You can all thank John Mccain for the Blackberry

**Pornstuck** · 09-16-2008, 10:24 AM

John McCain is old enough to have invented electricity.

**Quagmire** · 09-16-2008, 10:30 AM

People are painfully retarded for taking things so literally.

**SuckOnThis** · 09-16-2008, 10:31 AM

I don't know about the Blackberry but he did help Noah with his Ark.

**gornyhuy** · 09-16-2008, 10:41 AM

After Gore invented the internet, the other senators needed a good portable way to read emails, so McCain jumped in with an invention.

**gornyhuy** · 09-16-2008, 10:42 AM

Alternate response:

Yes, McCain was there in an advisory role to God while he was working through the creation of fruits and berries.

**Persius** · 09-16-2008, 10:44 AM

McCain has acknowledged that he doesn't know how to use a computer and can't send e-mail

ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING

**ADL Colin** · 09-16-2008, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by gornyhuy

After Gore invented the internet, the other senators needed a good portable way to read emails, so McCain jumped in with an invention.

It's been almost 10 years since the "Al Gore invented the internet thing". I am guessing in ten years we will make fun of "McCain invented the Blackberry".

**NickPapageorgio** · 09-16-2008, 10:45 AM

I can feel an "AlienQ invented..." post coming soon. I feel it in my bones.

**baddog** · 09-16-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

wonder what he will invent for us next?

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g...OlvhwD937TFHO0

At least that's the contention of a top McCain policy adviser, Douglas Holtz-Eakin. Waving his BlackBerry personal digital assistant and citing McCain's work as a senator, he told reporters Tuesday, "You're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create."

I thought you were 30.

**Fletch XXX** · 09-16-2008, 10:58 AM

what could my age possibly have to do with Mccain and his top aid's comment?

**MrAwesome** · 09-16-2008, 11:03 AM

im not thanking him

**BradM** · 09-16-2008, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio

I can feel an "AlienQ invented..." post coming soon. I feel it in my bones.

AlienQ invented sucking penises to pay rent.

**TubeTitans_SusieQ** · 09-16-2008, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by Pornstuck

John McCain is old enough to have invented electricity.

lmao tis true!

**cherrylula** · 09-16-2008, 12:54 PM

that's not a blackberry, its the latest budweiser extreme beer.

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-16-2008, 01:08 PM

A McCain aide later dismissed the remark as "a boneheaded joke by a staffer."

**BlackCrayon** · 09-16-2008, 01:15 PM

RIM invented the blackberry.

**Snake Doctor** · 09-16-2008, 02:22 PM

The fundamentals of our economy are strong.

**tony286** · 09-16-2008, 02:27 PM

actually if al gore didnt get the funding for the computer centers there would of been no internet and that's from Vin Cerf. So we all owe the government for the platform we make our living on.

**tiger** · 09-16-2008, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by Snake Doctor

The fundamentals of our economy are strong.

LMAO

**pocketkangaroo** · 09-16-2008, 06:58 PM

Isn't Research in Motion a Canadian company?

**directfiesta** · 09-16-2008, 07:05 PM

He is very tech savy !!! MaliciousBiz told me

McCain: ?It?s a Google

Well, after all, his mentor uses " the internets " ...

**Kudles** · 09-16-2008, 07:49 PM

That guy is a douche

**WWC** · 09-16-2008, 09:07 PM

Ya, and Al Gore invented the internet ... lol

**GatorB** · 09-16-2008, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Pornstuck

John McCain is old enough to have invented electricity.

Actually he invented fire.

You can all thank John Mccain for the Blackberry

You can all thank John Mccain for the Blackberry

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