me, I'll give you $100.
                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

                              Comment

                              • MaDalton
                                I am Amazing Content!
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 39861

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                Nooooo. As much as I can appreciate looking at a fresh 17 year old Asian school girl, it ends with looking. Getting caught in Thailand with someone under the age of 18 as an American means you get deported and locked up for 30 years in the USA. It's some trade thing they have going with Thailand to curb pedos and allow Thailand to look like they are at least trying to make an effort.

                                It's always English or Germans who get caught with minors. Usually little boys under the age of 15. My old man used to say, there is nothing worse than a fag who likes little boys. It would scare me into not going to the public restroom alone.
                                i know, being german is not always a pleasant thing
                                AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003
                                Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites
                                Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you!
                                Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

                                Comment

                                • DWB
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 31779

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WEGRuth
                                  damn DWB.. if it's something even YOU are ashamed of...
                                  Though my name is "Dirty" I've never really felt "Dirty" until tonight.

                                  I've taken 2 hot showers and I can't seem to get the smell off my fingers. It reaks of... I don't know what it is, but it's like a mix of belly button fungus funk, dirty toe nail funk, dirty pussy that has white cream coming out of it and raw ass juice. That is the best way I can describe the stench.

                                  Comment

                                  • Vick!
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 6882

                                    #18
                                    How big was her cock?
                                    Affordable Quality Web Hosting

                                    Comment

                                    • DWB
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 31779

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                      i know, being german is not always a pleasant thing
                                      There are some German dudes here who have these sex parties... one of them has this Thai wife who LOVES being shit on and eating shit, group sex, you name it. They all fuck her bareback, piss on her, shit all over her and then lock her in a cage for 2 or 3 days covered in poo. She used to have a site but it got taken down. Nasty stuff.

                                      Comment

                                      • DWB
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 31779

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Vick!
                                        How big was her cock?
                                        Big cocks or small girls with little arms... not sure what I was touching. It was dark,

                                        Comment

                                        • SmokeyTheBear
                                          ►SouthOfHeaven
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 28609

                                          #21
                                          question #3 did it involve feces, urine or blood ?
                                          hatisblack at yahoo.com

                                          Comment

                                          • cherrylula
                                            lol
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 15969

                                            #22
                                            I find it hard to believe you could gross out this crowd. Seriously.

                                            Nine trannies, no cup?

                                            Comment

                                            • MaDalton
                                              I am Amazing Content!
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 39861

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                              There are some German dudes here who have these sex parties... one of them has this Thai wife who LOVES being shit on and eating shit, group sex, you name it. They all fuck her bareback, piss on her, shit all over her and then lock her in a cage for 2 or 3 days covered in poo. She used to have a site but it got taken down. Nasty stuff.
                                              lol - as long as she consents...
                                              AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003
                                              Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites
                                              Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you!
                                              Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

                                              Comment

                                              • marcjacob
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 1063

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Socks
                                                So how young was he?
                                                Free Site Express GFY Launch Offer
                                                Gay Demo Video - Straight Demo Video
                                                Icq: 191127710 Email: [email protected]

                                                Comment

                                                • AdultTrafficMedia
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                  • 155

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                  It reaks of... I don't know what it is, but it's like a mix of belly button fungus funk, dirty toe nail funk, dirty pussy that has white cream coming out of it and raw ass juice.
                                                  Nice use of words. lol

                                                  Comment

                                                  • u-Bob
                                                    there's no $$$ in porn
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 33063

                                                    #26
                                                    was he/she/it still alive?

                                                    was some kind of non-human being involved?

                                                    did it involve human excrement?

                                                    did anyone need medical attention when you were done?

                                                    would it convert like crazy if you videotaped it and put it online?

                                                    is it something juicy would do?

                                                    did you plan it or did it "just happen"?

                                                    would you do it again if you had the chance?

                                                    would it get you out of jury duty if you told it to the judge?

                                                    can you say lemonparty?

                                                    Comment

                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
                                                      A freakin' legend!
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 18975

                                                      #27
                                                      At least you avoided arrest.
                                                      Boner Money

                                                      Comment

                                                      • mikeyddddd
                                                        Viva la vulva!
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 16557

                                                        #28
                                                        I think I'll wait until after dinner to read this thread. Don't want to spoil my appetite.

                                                        On the other hand, I may lose it afterwards.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • The Duck
                                                          Adult Content Provider
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 18243

                                                          #29
                                                          So you got doubled by some thai trannys.
                                                          Skype Horusmaia
                                                          ICQ 41555245
                                                          Email [email protected]

                                                          Comment

                                                          • DWB
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 31779

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                            was he/she/it still alive?

                                                            was some kind of non-human being involved?

