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  • Porno Dan
    Court Jester
    • May 2003
    • 6342

    #1

    My buddy Jim Powers what will he think of next

    I stole this press release and am posting it here.

    For those of you that don't know Jim, he is a true artist, and is one of the best directors I have ever met.

    He is one of the most creative and original people I know. Here is his newest idea "Muffin Tops"!


    Powersville, Inc. Releases Jim Powers? Muffin Tops
    Chubby girls are always eager to please you with their mouths, cunts, and assholes.
    September 22, 2008



    Chatsworth, CA ? As anyone who knows anything about the adult industry will certainly tell you, multiple AVN Award winning director Jim Powers is one of the greatest porn visionaries the masturbating world has ever known. Perverts everywhere wait patiently in their grandmothers? basements each and every month for Powers? newest films, and the veteran director never disappoints them. That?s why JM Productions is proud to announce that Jim Powers will be releasing his newest masterwork Muffin Tops through his Powersville, Inc. label on September 22nd.

    But you may find yourself asking, ?What exactly is a Muffin Top?? ?A ?muffin top? is the flesh that overflows over the waistline of a chubby girl?s trouser or skirt,? explains JM publicist Tony Malice. ?These are the kinds of sloppy girls that you see in the mall wearing jeans that are much too tight and blouses that are much too revealing because they want to fit in with the ?in? crowd ? the skinny girls.?

    When asked why at this point in his career he?d make a movie featuring chubby girls, a genre usually relegated to porn shooting newcomers, Powers offered up an honest and revealing explanation. ?I?m a chubby chaser at heart,? he admits, ?When I was growing up in the late 70s and early 80s those are the kind of girls I used to fuck. They were the low hanging fruit of that era. I used to like to smell their armpits and jack myself off with their folds of fat. I?m a pervert, hello.?

    Powers? is quick to point out that while the girls in Muffin Tops could stand to lose 15 or 20lbs they are by no means porkers. ?The girls I used to fuck back in my 20s were really pigs, but these girls are actually very attractive,? he explains, ?You just wanna grab onto their love handles and hang on for the ride!?

    The amply proportioned cum dumpsters in Muffin Tops are eager to please their male costars and turned in some amazing performances. ?The only exercise these lazy sluts ever get is around the first of the month when they have to do a scene or two to pay the rent,? laughs Powers, ?So we really made sure they broke a sweat and got a good workout when they were jerking off degenerates like Dave Hardman and Otto Bauer with their assholes.?

    Jim Powers? Muffin Tops features chubby porn whore sluts Marlie True, Rucca Page, Claudia Downs, and Brooke Scott in her first anal scene. The DVD will be available on September 22nd. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. For more information please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!
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  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
    "chubby porn whore sluts"

    i like the sound of whore sluts

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94102

      #3
      I hot for girl's tummys ... !

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      • tabasco
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        • Jul 2006
        • 2624

        #4
        Didn't they try that in Seinfeld?
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        • Tat2Jr
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          • Feb 2001
          • 4882

          #5
          Originally posted by Porno Dan
          ?The only exercise these lazy sluts ever get is around the first of the month when they have to do a scene or two to pay the rent,?

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          • Porno Dan
            Court Jester
            • May 2003
            • 6342

            #6
            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
            "chubby porn whore sluts"

            i like the sound of whore sluts
            Jim speaks his mind!!!
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            • Noe
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              • May 2004
              • 1082

              #7
              Jim is one of the most creative directors in the biz, I agree with you there!
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              • PornNewz
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                • Jul 2008
                • 851

                #8
                That's a great press release! After all the bullshit press releases I have to read everyday, I'm thankful for a good one once a year!!
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                • JustDaveXxx
                  I AM JUSTDAVE !
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4111

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Porno Dan
                  I stole this press release and am posting it here.

                  For those of you that don't know Jim, he is a true artist, and is one of the best directors I have ever met.

                  He is one of the most creative and original people I know. Here is his newest idea "Muffin Tops"!
                  I thought i was your favorite visionary?? Im hurt!!!!


                  But Jim is pretty good at what he does..lol


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                  • Jim_Gunn
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 5702

                    #10
                    Reading this thread makes me want to hit the gym and do abs, he he.

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                    • Porno Dan
                      Court Jester
                      • May 2003
                      • 6342

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PornNewz
                      That's a great press release! After all the bullshit press releases I have to read everyday, I'm thankful for a good one once a year!!

                      That is too funny. True, but funny!

                      Originally posted by JustDaveXxx
                      I thought i was your favorite visionary?? Im hurt!!!!


                      But Jim is pretty good at what he does..lol

                      I said one of the most creative.

                      Maybe one day you can be working together with Jim, Shameless and I all we need is one more and we will be the true porn dream!!
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                      • Kudles
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 5477

                        #12
                        That is the greatest name for a movie ever
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                        • donnylong
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 2164

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Porno Dan
                          I stole this press release and am posting it here.

                          For those of you that don't know Jim, he is a true artist, and is one of the best directors I have ever met.

                          He is one of the most creative and original people I know. Here is his newest idea "Muffin Tops"!
                          thats funny i sent him the brand new girl in the middle of the cover after i shot her lol! Jim is a cool guy

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