I have talked to God, ask me anything.

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  • clickity click
    So Fecking Bummed
    • Aug 2014
    • 3682

    #1

    I have talked to God, ask me anything.

    I was going to post this to Reddit but thought fuck it, you guys are my family now so thought I would give you an insight into the afterlife, what God thinks, angels, demons and more.

    This isn't bullshit either, I really did talk to God. You can ask me anything for the next 40 minutes until midnight GMT. After that I won't discuss it again (except perhaps on Reddit).
  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94037

    #2
    Dear God: did you make mankind after we made you?

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    • clickity click
      So Fecking Bummed
      • Aug 2014
      • 3682

      #3
      Please refrain from blasphemy. God was obviously the creator. He made mankind.
      He always was and always will be.

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      • Speigelau
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2007
        • 3032

        #4
        Why does everyone's cum taste different?

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        • clickity click
          So Fecking Bummed
          • Aug 2014
          • 3682

          #5
          Originally posted by Speigelau
          Why does everyone's cum taste different?
          Is this a question you want God to answer?
          Pretty sure this has already been asked on teh GFY. Perhaps just refer to that thread?

          I can always put it to the big man if you want.

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          • Hannes
            Confirmed User
            • May 2016
            • 1594

            #6
            is mankind gonna die of AIDS?
            Skype: gallag97
            Email: [U]comingsoon/U]

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            • clickity click
              So Fecking Bummed
              • Aug 2014
              • 3682

              #7
              Originally posted by Gallag97
              is mankind gonna die of AIDS?
              Negative, just the [s]gays[/s] guys.

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              • clickity click
                So Fecking Bummed
                • Aug 2014
                • 3682

                #8
                Guys, opportunities like this don't come around very often. If I was selling this on eBay I would be asking 10k a question.
                You only have 2 minutes left.

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                • clickity click
                  So Fecking Bummed
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 3682

                  #9
                  Times up. Snooze you lose.

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                  • Bladewire
                    StraightBro
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 56220

                    #10
                    Originally posted by clickity click
                    Negative, just the [s]Gays[/s] guys.










                    Skype: CallTomNow

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                    • Speigelau
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 3032

                      #11
                      I never got my question answered, I'm filing an Ebay dispute.

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                      • clickity click
                        So Fecking Bummed
                        • Aug 2014
                        • 3682

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Speigelau
                        I never got my question answered, I'm filing an Ebay dispute.
                        I asked you a return question which you failed to answer.

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                        • Speigelau
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 3032

                          #13
                          Originally posted by clickity click
                          I asked you a return question which you failed to answer.
                          No return questions needed. You stated we could ask you anything and I did, but you did not fulfill your obligation and your reliability rating has suffered as a consequence.

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