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  • Porno Dan
    Court Jester
    • May 2003
    • 6342

    #1

    The Little Penis That Could.com

    I bought a couple very fitting url?s today. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com and LittlePenisthatCould.com, anyone who has seen me in action knows these fit me perfectly.

    I was talking to my friend Cole Montana today, and he told me how he was shooting a ?fraternity house? scene. He said they went through 8 guys, all of whom were unable to perform on film in front of a crowd of people. He asked me how I am able to get it up and cum in bars, clubs, restaurants, conventions etc?I told him it because I am, ?The Little Penis That Could.?

    We laughed, and I thought that would be a great new name for one of my sites. It?s all about guys with small penises that can fuck in front of crowds, while the guys with donkey dicks fail! It think it will be hilarious, and I know I will have a great time shooting it,

    BTW - My friends Rick Shameless and Jim Powers say the reason I can fuck in front of huge crowds, and come again over and over, is that I have no heart. They claim I have a third testicle instead of a heart, as a result of a genetic mutation. I am going on the record to say that, ?I will not admit to, deny or dispute this claim."




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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #2
    Testicle Heart!!!

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    • Rorschach
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2002
      • 5579

      #3
      Damn that dirty bitch is choking on it... Right there in the bar too. What a nasty cock loving slut.

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      • Martin
        "Assassins"
        • Dec 2001
        • 17274

        #4
        You forgot while doing a interview too.

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        • D Ghost
          null
          • May 2006
          • 9819

          #5
          hahahaha niiice

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          • cooool
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 386

            #6
            Nothing to brag about

            It's good for them that they aren't embarrassed of their small dicks but I don't think it's something to be bragging about. Rather pathetic...
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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7
              hahaha, awesome website title

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              • rawaccess
                Registered User
                • Sep 2004
                • 19

                #8
                nice pics!

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                • fuzzylogic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4796

                  #9
                  lol you will make men across america proud

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                  • Jimmy Nobody
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 216

                    #10
                    Good stuff!! How you been Dan?

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                    • Odin
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2545

                      #11
                      The real reason? He keeps a cialis in his wallet.
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                      • bns666
                        Confirmed Fetishist
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 11549

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Porno Dan
                        Where can I get a t-shirt like this?
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                        • PurrrsianPussyKat
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2088

                          #13
                          I've heard people say guys think with their dicks.. but a testicle for a heart is a new one on me.
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                          • HorseShit
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 17513

                            #14
                            sucks to be you

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                            • Fletch XXX
                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 60840

                              #15
                              the ashtray makes that pic so much more hawt

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                              • Bojangles
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 5419

                                #16
                                Hahaha. Awesome.

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                                • LAJ
                                  Gingerific
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 5567

                                  #17
                                  More power to ya Dan... Good luck with it all!
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                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 94102

                                    #18
                                    Lollllll

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                                    • sweetredhead
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2008
                                      • 443

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Porno Dan
                                      I bought a couple very fitting url?s today. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com and LittlePenisthatCould.com, anyone who has seen me in action knows these fit me perfectly.

                                      I was talking to my friend Cole Montana today, and he told me how he was shooting a ?fraternity house? scene. He said they went through 8 guys, all of whom were unable to perform on film in front of a crowd of people. He asked me how I am able to get it up and cum in bars, clubs, restaurants, conventions etc?I told him it because I am, ?The Little Penis That Could.?

                                      We laughed, and I thought that would be a great new name for one of my sites. It?s all about guys with small penises that can fuck in front of crowds, while the guys with donkey dicks fail! It think it will be hilarious, and I know I will have a great time shooting it,

                                      BTW - My friends Rick Shameless and Jim Powers say the reason I can fuck in front of huge crowds, and come again over and over, is that I have no heart. They claim I have a third testicle instead of a heart, as a result of a genetic mutation. I am going on the record to say that, ?I will not admit to, deny or dispute this claim."




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                                      • Kudles
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 5477

                                        #20
                                        I love it your penis is rad!
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                                        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2007
                                          • 3884

                                          #21
                                          those photos are priceless





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                                          • Porno Dan
                                            Court Jester
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 6342

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Chief
                                            The real reason? He keeps a cialis in his wallet.
                                            I am my wallet LOL - I keep Rhino51.com in my blood stream at all times

                                            Originally posted by Martin
                                            You forgot while doing a interview too.
                                            I do have an ability to that

                                            Originally posted by LAJ
                                            More power to ya Dan... Good luck with it all!
                                            Thanks I appreciate it
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                                            • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 4357

                                              #23
                                              LOL great pics!
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                                              • tranza
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                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 57559

                                                #24
                                                Hahaha...very funny domains!
                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                • vidvicious
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 4765

                                                  #25
                                                  ROFLMAO ....

                                                  thats a perfect url for ya ... !!
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                                                  • carol.prime
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 6960

                                                    #26
                                                    Like the hard thing on you Dan. yummy!
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                                                    • Halcyon
                                                      Spread The Pink!
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 8609

                                                      #27
                                                      LOVE the domain. (and your penis)
                                                      HAL on TEDx:

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                                                      • Dwreck
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 7362

                                                        #28
                                                        I gotta give credit to Dan!

                                                        1. to have the balls to whip out your cock anywhere
                                                        2. I know you get alot of haters that say euuuu your dirty but damn dude I will never get as much tail as you.
                                                        3. OVerall dan is a pretty positive guy and lives the dream
                                                        4. He can make fun of his own penis size
                                                        5. his has good writting skills and makes has an attitude of gratitude when posting

                                                        Well done Dan.

                                                        maybe my idea of smalldicksbigtits.com paysite may work. lol
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                                                        • Nineteen85
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                          • 288

                                                          #29
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                                                          • Porno Dan
                                                            Court Jester
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 6342

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by vidvicious
                                                            ROFLMAO ....

                                                            thats a perfect url for ya ... !!
                                                            Thanks buddy it is the perfect domain for me isn't it


                                                            Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                            LOVE the domain. (and your penis)

                                                            Thanks Hal I may have to go Pink for a day at Webmaster Access

                                                            Originally posted by Dwreck
                                                            I gotta give credit to Dan!

                                                            1. to have the balls to whip out your cock anywhere
                                                            2. I know you get alot of haters that say euuuu your dirty but damn dude I will never get as much tail as you.
                                                            3. OVerall dan is a pretty positive guy and lives the dream
                                                            4. He can make fun of his own penis size
                                                            5. his has good writting skills and makes has an attitude of gratitude when posting

                                                            Well done Dan.

                                                            maybe my idea of smalldicksbigtits.com paysite may work. lol

                                                            Thank you for the kind words Dwreck.

                                                            I trust that you are coming to Webmaster Access West.

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                                                            Last edited by Porno Dan; 09-26-2008, 10:26 AM.
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                                                            • Shameless
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2007
                                                              • 330

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by munki
                                                              Testicle Heart!!!
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                                                              • mikeyddddd
                                                                Viva la vulva!
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 16557

                                                                #32


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                                                                • brandonstills
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                                  • 1964

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Haha. That's funny. I almost had my dick out at one of those parties.

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