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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94008
    #1

    News I completely lost my sense of smell ...

    ... or is it that all things stopped smelling?

    My rational mind distrusts the senses so this is actually good.

    Most people smell like mortadella or perfume (or a mix of both) to me so this anosmia is a plus to start being more sociable, but on the other hand I might have a rank smell and I might not even notice. Overall, it's a deadlock on the social side.

    Also, not being able to detect a yeasty pussy is the most dangerous aspect of this condition.

    Too bad that I'll miss, in the near future, the "porn with odor" feature.
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    • _Richard_
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2006
      • 30989
      #2

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94008
          #3
          Originally posted by _Richard_
          I'm feelin' pretty stoic about it.

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            • wehateporn
              Promoting Debate on GFY
              • Apr 2007
              • 27176
              #4

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38944
                  #5
                  Originally posted by wehateporn
                  I prefer to think of the 'S' as 'Shit'... As in "Have they shat themselves?"

                  Just my personal preference of course. I'd hate to not enjoy my favourite aroma anymore


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                    • TrafficRush
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 2099
                      #6
                      Now you can eat pussy and not have to worry about what it smells like lol
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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94008
                          #7
                          Originally posted by TrafficRush
                          Now you can eat pussy and not have to worry about what it smells like lol
                          ...

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                            • Harambe
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jun 2016
                              • 557
                              #8
                              So you can't smell irwin's pussy?

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                                • Hannes
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2016
                                  • 1594
                                  #9
                                  think if you were blind, you would not be able to smell a black person...
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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94008
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Harambe
                                      So you can't smell irwin's pussy?

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                                        • MiamiBoyz
                                          fgfdftre6
                                          • Oct 2012
                                          • 6688
                                          #11
                                          I give you 3 more days to live.

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                                            • Bladewire
                                              StraightBro
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 56220
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Gallag97
                                              think if you were blind, you would not be able to smell a black person...
                                              Or taste the difference between a man's asshole and grandma's pussy


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                                                • Sunny Day
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2010
                                                  • 1406
                                                  #13
                                                  Smell & Taste

                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                  ... or is it that all things stopped smelling?

                                                  My rational mind distrusts the senses so this is actually good.

                                                  Most people smell like mortadella or perfume (or a mix of both) to me so this anosmia is a plus to start being more sociable, but on the other hand I might have a rank smell and I might not even notice. Overall, it's a deadlock on the social side.

                                                  Also, not being able to detect a yeasty pussy is the most dangerous aspect of this condition.

                                                  Too bad that I'll miss, in the near future, the "porn with odor" feature.
                                                  A farmer I knew said he lost his sense of taste, but didn't mention smell. Only thing he could taste, was heavy doses of salt on his food. Said he was trying to mouth siphon a chemical, into the tractor spray tank and got too much in his mouth.

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                                                    • JamesM83
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2016
                                                      • 334
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                      That gif is priceless omg


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                                                        • loreen
                                                          myadultdesign.com
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 12558
                                                          #15
                                                          I love smells (lol) so.. I'm sorry to hear.
                                                          If it's true, go to a doc?
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                                                            • Relic
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 10294
                                                              #16
                                                              I smell wicked.

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                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 94008
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by loreen
                                                                  I love smells (lol) so.. I'm sorry to hear.
                                                                  If it's true, go to a doc?
                                                                  I will always wonder how you smell like, loreen.

                                                                  I'm a true platonic, I let the disease run its course.

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                                                                    • teg0
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                      • 4204
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Buddy of mine lost his sense of smell and the main problem he has is he doesn't realize when he smells like BO and that his house and car smell like BO. Or if food has gone bad. He has gotten food poisoning a number of times. For awhile he took it to the extreme and was overdoing cologne and spraying febreze all over his house and people complained about that too.

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                                                                        • _Richard_
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                          • 30989
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                          I'm feelin' pretty stoic about it.
                                                                          it's a damn good word, alright?

                                                                          stoic

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                                                                            • Relic
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 10294
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                              it's a damn good word, alright?

                                                                              stoic
                                                                              Aren't they all

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