No joke.
I have shot all around the world and worked with models of all races, colors and social upbringing, yet I have never encountered the shit for brains that I have to deal with in Thailand.
I do understand most of them have an 8th grade education at best and I also understand they simply do not think with a western mind. I will also say that I have met plenty of sweet and very smart ladyboys as well but generally speaking the bulk of them are retarded. I'm sure of it. And to be fair, I'm sure a bulk of them think Falang (westerners) are the scum of the earth and can write a list of things they hate about us.
It's possible one could write a book on the topic but I will just post a few things that drive me up the fucking wall. If you live in Thailand or work with Thai Ladyboys, then this thread is for you.
In no order of importance:
* Ladyboy prostitutes who have no idea how to properly clean their ass before they engage in anal sex. They get fucked in the ass for a living, one would think most of them would know how to keep shit from falling out of their ass during the process. We make each and every one of them clean their ass before the shoots but time after time after time again we end up with watery shit everywhere from these dumb asses.
* Ladyboys who sell their body for a living and count on their good looks and appearance to make the sell to the customer. Yet they have FILTHY finger and toe nails, excessive body hair and generally poor hygiene. Just because you are poor does not mean you can not take care of yourself. Some of these ladyboys are just down right foul with the worse stank breath I've ever smelled. How hard is it to clean your nails, trim them or brush you teeth?
* Ladyboys whores who get fucked EVERY DAY in their ass who cry that it hurts when the guy just sticks the TIP of his cock in it. BULLSHIT! If you just got fucked once in a while, sure, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt but you are taking it every day. They say it hurts because they are lazy pieces of sewage who wants to do the least amount of work and still get paid for it.
* Ladyboys who tell you they can get hard and cum after you grill them about it and tell them they wont get paid otherwise, then show up with a limp noodle and no chance in hell of a hard-on or a cum shot. Then they want to cause drama over it. These ladyboys should be branded with a hot iron to warn the rest of the world what pieces of shit they are.
* Ladyboys who can't stay off the pipe. Cunts who either show up blasted or go into the bathroom to smoke ice or yaba. I won't work them if I notice they are fucked up and send them home. We tell them beforehand not to show up this way, yet they do and get sent home. Again, drama.
* Ladyboys who just can not get it through their tiny little pea brain, no matter how many times we tell them in Thai and English, that they are to look AT the camera and not keep glancing at the guy behind it. It totally kills the scene with their unsure eyes going back and forth. I've actually started shooting with a little sign above my lens that says in Thai "LOOK HERE!" and that does not work either.
* Ladyboys, and it's usually dog ugly ones, who somehow get your number from another ladyboy and calls you non-fucking-stop looking for work. These dragons should go back to being ugly dudes, they would probably get more work in the gay scene.
* Ladyboys who want to brag all day and night about all the websites they are on. I really don't give a shit and I tell them so. What they did for Ladyboy-Ladyboy, LB-69, LadyboyCrush or the gazillion of other sites is of no importance to me because no matter how many times they have shot for someone else, most of them are still dumb shits who can't get the video right. Photos are GREAT but they almost all suck ass when it comes to doing video.
* Ladyboys who just don't know how to jack off or have sex!!! I don't get this one. Some of them have no idea what to do with their own cock in their hands or now to get into a position other than laying on their lazy backs to get fucked. So many of them are totally clueless even though they ALL have sex movies on their phone and watch porno in one form or another. I can't tell you how many of them we have tried to put in the "doggie style" position and they just didn't have a clue. They wiggle all over the place even though you tell them, in Thai, to stay in one area. Maybe they are hard of hearing on top of being retarded?
I could go on but that is enough for now. My fingers are getting tired. Maybe more later. Though I will say that I'm blown away by how many guys overlook the simple things with them like hygene and body hair. Ugh.
Before I go, I will leave you with one little thing I do enjoy. Since they all *try* to look like women and *try* to sound like them as well. I like it when my boys fuck them REALLY hard and deep for a few strokes to see what kind of sound they make. Some of them scream and still sound like girls... real ladyboys. Yet some of them scream and let the "dude" out... fake ladyboys.