                                                            did it involve human excrement?

                                                            did anyone need medical attention when you were done?

                                                            would it convert like crazy if you videotaped it and put it online?

                                                            is it something juicy would do?

                                                            did you plan it or did it "just happen"?

                                                            would you do it again if you had the chance?

                                                            would it get you out of jury duty if you told it to the judge?
                                                            Probably.

                                                            Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                            can you say lemonparty?
                                                            Not sure what that means but I did help someone shove a Mango up another persons ass.

                                                            Comment

                                                            • DWB
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 31779

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by kandah
                                                              So you got doubled by some thai trannys.
                                                              That happens a few times a week. Nothing depraved about that.

                                                              Comment

                                                              • Imortyl Pussycat
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2006
                                                                • 5449

                                                                #32
                                                                i couldn't stop myself from entering. not sure why i like to scare myself. i'm "that" person that heads towards the noises in the dark instead of running away. so bring on the story that i will surely have nightmares about for many months to come, i'm ready.
                                                                Julie Larson
                                                                julie {at} juicyads.com
                                                                skype: imortylpussycat

                                                                Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet
                                                                available ad spots | sign up now

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Eriic
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                  • 2995

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I HAPPEN TO TO KNOW THAT YOU GOT A SUCK OFF, from you're mother's Hoover, so what do you want now?

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • RedShoe
                                                                    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                    • 14831

                                                                    #34
                                                                    was it as bad as that shit I had to edit that one time? With the pole, and the bleeding, and the puking and the crying?

                                                                    SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
                                                                    Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
                                                                    PM for details


                                                                    For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

                                                                    aka BonsHigh on Insta
                                                                    Bonsai weed plants


                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • _Richard_
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                      • 30989

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                                      I think I'll wait until after dinner to read this thread. Don't want to spoil my appetite.

                                                                      On the other hand, I may lose it afterwards.
                                                                      god dammit DWB.. look at what you did to mikey..

                                                                      he can talk. hope you're happy

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • sltr
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 3191

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                        Probably.



                                                                        Not sure what that means but I did help someone shove a Mango up another persons ass.
                                                                        where is the mango now?

                                                                        just curious, and it might help with sorting this all out.

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • Manowar
                                                                          jellyfish  
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 71528

                                                                          #37
                                                                          when i read the mango part, i felt a bit ill

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • BruceM
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                            • 4084

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Was Kman involved?
                                                                            SellHealth - Sell Herbal Sex Enhancers, HGH Releasers and more!
                                                                            Skype: brucemorrey

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • jonesonyou
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 3853

                                                                              #39
                                                                              that story about that german dudes wife wasn't that bad

                                                                              Completely Real Amateur girls doing awesome things! Signup to promote Nebraskacoeds Today!

                                                                              Hit me up on ICQ/AIM 473324556/jasonnecoeds for exclusive content to promote with! And any ?'s

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • Shey
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                • 1654

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Was Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King part of this?

                                                                                Regards,
                                                                                Shey <at> datePROFITS.com| ICQ: 279858568 | Skype: sheysworld | Y!M: sheyla702

                                                                                datePROFITS: Every Niche of ExGF Dating Sites!

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • bausch
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 3017

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I am guessing you guys probably gave a thai ladboy an enema and then he squirted his shit all over you and you all pushed it back in his asshole and then pissed all over him and mixed the poop and shit together?

                                                                                  Thats why you probably couldnt get the smell out after showering.

                                                                                  Either that or you fingered his asshole and rubbed the ass funk all over your face and body from head to toe. ?

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • tranza
                                                                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 57559

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I think I don't even want to imagine what it was!
                                                                                    I'm just a newbie.

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                      • 24812

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                      Though my name is "Dirty" I've never really felt "Dirty" until tonight.

                                                                                      I've taken 2 hot showers and I can't seem to get the smell off my fingers. It reaks of... I don't know what it is, but it's like a mix of belly button fungus funk, dirty toe nail funk, dirty pussy that has white cream coming out of it and raw ass juice. That is the best way I can describe the stench.
                                                                                      STOP FUCKING THE ROADKILL!

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • fallenmuffin
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                                        • 8170

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Four Thai hookers, as one, spread fecal matter all across the room. While the fifth and final hooker rode around the room on a goat. You cummed on everything/everyone involved. Then you all rolled around giggling at the lack of sexual laws your country has...

                                                                                        If it wasn't this, then don't worry about.

                                                                                        Also, a coke line off the goat's ass.

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • bloggingseo
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                          • 1793

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          This thread is scaring me

                                                                                          Writing mainstream and adult since 2003
                                                                                          Hit me up ICQ 375089597

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          Working...