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I have shot all around the world and worked with models of all races, colors and social upbringing, yet I have never encountered the shit for brains that I have to deal with in Thailand.
I do understand most of them have an 8th grade education at best and I also understand they simply do not think with a western mind. I will also say that I have met plenty of sweet and very smart ladyboys as well but generally speaking the bulk of them are retarded. I'm sure of it. And to be fair, I'm sure a bulk of them think Falang (westerners) are the scum of the earth and can write a list of things they hate about us.
It's possible one could write a book on the topic but I will just post a few things that drive me up the fucking wall. If you live in Thailand or work with Thai Ladyboys, then this thread is for you.
In no order of importance:
* Ladyboy prostitutes who have no idea how to properly clean their ass before they engage in anal sex. They get fucked in the ass for a living, one would think most of them would know how to keep shit from falling out of their ass during the process. We make each and every one of them clean their ass before the shoots but time after time after time again we end up with watery shit everywhere from these dumb asses.
* Ladyboys who sell their body for a living and count on their good looks and appearance to make the sell to the customer. Yet they have FILTHY finger and toe nails, excessive body hair and generally poor hygiene. Just because you are poor does not mean you can not take care of yourself. Some of these ladyboys are just down right foul with the worse stank breath I've ever smelled. How hard is it to clean your nails, trim them or brush you teeth?
* Ladyboys whores who get fucked EVERY DAY in their ass who cry that it hurts when the guy just sticks the TIP of his cock in it. BULLSHIT! If you just got fucked once in a while, sure, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt but you are taking it every day. They say it hurts because they are lazy pieces of sewage who wants to do the least amount of work and still get paid for it.
* Ladyboys who tell you they can get hard and cum after you grill them about it and tell them they wont get paid otherwise, then show up with a limp noodle and no chance in hell of a hard-on or a cum shot. Then they want to cause drama over it. These ladyboys should be branded with a hot iron to warn the rest of the world what pieces of shit they are.
* Ladyboys who can't stay off the pipe. Cunts who either show up blasted or go into the bathroom to smoke ice or yaba. I won't work them if I notice they are fucked up and send them home. We tell them beforehand not to show up this way, yet they do and get sent home. Again, drama.
* Ladyboys who just can not get it through their tiny little pea brain, no matter how many times we tell them in Thai and English, that they are to look AT the camera and not keep glancing at the guy behind it. It totally kills the scene with their unsure eyes going back and forth. I've actually started shooting with a little sign above my lens that says in Thai "LOOK HERE!" and that does not work either.
* Ladyboys, and it's usually dog ugly ones, who somehow get your number from another ladyboy and calls you non-fucking-stop looking for work. These dragons should go back to being ugly dudes, they would probably get more work in the gay scene.
* Ladyboys who want to brag all day and night about all the websites they are on. I really don't give a shit and I tell them so. What they did for Ladyboy-Ladyboy, LB-69, LadyboyCrush or the gazillion of other sites is of no importance to me because no matter how many times they have shot for someone else, most of them are still dumb shits who can't get the video right. Photos are GREAT but they almost all suck ass when it comes to doing video.
* Ladyboys who just don't know how to jack off or have sex!!! I don't get this one. Some of them have no idea what to do with their own cock in their hands or now to get into a position other than laying on their lazy backs to get fucked. So many of them are totally clueless even though they ALL have sex movies on their phone and watch porno in one form or another. I can't tell you how many of them we have tried to put in the "doggie style" position and they just didn't have a clue. They wiggle all over the place even though you tell them, in Thai, to stay in one area. Maybe they are hard of hearing on top of being retarded?
I could go on but that is enough for now. My fingers are getting tired. Maybe more later. Though I will say that I'm blown away by how many guys overlook the simple things with them like hygene and body hair. Ugh.
Before I go, I will leave you with one little thing I do enjoy. Since they all *try* to look like women and *try* to sound like them as well. I like it when my boys fuck them REALLY hard and deep for a few strokes to see what kind of sound they make. Some of them scream and still sound like girls... real ladyboys. Yet some of them scream and let the "dude" out... fake ladyboys.
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